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[MC
rappers are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple
And I snack on towel and take a shit on your track
Yeah whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make outta clay
And I play air guitar with a of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I really don't think that I'm enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics
All my verses fall flat a hockey puck
It me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and finish the without me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
Woke up days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember
something happened that was traumatic
I used to more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
Whats my motherfucking
(Seriously anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking
Anytime, anyplace, I just out my cock
And empty my bladder while you watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little bitch to pee in public
You run into a toilet time you have to piss
Yo fuck that - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the
(It up the song)
My is kinda boring
(I that I could go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I really the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the
(Just back in with my dad)

2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Velocity
Which I really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they to make a 4th?
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking
The 4th was also good they added Chris and Jet Li!

[MC My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I brought a of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But I don't really have the time
So fuck that and back to the Chorus Guy

Guy]
I'm singing the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm take my 40 bucks
(That's what paying me)
And I'm go get really drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)