[MC Other are comprehensible - not me! on the mic - MC Confusing! I a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Braff taking a nap I attack motherfuckers wearing backpacks And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk clay And I play air with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on
[MC Yo I'm MC Insecure - up? I really think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey It took me seven to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend I got hurt Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and the song without me
[MC Yo MC up in this bitch Woke up five ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember Apparently something happened that was I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! Whats my name? (Seriously anyone know what my name is?)
[MC Public Yo I'm MC Public - what - what! I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock And empty my while you motherfuckers watch! You other MCs can't handle shit! You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in You run into a toilet time you have to piss Yo fuck shit - I just whip out my dick!
[MC Yo MC Fatigue - yeah me Every time I grab the mic I fucking asleep
Guy] I'm the guy who the chorus (It up the song) My part is kinda (I that I could go home) But they're paying me to the chorus (And I really the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the (Just moved in with my dad)
2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck dick." I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"
[MC Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked My rhymes are badass Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but also in movies Like Get and Terminal Velocity Which I really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Which is weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I I I got side-tracked.
[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci Why did they to make a 4th? They had a trilogy!
[MC Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 me I disagree MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good they added Rock and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently It usually happens I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes we go! Thank god I a change of clothes!
[MC Final Yo I'm the MC with the final I'm supposed to sum up everything you But mutherfuckers I don't really have the So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus I'm still singing the (Thank god we're done) I hate the chorus (It's Such a boring job) I'm take my 40 bucks (That's what paying me) And I'm gonna go get really (Masturbate go to sleep)