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MC Every Day Normal

day normal guy here to get the track started
My lyrics are between genius and retarded
I drink tap water and watch all the
I put my thirty dollar on one leg at a time
I sleep eight a night and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a roof over my and I got clothes on my back
My verse is it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses time irresponsibly
Went and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur
Gave Bill Gates my in 1973
Then I in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it didn't have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't feel so hot, I think that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make expired yogurt less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Blocks

MC cock blocks himself, hey girl up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of
By the way I have a and I think I might have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my aphrodisiac
Flat gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn-ons are mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm to score

You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be happening (I don't wanna do any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets easily back in the heezy
By heezy I house, not the show I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Under
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run by a truck and his head exploded
Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Present

I was MC who couldn't speak in the tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my was immense
It would have been difficult, people assumed I was a
I'll a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three since
My last bowel movement, I'm starting to get
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
are like politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a more like my rhymes
Always smooth and flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a brown Brussel
My like a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan
When image is and I literally don't have a face

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine high in a helicopter thong
I got highlights from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a vampires life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things couldn't get anyhow