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MC Every Day Normal

day normal guy here to get the track started
My lyrics are between genius and retarded
I drink tap and watch all the CSIs
I put my dollar pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight a night and eat three meals a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it that bad

MC Time Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses time machines
Went and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur
Gave Bill my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we hung out all
to think of it they didn't have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't feel so hot, shit I that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
Crawl in a hot tub with a of champagne
By the way I have a and I think I might have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac where all my dead at?
Crashing funerals just so I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my aphrodisiac
Flat lining me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the fuck is on?)
This can not be happening (I wanna do this any more)
must be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Sidetracked

Yo MC sidetracked easily back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was in Six Feet Under
My first experience death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a truck and his exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 he's frozen
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Tense:

I was MC who couldn't speak in the tense
I'm gonna have a lot of and my dick was immense
It would have been difficult, assumed I was a retard
I'll a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three since
My last bowel movement, I'm to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet ever comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always smooth and flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for with no result, not even a brown Brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay Republican, not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry can't be seen
By the naked eye, I lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally don't have a

MC On The Phone Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, keep it
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't be in the song anymore, leave me alone
is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC rapping up the song
Like a Plasticine high five in a thong
I got ricochet highlights from the Fleet knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a wife's life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better my last job)
Taking it in the ass for cash (twenty a pop)
Maybe things will around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things get worse anyhow