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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers purple backpacks
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of
And I say karate case and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really think that I'm good enough
To be on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a puck
It took me seven months to the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go and finish the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
Woke up five days ago lying in a
Didn't know who I was I couldn't shit
Apparently something happened was traumatic
I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock
And empty my bladder you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a every time you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the
(And I need the cash)
I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, suck your dick."
I said "Hell bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the but he's also in movies
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie
I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe
Why did they to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking
The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Pants
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm supposed to sum up you heard
But mutherfuckers I really have the time
So fuck that and come back to the Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate the chorus
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what they're me)
And I'm gonna go get drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)