Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
With a parking sandwich and a ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big
And my got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not to
a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but I need to
a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
I write like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I tell you what I like
But I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I my knee
go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five 'cuz I had a coffee
try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that about five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to this motherfuckin' chorus
I haven't a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do this
(I take it, I'm done)
I think that I can sing another fuckin' chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a
Or shoot myself like Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Too Many Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Facts About Bees
fifteen miles an hour is their speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet
I it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get in most states here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is here in Canada

(MC Fucking Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is
Jesus said to thy neighbor but only if they are straight
go in vaginas
Anything else is insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate
I shake things up Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them asleep like Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Politically Correct
I disagree with the previous lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Guy
But for now let's end this stupid song with a

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time I will ever sing a chorus
My gun was in his closet
And I'm end this bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus
sanoara and
I I'll see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee to kill a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood than a rubber bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate kind of hateful language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm go call an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
gonna sing the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't spell without...vagina!