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MC Day Normal Guy:

day normal guy here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genius and
I drink tap and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar on one leg at a time
I sleep hours a night and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Time Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur
Gave Bill Gates my in 1973
I traveled in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, I think that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC blocks himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac where all my bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be and I'll be bored
Wait, do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score

You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?)
can not be happening (I don't wanna do this any more)
This be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still (I motherfucking killed myself!)

MC Sidetracked Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think it's
My show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a truck and his exploded
Like Robert in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I to say?

MC Who Couldn't In The Present Tense:

I was MC who couldn't in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of and my dick was immense
It would been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been days since
My last bowel movement, I'm to get impatient
Spending on the toilet, yet nothing ever comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly full of
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always and free flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally don't have a

MC On The With Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, keep it
to the next verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC rapping up the song
Like a Plasticine high five in a helicopter
I got ricochet highlights from the Fleet knife guy
We out like a fight in a vampires wife's life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better my last job)
Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe will turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things get worse anyhow