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MC Every Day Normal

day normal guy here to get the track started
My average lyrics are genius and retarded
I drink tap water and all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat meals a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it that bad

MC Time Machines Irresponsibly:

Yo I'm MC uses machines irresponsibly
Went back and found Judas in 33 AD
him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur
Gave Bill my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I think I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make expired taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a of that
Decomposing scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of
My turn-ons are mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm to score

You have to be kidding me (what the is going on?)
This can not be happening (I don't do this any more)
must be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets easily back in the heezy
By I mean house, not the show I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, guy was also in Six Feet Under
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 he's frozen
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Tense:

I was MC who couldn't speak in the present
I'm gonna have a lot of and my dick was immense
It would have difficult, people assumed I was a retard
have a serious problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been days since
My bowel movement, I'm starting to get impatient
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing ever of it
Intestines are like politicians, constantly full of shit
I wish my bowel movements were a little like my rhymes
Always and free flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only rapper in industry that can't be seen
By the eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan base
When image is everything and I don't have a face

MC On The With Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson, it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, leave me
is more important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine high five in a helicopter
I got ricochet highlights from the Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice in a vampires wife's life

Maybe this isn't so bad (better than my job)
Taking it in the ass for (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe will turn around (being a zombie's pretty cool)
Things get worse anyhow