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[MC
rappers are comprehensible - not me!
on the mic - MC Confusing!
I a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers purple backpacks
And I on towel racks and take a shit on your track
your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil and put it on tape

[MC
Yo I'm MC Insecure - up?
I don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey
It took me months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Ow! Aw, I think I sprained my
You guys go ahead and finish the song me

[MC
Yo MC Amnesia up in bitch
Woke up five ago lying in a ditch
Didn't who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't them
Seriously I'm freaking out I remember anything!
Whats my name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my is?)

[MC Public
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - - what!
I take a fucking piss on a sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my
And empty my while you motherfuckers watch!
You MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just out my dick!

[MC
Yo MC Fatigue - that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall

Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the
(It up the song)
My part is boring
(I that I could go home)
But they're me to sing the chorus
(And I need the cash)
I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just back in with my dad)

[Verse 2: MC Doesn't What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Know What Irony Is
Walked up to my girl and I her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, suck your dick."
I "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic!"

[MC Gets Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Easily
My are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's in movies
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was funny
But I Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing he did after that
Wait, what was I
I I got side-tracked.

[MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th me
Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to a 4th?
had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 me
I disagree with MC Lethal 1, 2 & 3
I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some hoes
we go!
Thank god I a change of clothes!

[MC Final
Yo I'm the MC with the final
I'm supposed to sum up everything you
But mutherfuckers I don't have the time
So fuck that and come back to the Guy

Guy]
I'm still the chorus
(Thank god we're done)
I singing the chorus
(It's Such a boring job)
I'm gonna my 40 bucks
(That's they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get drunk
(Masturbate go to sleep)