MC Every Day Normal
Every day normal guy here to get the track My average lyrics are between and retarded I drink tap water and all the CSIs I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time I sleep eight hours a night and eat meals a day I'm motherfucking content, I got no to complain I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't bad
MC Uses Time Machines
Yo I'm MC uses time machines back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD Gave him 31 pieces of to rat out the wrong guy Then I planted Monsanto in dinosaur time Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in Then I traveled in time to the night that I was I met up with my parents and we out all night Come to think of it they have any alone time (Noooo..)
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MC nauseous up in this I don't feel so hot, shit I that I am gonna (oooooohhh) Why am I so sick, what I (Cat food make expired yogurt taste less like cheese) Oh right...
MC Cock Blocks
MC cock himself, hey girl what's up? You so sexy, we should probably up Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might AIDS (where you goin?)
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MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at? Crashing funerals just so I can get a whiff of that Decomposing bodies scent, my favorite lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of My turn-ons are rigor mortis, flesh, and suicide If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and be bored Wait, what do we have here? Looks I'm about to score
You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?) This can not be happening (I don't wanna do any more) This be a bad dream (leave me alone) Why am I singing? (I motherfucking killed myself!)
MC Gets Sidetracked
Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy By heezy I house, not the show I think it's cheesy My show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under My first experience with death, I was sixteen My dog got run by a truck and his head exploded Like Robert Patrick in 2 when he's frozen It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?
MC Who Couldn't In The Present Tense:
I was MC who speak in the present tense I'm gonna a lot of money and my dick was immense It would have been difficult, assumed I was a retard I'll have a problem, communicating was hard
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Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days My last movement, I'm starting to get impatient Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly full of I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes Always smooth and flowing, it would save me a lot of time for hours with no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out
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Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me The only in this industry that can't be seen By the naked eye, I won't lie, hard to get the fan base When image is everything and I literally have a face
MC On The Phone With Ted
I'm MC on the phone Ted Danson, keep it down Skip to the next verse, I'm on the with Ted Danson, not now Hold on Ted, I don't be in the song anymore, leave me alone This is important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone
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MC rapping up the song Like a Plasticine five in a helicopter thong I got ricochet from the Fleet Fox's knife guy We out like a rice fight in a wife's life
Maybe this isn't so bad (better than my job) Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop) Maybe things turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool) couldn't get worse anyhow