[MC Other rappers are - not me! on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack wearing purple backpacks And I on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I milk outta clay And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste And I say karate case and put it on tape
[MC Yo I'm MC Insecure - up? I really don't think that I'm enough To be rhyming on this track cause my suck All my verses fall like a hockey puck It took me seven to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so pretend that I got hurt Ow! Aw, I think I my ankle You go ahead and finish the song without me
[MC Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember Apparently something happened that was I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything! my motherfucking name? (Seriously does anyone know what my is?)
[MC Urination] Yo I'm MC Public - what - what! I take a fucking piss on a sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! You MCs can't handle this shit! You're just a little afraid to pee in public You run a toilet every time you have to piss Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!
[MC Yo MC Fatigue - that's me Every time I grab the mic I fall asleep
Guy] I'm the guy who sings the (It up the song) My is kinda boring (I wish that I go home) But they're me to sing the chorus (And I need the cash) I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved in with my dad)
[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, suck your dick." I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"
[MC Gets Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked My rhymes are like Gandolfini You know he's known for the but he's also in movies Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda But I prefer Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that Wait, what was I I I got side-tracked.
[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a They had a trilogy!
[MC Lethal 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 me I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a trilogy The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants It usually happens when I'm down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes we go! Thank god I brought a of clothes!
[MC Verse] Yo I'm the MC the final verse I'm supposed to sum up you heard But mutherfuckers I don't have the time So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy
Guy] I'm singing the chorus (Thank god almost done) I singing the chorus (It's Such a boring job) I'm gonna take my 40 (That's what they're me) And I'm gonna go get drunk (Masturbate go to sleep)