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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black
a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really don't think that I'm good
To be rhyming on this track cause my suck
All my fall flat like a hockey puck
It me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got
Ow! Aw, I think I my ankle
You guys go and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC up in this bitch
Woke up days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I remember shit
Apparently something happened that was
I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone know my name is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I take a piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And empty my bladder you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't this shit!
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in
You run into a every time you have to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who sings the
(It up the song)
My part is boring
(I wish that I go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I really the cash)
I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just back in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't What Irony Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, suck your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the but he's also in movies
Like Get and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Gun
You who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I really like those but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Pants
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I really have the time
So fuck and come back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's Such a fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really
(Masturbate go to sleep)