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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say
But when I get on the mic, I make outta clay
And I air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't think that I'm enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my suck
All my verses fall flat a hockey puck
It took me months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
Woke up days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember
Apparently happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I take a fucking piss on a sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just moved back in my dad)

2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Know What Irony Is
Walked up to my and I gave her a kiss
She "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"

[MC Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Easily
My rhymes are badass Gandolfini
You know known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I like Charlie Sheen
Well I in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun
You who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe
Why did have to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a trilogy
The 4th was also good added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I really have the time
So that and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's Such a fucking job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what they're me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)