Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 3

MC Every Day Guy:

Every day guy here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genius and
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat three a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a roof my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time irresponsibly
back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I Monsanto seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Bill Gates my in 1973
Then I in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my and we hung out all night
Come to of it they didn't have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I think that I am (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make expired yogurt taste like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Blocks

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
Crawl in a hot tub a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of
bodies scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, flesh, and suicide
If not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have Looks like I'm about to score

You to be kidding me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be happening (I wanna do this any more)
This be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the I think it's cheesy
My show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a truck and his exploded
Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Tense:

I was MC who speak in the present tense
I'm have a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would have been difficult, people assumed I was a
I'll have a serious problem, was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three since
My last bowel movement, I'm to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
Intestines are politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel were a little more like my rhymes
smooth and free flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay Republican, it's not planning on out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in industry that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan
When image is everything and I literally have a face

MC On The Phone Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, keep it
Skip to the verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
a Plasticine high five in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a vampires life

Maybe this so bad (better than my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe will turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things get worse anyhow