[MC Other rappers are - not me! on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Braff taking a nap I motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on
[MC Yo I'm MC - what's up? I really don't think I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my suck All my verses fall like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll that I got hurt Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my You guys go ahead and finish the song me
[MC Yo MC up in this bitch Woke up five ago lying in a ditch Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was I to have more rhymes but I can't remember them I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! Whats my motherfucking (Seriously anyone know what my name is?)
[MC Public Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what! I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my And empty my bladder while you watch! You other MCs handle this shit! just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you to piss Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!
[MC Yo MC Fatigue - that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall
[Chorus-Chorus I'm the guy who the chorus (It up the song) My part is kinda (I wish I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the (And I need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the (Just moved in with my dad)
[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know Irony Is Walked up to my and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll your dick." I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked My rhymes are like Gandolfini You he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Velocity Which I didn't like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that Wait, what was I I I got side-tracked.
[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th me Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a They had a trilogy!
[MC Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 me I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Frequently It usually when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass we go! Thank god I brought a of clothes!
[MC Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you But mutherfuckers I don't really have the So fuck that and back to the Chorus Guy
Guy] I'm still singing the (Thank god we're done) I hate singing the (It's Such a fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 (That's what paying me) And I'm go get really drunk (Masturbate go to sleep)