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Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic center only for for...
I'm going to start my own nudist colony
Tom: That be grose, you tried that in our bus one time
Mark: I to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom
They love me so fuck everybody else
Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in
Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of these people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school Tom guy alright
Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say dirty words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
Everyone say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
Tom: Hey now let's do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, the kind of words you should be using at home kids
Mark: That's
Tom: do we do now
I want everyone to call me an ass hole again
Tom: What's up I like hair it's very nice
Mark: You like his hair oh cool thanks he probably appreciates a lot
I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought that was to foward you know
Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze
Mark!
What
Tom: Shut the up
It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make this like a
Tom: (belch) me
Mark: Tom
Sorry
Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a tourniment
Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the high like my dad like my dad does
Tom: Hey you what I learned in fifth grade
Mark: What's that your dad has a weiner
Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than mine and still is
Mark: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid pieces of shit
Tom: I heard
Thanks
Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does this say
Mark: It smells like blood and feces, so your dad's shirt
Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you how safe we are
Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not
It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex
Mark: And more importanly how many of your girlfriends have
Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that exists between two
Mark: The most kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch
Tom: We need her to put her back on
Mark:
Tom: It just took away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's
Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh...
I lost my virinity
Mark: an I out for it
Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee
Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll to the kids for a second
Tom: Do you think you can talk for time
No uh uh
Tom: Why don't you gather thoughts
Mark: Why don't you just wet pants and we'll call it even
Tom: I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe
Mark: I'll give you three-hundred to piss your pants right now
Tom: I'll give you four-hundred to eat my shit
Sold
Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right now and I think helping them out right now, it looks like they're right there
Mark: a hole people make a hole
Tom: All you over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet
Mark: I wish now you know let me tell you something...
I'm gay!
Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here today there's like semis and fucking buses and multiple bands and all kinds of shit, I wish now I would have bass lessons, sorry sorry
So do I, I wish you did too
Mark: I'm for Christmas this year I'm going to ask for lessons
Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her four foot blister, and I know it's not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit, fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest, or grose like that you know
Mark: Is there else in the world
There's nothing else to talk about
Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there she's not having so fun right now, hey
Tom: Uh me, security guard sir
Mark: The one in front of you, yea
Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out, if you're a small person the front is not the best view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything every seat here. Mark's name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...
That's right, my middle names Rebecca because my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still, piss my pants though for money, I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks, I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it
Mark: You shave ass
Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls, Mark has no hair on his whole but a fucking wolverine growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit
Mark: true
Tom: He's got a scary penis
It's true I need your tax deductable donations for the shave Mark's balls program, please
Tom: It's for charity
Please send what you can, donate your time
Tom: You guys think that we're touring for our own, no this is a tour for Mark's balls
Mark: We're trying to raise enough to shave my nuts, please give generously
Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar
Mark: We need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, any one out there play
Tom: Does anybody know how to play guitar cause' I'm not very good, don't really respect me
Mark: If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd an orgasm
Bad kids
Mark: Bad christmas
Bad christmas spirit
Mark: Hey ok I light now
Tom: We're going to point out single person that didn't sing
Mark: Santa Claus is going to come to your house and under all your trees
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs, Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself today, and yesterday and the day before that, not pround of who I am or how I look. Any one have one of those days were you don't even really like what you're wearing, you know, you don't like how your hair looks, and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping! And this guy fuck wiping dude, brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...
Mark: That guy has a fair project up his ass
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up, everyone your eyes and if I come by and if I come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one.
I think Satan has a couple of comments:
kids it's been a really fun show, and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon, but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely good looking and all the girls out there should think he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
It's me not Satan let's all be happy he's not here say fuck Satan

Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I we're done.