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(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
With a parking and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous
And I'm gonna leave soon but I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's
Which is about the War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's was the theme for my thesis
Moses when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Army

(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Know How to Pluralize Word
I got so many and I sleep with all the girl
When more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I tell you what I like
But first I'll off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I my knee
go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really know
I that coffee about five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing this chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do bullshit
(I can't it, I'm done)
I don't that I can sing another fuckin' chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a
Or shoot myself like Kurt did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees
fifteen miles an is their average speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm MC In The Closet Homosexual
I hide it 'cuz easier to be heterosexual
We can't get married in most states here in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal in Canada

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus said to thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in
Anything else is insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I shake things up Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeve's horse
I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I disagree with the previous lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad
Just that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final here to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now let's end this stupid song with a

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end this
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the
sanoara and
I guess I'll see you all in
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
like John Lennon and JFK
(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of hateful in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm go call an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
gonna sing the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!