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MC Every Day Normal

Every day normal guy to get the track started
My average are between genius and retarded
I drink tap and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep hours a night and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a roof over my and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time machines
Went back and found Judas in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of to rat out the wrong guy
Then I Monsanto seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Bill my iPhone in 1973
I traveled in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we hung out all
Come to think of it they didn't have any time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't feel so hot, shit I think that I am (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat food will expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Blocks

MC cock blocks himself, hey girl up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at?
funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian in my pants
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the fuck is on?)
can not be happening (I don't wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Sidetracked Easily:

Yo MC sidetracked easily back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think cheesy
My favorite is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first experience with death, I was sixteen
My dog got run over by a truck and his exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's
It's freezing in Iceland, I was just there on
Hold on, I think I got lost again, was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Present

I was MC who couldn't speak in the present
I'm gonna have a lot of and my dick was immense
It would have difficult, people assumed I was a retard
have a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three since
My bowel movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spending on the toilet, yet nothing ever comes of it
are like politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would save me a lot of
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry that be seen
By the eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally don't a face

MC On The With Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, keep it
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, leave me
This is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine five in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights from the Fleet knife guy
We out a rice fight in a vampires wife's life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse