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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black
a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack wearing purple backpacks
And I on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I milk outta clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really don't think that I'm enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my suck
All my verses fall like a hockey puck
It took me seven to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I my ankle
You go ahead and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember
Apparently something happened that was
I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock
And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fall asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I wish that I go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, suck your dick."
I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the but he's also in movies
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a
They had a trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a trilogy
The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what they're me)
And I'm gonna go get drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)