Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a face lift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz not supposed to
Like a candy snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he Anne Frank's Diary
Which is about the Civil War of in Germany
I'm like the Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe suicide was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses when I focus, I can the Red Sea
he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any and I am always polite
Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't
I drank that coffee five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing motherfuckin' chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do this
(I take it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing fuckin' chorus
I I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or shoot myself Kurt Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many About Bees)
I'm MC Too Many Facts About Bees
fifteen miles an hour is average speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet
I hide it 'cuz it's easier to be
We can't even get married in most states in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay is legal here in Canada

(MC Fucking Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is
Jesus to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in
else is just insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I things up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put asleep like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Politically
I disagree with the previous MC's content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or Normal Guy
But for now end this stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will ever a chorus
My gun was in his closet
And I'm gonna end bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the
and farewell
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Chorus Guy himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
like John Lennon and JFK
(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It a thousand bee stings to kill a man
(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm go call an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna sing the from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You spell chorus without...vagina!