Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
With a parking sandwich and a chicken
I got a liquid face lift from a fig big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a with fake spit
And you understand it 'cuz you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a cartoon
And I'm leave soon but first I need to
a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is about the Civil War of in Germany
I'm like the Spanish when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the for my thesis
Moses when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Know How to Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme and I with all the girl
When there's than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I that coffee about five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me to sing this motherfuckin' chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I do this bullshit
(I can't it, I'm done)
I don't that I can sing another fuckin' chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a
Or shoot myself like Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About
fifteen miles an is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3,000 a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet
I hide it 'cuz it's to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most states in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal in Canada

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but if they are straight
go in vaginas
Anything is just insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I shake things up like Jay Fox I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them asleep like Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I disagree with the MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now let's end this song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last that I will ever sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus
sanoara and
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
like John Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood than a rubber bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of hateful in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!