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[MC
Other are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on track
your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta
And I play air with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really don't think that I'm good
To be on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the part of my verse
And now I got nothing so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC up in this bitch
Woke up five days ago in a ditch
know who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened was traumatic
I used to have rhymes but I can't remember them
I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone know my name is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I take a piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock
And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is boring
(I that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
Walked up to my girl and I gave her a
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick."
I said "Hell bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't Charlie Sheen
I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did have to make a 4th?
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good they added Chris and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the
Or when I'm hanging out some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm to sum up everything you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate the chorus
(It's Such a fucking job)
I'm gonna my 40 bucks
(That's what they're me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)