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Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
people mock you online

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
familiarize
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's mission
And that's why I it's a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You know when
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
Never in a sewer

I hate word crimes
Like I could less
means you do care
At a little
be a moron
You'd better down
And use the right
Show the world no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's notes
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you wanna
out that Oxford comma
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write using numbers
you're seven
Or your is Prince

I hate word crimes
You need a
Full proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you should
Some linguist
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation for emphasis
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're good or doing well
About better out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your
figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid

I read e-mail
It's quite
Your errant
You're
Saw your post
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I hate Word Crimes
prose is dopey
Think you should
Write in
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!