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Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
That people mock you

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll the definitions
Of nouns and
Literacy's your
And that's why I think a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should know
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I hate these crimes
Like I could less
That means you do
At least a
Don't be a
You'd better down
And use the right
Show the you're no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what that mean?
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now here's some
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you really
Leave out Oxford comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You never
Write words using
you're seven
Or name is Prince

I hate these crimes
You really a
Full proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to learn homophones is past due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second
I hope you can
If you're doing or doing well
About better out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through skull
What's and what's literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your head

I read your
It's quite
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your blog
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
you write like a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your prose is
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the pool
Try your to not drool

Never I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!