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MC Every Day Normal

day normal guy here to get the track started
My lyrics are between genius and retarded
I tap water and watch all the CSIs
I put my dollar pants on one leg at a time
I eight hours a night and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to
I have a roof over my head and I got on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't bad

MC Time Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went back and found Judas in 33 AD
him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in time
Gave Bill Gates my in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it they have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I think that I am (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat food will make yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Himself:

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
Crawl in a hot tub a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of
My turn-ons are mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to

You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be (I don't wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I singing? (I motherfucking killed myself!)

MC Gets Sidetracked

Yo MC sidetracked easily back in the heezy
By I mean house, not the show I think it's cheesy
My show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was just on holiday
Hold on, I think I got again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Speak In The Present Tense:

I was MC who couldn't speak in the tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my was immense
It would have been difficult, people I was a retard
I'll have a serious problem, communicating was

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three since
My last bowel movement, I'm to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would me a lot of time
Push for hours no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout
My like a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry that be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan
When image is everything and I don't have a face

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who Sam Malone

MC

MC rapping up the song
Like a Plasticine high five in a thong
I got ricochet highlights the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a wife's life

Maybe isn't so bad (better than my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things get worse anyhow