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MC Every Day Guy:

Every day guy here to get the track started
My average are between genius and retarded
I drink tap and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat meals a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got clothes on my
My is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses time irresponsibly
Went back and found Iscariot in 33 AD
him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I Monsanto seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Bill my iPhone in 1973
Then I in time to the night that I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we out all night
to think of it they didn't have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't feel so hot, shit I think I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn-ons are mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to

You to be kidding me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be happening (I wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I motherfucking myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run by a truck and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's
It's freezing in Iceland, I was there on holiday
on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Tense:

I was MC who speak in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my was immense
It have been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days
My last bowel movement, I'm to get impatient
hours on the toilet, yet nothing ever comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, constantly full of shit
I wish my movements were a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My like a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this that can't be seen
By the eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I don't have a face

MC On The With Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the with Ted Danson, keep it down
Skip to the verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine high five in a helicopter
I got ricochet from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out a rice fight in a vampires wife's life

Maybe isn't so bad (better than my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
couldn't get worse anyhow