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[MC
Other are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Black
It's a fact, I got more then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on track
Yeah your whack, everybody understands what you say
But I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really don't think I'm good enough
To be rhyming on track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat a hockey puck
It took me seven months to the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and finish the without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't shit
something happened that was traumatic
I used to have rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Urination - what - what!
I take a piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you to piss
Yo fuck shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah me
Every time I the mic I fucking fall asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is boring
(I that I could go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I really the cash)
Cause I'm at the moment
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are badass Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in
Like Get Shorty and Terminal
I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I really like movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did they to make a 4th?
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Pants
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually happens when I'm walking the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's what they're me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)