Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the way
If you don't how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And now you find
That people mock you

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll learn the
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on that
You should when
It's "less" or "fewer"
people who were
Never raised in a

I hate these word
Like I could less
means you do care
At a little
Don't be a
You'd slow down
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now some notes
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you really
out that Oxford comma
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
words using numbers
Unless seven
Or your name is

I these word crimes
You really a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you should
Some cunning
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
ever say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I hope you never use quotation for emphasis
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're doing good or well
About figure out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really me want to literally
Smack a crowbar your stupid head

I your e-mail
quite apparent
Your grammar's
incoherent
Saw your blog
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your is dopey
Think you only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try best to not drool

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!