Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in this
With a parking sandwich and a ticket
I got a face lift from a fig with big tits
And my got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
And you don't understand it you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous
And I'm leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Frank's Diary
Which is about the War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my
Like when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Don't How to Pluralize Word
I got so rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more than one of something you're to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Stereotype
I'm aboot to get so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my and I will tell you what I like
But first turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be awake for five 'cuz I had a coffee
try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that coffee five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me to sing this motherfuckin' chorus
I haven't found a job yet
So I gotta do this
(I take it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing another fuckin'
I think I'm gonna jump off a
Or shoot myself like Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many About Bees
fifteen miles an hour is their average
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot about bees mean that I'm gay
I'm MC In The Closet Homosexual
I it 'cuz it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most here in America
It's up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay is legal here in Canada

(MC Fucking Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking
Being gay is and it is unnatural
Jesus to love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
go in vaginas
Anything else is insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate
I shake things up Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my just like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put asleep like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Politically
I disagree the previous MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad
like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
But for now let's end stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will sing a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm end this bullshit
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I the chorus
sanoara and
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Knows Too Many Facts About The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It a thousand bee stings to kill a man
(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's blood than a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna sing the chorus now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't spell without...vagina!