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MC Every Day Normal

Every day normal guy here to get the track
My average lyrics are between and retarded
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time machines
back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto in dinosaur time
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in
Then I traveled in time to the night that I was
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it they have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't feel so hot, shit I that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food make expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Blocks

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my favorite
lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks I'm about to score

You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be happening (I don't wanna do any more)
This be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I singing? (I motherfucking killed myself!)

MC Gets Sidetracked

Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy
By heezy I house, not the show I think it's cheesy
My show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first experience with death, I was sixteen
My dog got run by a truck and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in 2 when he's frozen
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't In The Present Tense:

I was MC who speak in the present tense
I'm gonna a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would have been difficult, assumed I was a retard
I'll have a problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days
My last movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly full of
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always smooth and flowing, it would save me a lot of time
for hours with no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only in this industry that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally have a face

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the phone Ted Danson, keep it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC rapping up the song
Like a Plasticine five in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a wife's life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better than my job)
Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
couldn't get worse anyhow