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[MC
Other are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track my lyrics suck
All my verses flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
Woke up five days ago lying in a
Didn't know who I was I couldn't shit
Apparently something happened was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember
Seriously I'm freaking out I remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone know my name is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Urination - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking
Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs handle this shit!
You're just a bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC - yeah that's me
Every time I the mic I fucking fall asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I wish I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm at the moment
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Gets Easily
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's in movies
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't Charlie Sheen
Well I in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J.
Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that
Wait, was I saying?
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe
Why did they to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal 4 that's me
I with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually happens I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm out with some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Verse]
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't really the time
So fuck that and come to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's they're paying me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)