Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you that class
And now you find
That mock you online

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's mission
And that's why I think a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
Work on that
You should when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
raised in a sewer

I hate these word
Like I care less
That you do care
At a little
Don't be a
You'd slow down
And use the right
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's some
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I want your drama
If you really
out that Oxford comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You should
words using numbers
Unless seven
Or your is Prince

I hate these word
You really a
time proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To help you
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I hope you use quotation marks for emphasis
You second grade
I you can tell
If you're doing or doing well
About better out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to
Smack a crowbar upside stupid head

I read e-mail
quite apparent
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your post
really fantastic
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I hate these Word
Your is dopey
Think you should
Write in
Oh, a lost cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try your to not drool

Never I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!