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[MC
Other are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing backpacks
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk clay
And I play air with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey
It took me seven to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and the song without me

[MC
Yo MC up in this bitch
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember
Apparently something happened that was
I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
Whats my name?
(Seriously anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle shit!
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in
You run into a toilet time you have to piss
Yo fuck shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I that I could go home)
But they're paying me to the chorus
(And I really the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved in with my dad)

2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are badass Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but also in movies
Like Get and Terminal Velocity
Which I really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J.
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did they to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good they added Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently
It usually happens I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm still singing the
(Thank god we're done)
I hate the chorus
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's what paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really
(Masturbate go to sleep)