Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake
And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not to
Like a candy cane in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but first I to
a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Historical
I drop lyrical like Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's
is about the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the for my thesis
Like Moses I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in with the Chinese Army

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Don't How to Pluralize Word
I got so many and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more than one of something supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I want any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you I like
But I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five minutes I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really know
I that coffee about five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing this motherfuckin'
I haven't a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do bullshit
(I take it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing fuckin' chorus
I think I'm gonna jump off a
Or shoot myself like Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees
fifteen an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3,000 a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees doesn't mean I'm gay
I'm MC In The Closet Homosexual
I hide it 'cuz easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most states in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is here in Canada

(MC Fucking Asshole)
I'm MC Fucking Asshole
Being gay is and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are
go in vaginas
Anything is just insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate
I shake up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's
Then I put them asleep like Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Politically Correct
I disagree with the previous MC's content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad
Just like that guy who that song when Michael Jackson passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now end this stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last that I will ever sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end this
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the as soon as I finish the chorus
sanoara and
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just John Lennon and JFK
(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
And OJ Simpson's
(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one It takes a thousand bee stings to kill a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in
(MC Fatigue)
I'm go call an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's sing the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!