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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on track
Yeah your whack, everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey
It me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and the song without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in this
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know my name is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public - what - what!
I take a fucking on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every you have to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking asleep

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I wish I could go home)
But paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really the cash)
I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to place, I'll suck your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Gets Easily
My rhymes are like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Sheen
I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did have to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking
The 4th was good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm to sum up everything you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck that and back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I hate singing the
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm gonna take my 40
(That's what paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really
(Masturbate go to sleep)