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MC Every Day Normal

Every day normal guy to get the track started
My average lyrics are genius and retarded
I tap water and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty pants on one leg at a time
I sleep eight hours a and eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no to complain
I a roof over my head and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great, but hey it that bad

MC Uses Time Machines

Yo I'm MC uses time irresponsibly
back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the guy
Then I planted Monsanto seeds in time
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in
Then I traveled in time to the that I was conceived
I met up with my and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they have any alone time (Noooo..)

MC

MC nauseous up in motherfucka
I don't feel so hot, shit I that I am gonna (oooooohhh)
Why am I so sick, what I
(Cat food will expired yogurt taste less like cheese)
Oh right...

MC Cock Himself:

MC cock himself, hey girl what's up?
You so sexy, we should probably up
in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might AIDS (where you goin?)

MC

MC necrophiliac all my dead bodies at?
Crashing funerals just so I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies scent, my favorite
lining gives me a Pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing, pulses, and of life
My turn-ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh, and
If not stiff as a board, I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to

You have to be me (what the fuck is going on?)
This can not be happening (I don't wanna do any more)
must be a bad dream (leave me alone)
Why am I singing? (I motherfucking killed myself!)

MC Gets Easily:

Yo MC gets sidetracked back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house, not the I think it's cheesy
My favorite show is Dexter, guy was also in Six Feet Under
My first experience with death, I was sixteen
My dog got run over by a and his head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's
It's freezing in Iceland, I was just on holiday
Hold on, I I got lost again, what was I trying to say?

MC Who Couldn't Speak In The Tense:

I was MC who speak in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my was immense
It would have been difficult, assumed I was a retard
I'll have a problem, communicating was hard

MC

Yo I'm MC constipation, it has been days since
My last bowel movement, I'm starting to get
hours on the toilet, yet nothing ever comes of it
Intestines are like politicians, they're constantly full of
I my bowel movements were a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and flowing, it would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result, not even a Brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay Republican, not planning on coming out

MC

Yo I'm MC invisible, you see me
The rapper in this industry that can't be seen
By the eye, I won't lie, it's hard to get the fan base
image is everything and I literally don't have a face

MC On The Phone Ted Danson:

I'm MC on the with Ted Danson, keep it down
Skip to the next verse, I'm on the phone Ted Danson, not now
Hold on Ted, I don't wanna be in the song anymore, leave me
This is important, I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

MC

MC confusing up the song
Like a Plasticine high in a helicopter thong
I got ricochet highlights the Fleet Fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fight in a vampires wife's

Maybe this isn't so bad (better than my job)
it in the ass for cash (twenty bucks a pop)
Maybe things will turn around (being a zombie's cool)
Things couldn't get anyhow