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[MC
rappers are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff a nap
I motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't that I'm good enough
To be on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You go ahead and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
Woke up five days ago in a ditch
know who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And empty my bladder while you watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet time you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I that I could go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I really the cash)
Cause I'm at the moment
(Just back in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is
Walked up to my girl and I gave her a
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Easily
My rhymes are like Gandolfini
You know he's for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie
Well I in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those but the 4th disappointed me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did have to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking
The 4th was also good they added Chris and Jet Li!

[MC My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually happens I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck that and come back to the Guy

Guy]
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate the chorus
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really
(Masturbate go to sleep)