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[MC
Other rappers are - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff a nap
I motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on racks and take a shit on your track
your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC - what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good
To be rhyming on this track my lyrics suck
All my verses fall like a hockey puck
It took me seven to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and the song without me

[MC
Yo MC up in this bitch
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
know who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't them
Seriously I'm out I can't remember anything!
my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does know what my name is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Urination - what - what!
I a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I whip out my cock
And my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle shit!
just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a every time you have to piss
Yo that shit - I just whip out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking asleep

Guy]
I'm the guy who the chorus
(It up the song)
My part is kinda
(I wish that I go home)
But paying me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
Cause I'm at the moment
(Just moved in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Is]
Yo I'm MC Know What Irony Is
up to my girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to place, I'll suck your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Side-Tracked
Yo I'm MC Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's in movies
Like Get and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda
But I prefer Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th me
Danny Glover, Mel and Joe Pesci
Why did have to make a 4th?
They had a trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Shit My Frequently]
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking the street
Or I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the
So fuck that and come to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god almost done)
I singing the chorus
(It's a boring fucking job)
I'm gonna my 40 bucks
(That's what paying me)
And I'm gonna go get drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)