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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your
Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say
But when I get on the mic, I make outta clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say pencil case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't think I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this cause my lyrics suck
All my verses flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got
Ow! Aw, I think I my ankle
You guys go and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone what my name is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in
You run into a toilet time you have to piss
Yo fuck shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I that I could go home)
But paying me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm at the moment
(Just moved back in my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Is]
Yo I'm MC Know What Irony Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are badass like
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's in movies
Like Get and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You know who else was in movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did that
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I really like movies but the 4th disappointed me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or when I'm hanging out some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So fuck that and back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate singing the
(It's Such a fucking job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what paying me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)