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Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage only for for...
Mark: I'm going to my own nudist colony
Tom: would be grose, you tried that in our bus one time
Mark: I tried to start our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, love you Tom
Tom: They love me so fuck everybody
Mark: Yea fuck all you out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in hell
Tom: Yea that, hey I say I say fuck the hating Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of these people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright
Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
Mark: say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
Tom: Hey now do this one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids
Mark: That's
What do we do now
Mark: I want everyone to call me an ass hole
Tom: What's up I like your hair it's very
Mark: You like his hair oh cool he probably appreciates that a lot
Tom: I wanted to say I liked your but but I thought that was to foward you
Mark: Hey this next song is for all the ladies in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the
Mark!
Mark:
Tom: the fuck up
Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what on I want to make this like a
(belch) exuse me
Mark: Tom
Tom:
Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant shut up everybody just clap like it's a golf tourniment
Tom: what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
Mark: Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior high like my dad like my dad does
Tom: Hey you know I learned in fifth grade
Mark: that your dad has a bent weiner
Tom: My dad's weiner was bigger than then and still is
Mark: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid pieces of shit
I heard that
Mark:
Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, dinner time ok what does say here
It smells like blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt
Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to you about how safe we are
Mark: Let me tell you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true
Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not having sex
Mark: And more importanly how many of girlfriends have girlfriends
Tom: Cause' we believe in the love that between two vaginas
Mark: The most kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch
Tom: We need her to put her shirt on
Mark:
Tom: It just took away my boner, my just died, I had one and now it's gone
Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey someone lost a contact lense so uh...
I lost my virinity
Mark: an I out for it
Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if testacles were things you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey got to go pee pee
Mark: Do you to go pee and I'll talk to the kids for a second
Tom: Do you think you can for enough time
No uh uh
Tom: Why don't you gather your
Why don't you just wet your pants and we'll call it even
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all pitch in a each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred bucks maybe
Mark: I'll give you three-hundred to piss your pants right now
Tom: I'll you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit
Sold
Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right now and I think they're them out right now, it looks like they're right there
Make a hole people make a hole
Tom: All you over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet
I wish now you know let me tell you guys something...
I'm gay!
Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here today like semis and fucking buses and multiple bands and all kinds of shit, I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry
Tom: So do I, I you did too
Mark: I'm thinking for this year I'm going to ask for lessons
Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her four foot blister, and I know it's not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit, fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest, or anything grose like you know
Mark: Is there anything in the world
Tom: There's else to talk about
Mark: Hey can you help that little girl out of there she's not having so fun right now, hey
Tom: Uh exuse me, guard sir
The one right in front of you, yea
Tom: Yea that girl right there needs to come out, if you're a small the front is not the best view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything every seat here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...
Mark: That's right, my names Rebecca because my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still, I'll piss my pants for money, I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks, I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it
You shave your ass
Tom: You hair on nothing but your balls, Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got teeth and shit
Mark: true
He's got a scary looking penis
Mark: It's true I need your tax deductable donations for the shave Mark's balls program,
Tom: It's for kids
Mark: Please send what you can, donate time
Tom: You guys think we're touring for our own, no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls
Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts, give generously
Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I a new guitar
Mark: We a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, any one out there play guitar
Tom: Does anybody know how to play cause' I'm not very good, people don't really respect me
If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd fake an orgasm
Tom: Bad
Mark: Bad spirit
Bad christmas spirit
Mark: Hey ok I light now
Tom: We're going to point out every single person that didn't
Mark: Claus is going to come to your house and shit under all your trees
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs, Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself today, and yesterday and the day before that, not really pround of who I am or how I look. Any one have one of those days were you don't even really like what you're wearing, you know, you don't like how your hair looks, and kind of bumed about how your penis is so small and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping! And this guy fuck wiping dude, down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...
Mark: That guy has a science fair up his ass
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up, everyone close your eyes and if I by and if I come by and put my finger in you but than you're the one.
I think that has a couple of comments:
Well kids it's been a fun show, and I want you all to know that we'll come back soon, but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely good looking and all the girls out there should think he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not say fuck Satan

Alright I'm out of jokes and out of songs, I we're done.