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[MC
Other are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing backpacks
And I snack on towel and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta
And I play air guitar with a of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey
It took me seven to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I remember shit
Apparently happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I remember them
I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
Whats my name?
(Seriously anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Urination - what - what!
I take a piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fall asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I wish I could go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved back in my dad)

2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"

[MC Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal
I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You know who else was in movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they to make a 4th?
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good they Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck that and come to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate singing the
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)