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Tom: I'm going to come back and I'm going to start a therapeutic massage only for for...
Mark: I'm going to start my own colony
Tom: That would be grose, you that in our bus one time
Mark: I tried to our own nudist colony in our bus and it was pretty much just me hanging out naked, they love you Tom
Tom: love me so fuck everybody else
Mark: Yea fuck all you guys out there that are cheering, yea we hate you Tom you suck dick burn in
Tom: Yea fuck that, hey I say I say fuck the Tom thing that's what I say, are we ready Mark
Mark: You know what it is you know what it is a lot of people are just now hopping on the we hate Tom bandwagon, like I've been hating tom since like 1995 I'm old school hating Tom guy alright
Tom: Oh shit, hey let's all say some words, everybody say fuck, everybody say shit, everyone say dick, everyone say Mark's an ass hole
Mark: say, everyone say we hate Mark, yea
Tom: Hey now let's do one, everyone say fuck fuck shit fuck, that's the kind of words you should be using at home kids
That's right
Tom: do we do now
Mark: I everyone to call me an ass hole again
Tom: What's up I like your it's very nice
Mark: You like his hair oh cool he probably appreciates that a lot
Tom: I wanted to say I liked but but I thought that was to foward you know
Mark: Hey this next song is for all the in the hezouse, hea he it's for all the ladies in the heoueoueouze
Mark!
Mark:
Tom: Shut the up
Mark: It's for all the ladies in the houaeiouze, weee. Hey you know what hang on I want to make like a
Tom: (belch) me
Mark: Tom
Tom:
Mark: I want to make this like a big golf tournimant everyone shut up everybody just clap like it's a tourniment
Tom: That's what it sounds like when I get done having sex, 15,000 people cheering me on, I could take all of you in my bed right fucking now, but you're not invited Mark. You got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom...
Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out by the Junior high like my dad like my dad does
Tom: Hey you know what I learned in grade
What's that your dad has a bent weiner
Tom: My dad's was bigger than mine then and still is
Mark: I want everyone here to scream, fuck you Tom,we fucking hate you you're going to burn in hell and die a horrible firery death cause' we hate you stupid of shit
Tom: I heard
Mark:
Tom: You want to give me your shirt, this smells like blood and feces, time ok what does this say here
Mark: It smells blood and feces, so it's your dad's shirt
Tom: Hey uh just like every other band we in a safe form of sex don't we Mark, that we do so Mark's going to tell you about how safe we are
Mark: Let me you about the safest form of sex, it's when you get super drunk and you have sex with like ten people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time, no it's not true
Tom: It's not true you have to carry a weapon. How many of you guys have girlfreinds and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends, I hope you're not sex
Mark: And importanly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends
Tom: Cause' we believe in the that exists between two vaginas
The most special kind of love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch
Tom: We need her to put her shirt on
Mark:
Tom: It just away my boner, my boner just died, I had one and now it's gone
Mark: Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away. Hey hey hang on everyone everyone seriously I need your attention for just a second please, I think somebody lost a contact down here so everyone look around a contact lense hey lost a contact lense so uh...
I lost my virinity
Mark: an I out for it
Tom: I lost a testacle, hey what if were things you could lose on a everyday basis that would suck, you've only got three, hey I've got to go pee pee
Mark: Do you want to go pee and I'll to the kids for a second
Tom: Do you think you can talk for time
No uh uh
Tom: Why don't you gather your
Mark: Why don't you wet your pants and we'll call it even
Tom: Should I just piss in my pants right here, if you guys all pitch in a dollar each I'll piss my pants right here now, that should pay me about two-hundred maybe
Mark: I'll give you three-hundred dollars to your pants right now
Tom: I'll you four-hundred bucks to eat my shit
Mark:
Tom: Sold, apparently there's a kid that's hurt right now and I think they're helping them out right now, it looks like they're there
Mark: Make a hole make a hole
Tom: All you over there make way for the hurt kid and bring me their wallet
Mark: I now you know let me tell you guys something...
I'm gay!
Mark: There's thousands and thousands of people here today there's like semis and fucking and multiple bands and all kinds of shit, I wish now I would have taken bass lessons, sorry sorry
So do I, I wish you did too
Mark: I'm thinking for this year I'm going to ask for lessons
Tom: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her four foot blister, and I know it's not that cool, he fucked her in my pool, he's got three testacles, and he loves to do shit, fuck yea. Hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex masturbation insest, or anything grose like that you know
Mark: Is there anything else in the
Tom: There's nothing else to about
Hey can you help that little girl out of there she's not having so much fun right now, hey
Tom: Uh exuse me, guard sir
The one right in front of you, yea
Tom: Yea that girl there needs to come out, if you're a small person the front is not the best view, and if you hate seeing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything every seat here. Mark's middle name is Rebecca, they thought he was a...
Mark: That's right, my middle names Rebecca my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
Tom: I still have to go pee and I'm holding it in still, I'll my pants though for money, I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for twenty bucks, I'll pay you twenty bucks and I'll eat it
Mark: You shave ass
Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls, Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fucking wolverine growning in his pants, I swear to God, it's got and shit
Mark: It's
Tom: He's got a scary penis
Mark: It's true I your tax deductable donations for the shave Mark's balls program, please
Tom: It's for kids
Mark: Please send you can, donate your time
Tom: You guys think that we're for our own, no this is a charity tour for Mark's balls
Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts, give generously
Tom: There's no metal enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver, what do we do now, oh I need a new guitar
Mark: We need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, any one out there play
Tom: Does know how to play guitar cause' I'm not very good, people don't really respect me
Mark: If I a girl, every time I went to the gynecologist, I'd fake an orgasm
Bad kids
Mark: Bad spirit
Tom: Bad christmas
Mark: Hey ok I need now
Tom: We're going to point out every single person didn't sing
Mark: Claus is going to come to your house and shit under all your trees
Tom: Santa Claus is going to come rape your dogs, Oh God you know what I'm kind of ashamed of being myself today, and yesterday and the day before that, not really pround of who I am or how I look. Any one have one of those days were you don't even really like what you're wearing, you know, you don't like how your hair looks, and kind of bumed about how penis is so small and bent and wierd. That is the ugliest but I have ever seen. Let's hear it for not wiping! And this guy fuck wiping dude, brings down the rain forest. Ok this is a song I wrote...
Mark: guy has a science fair project up his ass
Tom: Uh what head's up seven up, everyone close your eyes and if I come by and if I come by and put my in you but than you're the one.
I think that has a couple of comments:
Well kids it's been a really fun show, and I want you all to that we'll come back soon, but before I go I want to say I think Tom is extemely good looking and all the girls out there should think he's good looking. Tom has one of the best butts that I've ever seen, shimi shimi coco puff shimi shimi right shimi shimi coco puff. Does anybody here want to sleep with me. I'm really a nice guy, it's really not Satan...
It's me it's not Satan let's all be happy he's not say fuck Satan

Alright I'm out of and out of songs, I think we're done.