Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
With a sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit fake spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz not supposed to
Like a candy snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna soon but first I need to
Drink a Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Historical
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in
I'm the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's was the theme for my thesis
Like when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Don't Know How to Word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am always
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you I like
But first I'll turn off and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my
go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that coffee about minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing motherfuckin' chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do bullshit
(I take it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing another chorus
I think I'm gonna off a bridge
Or myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees
fifteen miles an hour is their speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Homosexual
I it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get in most states here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is here in Canada

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is evil and it is
said to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
Penises go in
Anything else is insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Inappropriate Rhymes
I shake up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's
Then I put them asleep Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Politically Correct
I disagree the previous MC's lyrical content
offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Verse here to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Guy
But for now end this stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will ever sing a
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end this
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I the chorus
sanoara and
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just John Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Many About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee stings to a man
(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go call an
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't spell without...vagina!