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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Braff taking a nap
I motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't think I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my suck
All my verses fall like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and finish the song me

[MC
Yo MC up in this bitch
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened that was
I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And empty my bladder while you watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I wish I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
Walked up to my and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My rhymes are like Gandolfini
You he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Velocity
Which I didn't like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently
It usually when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So fuck that and back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm still singing the
(Thank god we're done)
I hate singing the
(It's Such a fucking job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what paying me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)