[MC Other rappers are - not me! on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap I attack wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands you say But when I get on the mic, I make outta clay And I air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate case and put it on tape
[MC Yo I'm MC - what's up? I really don't think that I'm enough To be rhyming on this track cause my suck All my verses fall flat a hockey puck It took me months to write the first part of my verse And now I got left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my You guys go ahead and the song without me
[MC Yo MC Amnesia up in this Woke up days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember Apparently happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't them Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything! my motherfucking name? (Seriously does anyone know what my is?)
[MC Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what! I take a fucking piss on a sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock And empty my while you motherfuckers watch! You other MCs handle this shit! just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run a toilet every time you have to piss Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!
[MC Yo MC - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall
Guy] I'm the guy who the chorus (It up the song) My part is kinda (I that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the (And I need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the (Just moved back in my dad)
2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Know What Irony Is Walked up to my and I gave her a kiss She "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick." I said "Hell yeah bitch, so ironic!"
[MC Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Easily My rhymes are badass Gandolfini You know known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like cause I like Charlie Sheen Well I in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun You who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I I I got side-tracked.
[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Why did have to make a 4th? They had a trilogy!
[MC Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 me I with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a trilogy The 4th was also good added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently It usually happens when I'm down the street Or I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes we go! Thank god I a change of clothes!
[MC Verse] Yo I'm the MC the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you But mutherfuckers I really have the time So that and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus I'm still the chorus (Thank god almost done) I singing the chorus (It's Such a fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 (That's what they're me) And I'm go get really drunk (Masturbate go to sleep)