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MC Every Day Normal

Every day normal guy to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genius and
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my dollar pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat three a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went back and Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of to rat out the wrong guy
I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the night that I was
I met up with my parents and we out all night
Come to think of it didn't have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I feel so hot, shit I think that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, I eat?
(Cat food will make yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Himself:

MC cock blocks himself, hey what's up?
You so sexy, we probably hook up
in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a and I think I might have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC where all my dead bodies at?
Crashing just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my favorite
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of
My are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? like I'm about to score

You have to be kidding me (what the is going on?)
This can not be happening (I wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I motherfucking myself!)

MC Sidetracked Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the I think it's cheesy
My favorite is Dexter, that guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got lost again, what was I to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Present

I was MC who couldn't speak in the present
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was
It have been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days
My bowel movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're full of shit
I my bowel movements were a little more like my rhymes
smooth and free flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in this industry can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's to get the fan base
When image is everything and I literally have a face

MC On The Phone Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I wanna be in the song anymore, leave me alone
This is more important, I'm on the with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing rapping up the
Like a Plasticine high in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a wife's life

Maybe isn't so bad (better than my last job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn (being a zombie's pretty cool)
couldn't get worse anyhow