Luyện nghe bài hát Wtf Collective 2

(MC Confusing)
MC Confusing back in bitch
With a parking sandwich and a chicken
I got a liquid face lift from a fig big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with spit
And you don't understand it 'cuz you're not to
Like a candy snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevy face and rape Robo Cop 2

(MC Inaccuracy)
Yo, I'm MC Historical
I lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like when he wrote Anne Frank's Diary
Which is the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's was the theme for my thesis
Like when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 the Chinese Army

(MC Don't Know How To Word(s))
I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the
When there's more than one of something you're to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the I've been alive

(MC Stereotype)
Hello, I'm MC Stereotype
I'm to get started so let me get off the ice
But I want any trouble and I am always polite
Now let's hop on my snowmobile and I tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and down Avril Lavigne
Et j'vais dire une en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada free, eh?

(MC Fatigue)
MC Fatigue, did ya me?
I'll be for five minutes 'cuz I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really know
I drank that about five minutes ago

(Chrous Guy)
hired me again to sing this motherfuckin' chorus
I found a fuckin' job yet
So I gotta do this
(I can't it, I'm done)
I don't think that I can sing fuckin' chorus
I I'm gonna jump off a bridge
Or shoot myself Kurt Cobain did
(I my dad has a gun)

(MC Knows Too Facts About Bees)
I'm MC Too Many Facts About Bees
fifteen miles an is their average speed
A queen can lay up to 3,000 a day
Just 'cuz I know a lot bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
I'm also MC In The Closet
I hide it 'cuz it's to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in states here in America
fucked up

(MC Stereotype)
Gay marriage is legal in Canada

(MC Homophobic Asshole)
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking
Being gay is and it is unnatural
Jesus said to love thy neighbor but only if they are
go in vaginas
Anything else is insane!

(MC Inappropriate Rhymes)
I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate
I things up like Jay Fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's
I put them asleep like Heath Ledger of course

(MC Correct)

I'm MC Extremely Correct
I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical
offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson away

(MC Verse)
Yo, MC Verse here to end the song
One was enough, we need a sequel, Jon
Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or Normal Guy
But for now let's end this song with a suicide

(Chorus Guy)
This is the last time I will ever sing a chorus
My gun was in his closet
And I'm gonna end this
(I had a run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the
sanoara and
I guess see you all in hell
4, 3, 2, 1...

(MC Verse)
Oh my God, Guy killed himself!
(MC Inaccurate)
Just John Lennon and JFK
(MC Extremely Rhymes)
And OJ wife
(MC Too Many Facts About Bees/In The Closet Homosexual)
Only one bullet? It takes a thousand bee to kill a man
(MC Don't How To Pluralize Word(s))
is a lot of bee
(MC Confusing)
There's more blood than a hose bottle of foot!
(MC Homophobic Asshole)
Shut up, fags!
(MC Stereotype)
We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in
(MC Fatigue)
I'm go call an ambula-*snore*
(MC Verse)
Who's gonna the chorus from now on?
(MC Vagina)
Hey...
You can't chorus without...vagina!