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MC Every Day Guy:

Every day normal guy to get the track started
My average lyrics are between and retarded
I tap water and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar pants on one leg at a
I sleep eight hours a and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a roof over my head and I got on my back
My is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Time Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the guy
Then I planted Monsanto in dinosaur time
Gave Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it they didn't any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I think that I am (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat food will expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Blocks

MC blocks himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and
If you're not stiff as a board, I be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the is going on?)
can not be happening (I don't wanna do this any more)
This be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Sidetracked Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think it's
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Under
My first experience with death, I was sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was there on holiday
on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't In The Present Tense:

I was MC who couldn't in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was
It would have been difficult, people I was a retard
I'll have a serious problem, was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days
My last movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spending on the toilet, yet nothing ever comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a brown sprout
My shit's like a gay Republican, not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry that can't be
By the eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally don't have a

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the with Ted Danson, keep it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, me alone
This is more important, I'm on the with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing rapping up the
a Plasticine high five in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice in a vampires wife's life

Maybe this so bad (better than my last job)
Taking it in the ass for cash (twenty a pop)
Maybe things will turn around (being a pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse