Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a face lift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a with fake spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not to
Like a candy cane in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but I need to
a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my
Like Moses when I focus, I can the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 the Chinese Army

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Don't Know How to Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When there's than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that all the year I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I want any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you I like
But first turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five minutes I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I don't know
I drank that coffee five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing this motherfuckin'
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I do this bullshit
(I take it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing another chorus
I think I'm gonna off a bridge
Or shoot myself like Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Facts About Bees
fifteen miles an hour is average speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm MC In The Closet Homosexual
I it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in states here in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal in Canada

(MC Fucking Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are
go in vaginas
Anything is just insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake things up like Jay Fox I get on the mic
And I my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I disagree with the previous lyrical content
offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Jackson passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Verse here to end the song
One was enough, we didn't a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now end this stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will ever sing a
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm end this bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as as I finish the chorus
and farewell
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Chorus Guy himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
like John Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Many About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna sing the from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!