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(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid face from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with spit
And you don't it 'cuz you're not supposed to
Like a cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chase face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Historical
I drop lyrical bombs Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed
And Abe Lincoln's was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses when I focus, I can the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Army

(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
I'm MC Know How to Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme and I with all the girl
When there's than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned throughout all the year I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Canadian
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you I like
But I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my and I hurt my knee
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in it's free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that coffee about five ago

(Chrous Guy)
They hired me again to sing this motherfuckin'
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do this
(I can't it, I'm done)
I think that I can sing another fuckin' chorus
I I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Many Facts Bees)
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About
miles an hour is their average speed
A can lay up to 3,000 eggs a day
Just 'cuz I a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet
I hide it 'cuz easier to be heterosexual
We can't get married in most states here in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal here in

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking
gay is evil and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but if they are straight
Penises go in
else is just insane!

(MC Extremely Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Rhymes
I shake things up Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Reeve's horse
Then I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I with the previous MC's lyrical content
It's offensive, insensitive, and in very bad
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Final here to end the song
One was enough, we didn't a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or Normal Guy
But for now let's end stupid song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time that I will ever a chorus
My dad's gun was in his
And I'm gonna end this
(I had a run)
I'm pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus
and farewell
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just like John and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a bee stings to kill a man
(MC Know How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood a rubber hose bottle of foot!
(MC Fucking Asshole)
up, queer fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of language in Canada
(MC Fatigue)
I'm gonna go call an
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna sing the from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't spell without...vagina!