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(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
With a parking sandwich and a chicken
I got a liquid face from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a cartoon
And I'm gonna soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write rhymes like when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my
Like when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Army

(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Don't How to Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When there's more than one of something supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I off my igloo and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five 'cuz I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I don't know
I drank that coffee about five ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing this chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I do this bullshit
(I can't it, I'm done)
I think that I can sing another fuckin' chorus
I I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or shoot like Kurt Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Too Many Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees
fifteen an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3,000 a day
'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Homosexual
I hide it it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in states here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal here in

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Asshole
gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in
Anything else is insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate
I shake things up like Jay Fox I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them asleep like Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I disagree the previous MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in bad taste
Just like that guy who that song when Michael Jackson passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse to end the song
One was enough, we didn't a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Guy
But for now let's end this song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the time that I will ever sing a chorus
My gun was in his closet
And I'm end this bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the as soon as I finish the chorus
and farewell
I guess I'll see you all in
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Chorus Guy himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like John and JFK
(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Homosexual)
one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to kill a man
(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate kind of hateful language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
gonna sing the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!