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(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing in this bitch
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a face lift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake
And you don't understand it you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a cartoon
And I'm leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Historical
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's
Which is the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my
Like Moses when I focus, I can the Red Sea
Like he did in with the Chinese Army

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Know How to Pluralize Word
I got so rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never that throughout all the year I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will you what I like
But first turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five 'cuz I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really know
I drank that coffee about five ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me to sing this motherfuckin' chorus
I haven't found a job yet
So I gotta do this
(I can't it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing another fuckin'
I think I'm gonna off a bridge
Or shoot myself like Kurt did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees
fifteen an hour is their average speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm MC In The Closet Homosexual
I hide it 'cuz it's to be heterosexual
We even get married in most states here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal in Canada

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Asshole
Being gay is and it is unnatural
said to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in
Anything is just insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I shake up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Politically
I disagree with the MC's lyrical content
offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Verse here to end the song
One was enough, we didn't a sequel, Jon
a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now let's end stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I ever sing a chorus
My gun was in his closet
And I'm gonna end bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the as soon as I finish the chorus
and farewell
I guess I'll see you all in
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Chorus Guy himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It a thousand bee stings to kill a man
(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood than a rubber bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
gonna sing the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You spell chorus without...vagina!