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MC Every Day Guy:

Every day normal guy here to get the started
My average lyrics are between genius and
I tap water and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a night and eat meals a day
I'm content, I got no reason to complain
I have a roof my head and I got clothes on my back
My is done it wasn't great, but hey it wasn't that bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time machines
back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 of silver to rat out the wrong guy
I planted Monsanto seeds in dinosaur time
Gave Bill my iPhone in 1973
Then I traveled in to the night that I was conceived
I met up my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any alone (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in this
I don't so hot, shit I think that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will make expired taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Blocks Himself:

MC cock blocks himself, hey girl up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I have AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac where all my bodies at?
Crashing just so that I can get a whiff of that
bodies scent, my favorite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a Pavlovian in my pants
Turn-offs breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and be bored
Wait, what do we here? Looks like I'm about to score

You to be kidding me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be (I don't wanna do this any more)
This must be a bad (leave me alone)
Why am I still singing? (I killed myself!)

MC Gets Sidetracked

Yo MC gets sidetracked easily in the heezy
By heezy I house, not the show I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, guy was also in Six Feet Under
My experience with death, I was just sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's
It's in Iceland, I was just there on holiday
Hold on, I think I got again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Speak In The Present Tense:

I was MC who couldn't speak in the present
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was
It would have difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been three days
My last bowel movement, I'm starting to get
Spending hours on the toilet, yet nothing comes of it
are like politicians, they're constantly full of shit
I wish my movements were a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free flowing, it would save me a lot of
Push for hours with no result, not a brown Brussel sprout
My shit's a gay Republican, it's not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The only in this industry that can't be seen
By the naked eye, I won't lie, it's to get the fan base
image is everything and I literally don't have a face

MC On The Phone With Ted

I'm MC on the phone Ted Danson, keep it down
to the next verse, I'm on the phone with Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, leave me
This is important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing rapping up the
Like a Plasticine high five in a helicopter
I got ricochet from the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a vampires wife's

Maybe this isn't so bad (better my last job)
Taking it in the ass for cash (twenty a pop)
Maybe things will turn around (being a pretty cool)
Things couldn't get worse