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MC Every Day Guy:

Every day normal guy to get the track started
My average are between genius and retarded
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar pants on one leg at a
I sleep eight hours a and eat three meals a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got on my back
My verse is done it great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went back and Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto in dinosaur time
Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC cock blocks himself, hey what's up?
You so sexy, we probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I I might have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac where all my bodies at?
funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, flesh, and suicide
If you're not as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the is going on?)
can not be happening (I don't wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still (I motherfucking killed myself!)

MC Sidetracked Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Under
My first experience with death, I was sixteen
My dog got run over by a truck and his head
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 he's frozen
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Speak In The Present Tense:

I was MC who speak in the present tense
I'm have a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would have been difficult, people assumed I was a
have a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been days since
My last bowel movement, I'm starting to get
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing ever of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly of shit
I wish my bowel movements a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would save me a lot of
Push for hours no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only in this industry that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally have a face

MC On The With Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, it down
Skip to the verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine high in a helicopter thong
I got highlights from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a vampires wife's

Maybe isn't so bad (better than my last job)
Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn around (being a pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse