Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit fake spit
And you understand it 'cuz you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs Hiroshima in '73
I write like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the for my thesis
Moses when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 the Chinese Army

(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Don't How to Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you I like
But first I'll turn off and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five minutes 'cuz I had a
I'll try to get through my verse but I really know
I drank that coffee five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
hired me again to sing this motherfuckin' chorus
I haven't a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do this
(I can't it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can another fuckin' chorus
I I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or shoot myself like Kurt did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Too Many Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many About Bees
fifteen miles an hour is their average
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Homosexual
I hide it it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in states here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal here in

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if are straight
go in vaginas
Anything else is insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I shake things up like Jay Fox I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Reeve's horse
I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Politically
I disagree with the previous lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final here to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now end this stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will ever a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the
sanoara and
I I'll see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like Lennon and JFK
(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Many About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee to kill a man
(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!