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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics
All my verses fall flat like a puck
It took me seven months to write the first of my verse
And now I got nothing so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I take a piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little bitch to pee in public
You run into a toilet every you have to piss
Yo fuck that - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
Every time I the mic I fucking fall asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I wish that I go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved in with my dad)

2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
Walked up to my and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick."
I said "Hell bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are badass Gandolfini
You he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Velocity
I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe
Why did they have to make a
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a trilogy
The 4th was also good they added Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Pants
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It usually happens I'm walking down the street
Or I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So that and come back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate singing the
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's they're paying me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)