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MC Day Normal Guy:

Every day normal guy here to get the started
My average are between genius and retarded
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar pants on one leg at a
I sleep hours a night and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no to complain
I have a roof over my head and I got on my back
My verse is done it great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time machines
Went back and found Judas in 33 AD
Gave him 31 of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC up in this motherfucka
I feel so hot, shit I think that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat food will make expired yogurt taste like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Himself:

MC cock blocks himself, hey what's up?
You so sexy, we should hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of
By the way I have a and I think I might have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at?
funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my favorite
Flat gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
include breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn-ons are mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? like I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the fuck is on?)
This can not be happening (I wanna do this any more)
This be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the show I think it's
My favorite show is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run by a truck and his head exploded
Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
It's freezing in Iceland, I was just there on
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I trying to

MC Who Speak In The Present Tense:

I was MC who couldn't speak in the present
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was
It would have been difficult, people I was a retard
I'll a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has three days since
My last bowel movement, I'm starting to get
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
are like politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little more like my
Always smooth and free flowing, it would me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a brown sprout
My shit's like a gay Republican, not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in industry that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When is everything and I literally don't have a face

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the phone Ted Danson, keep it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I wanna be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine five in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights from the Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice in a vampires wife's life

Maybe isn't so bad (better than my last job)
Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse