Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that
And maybe now you
people mock you online

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
You'll the definitions
Of nouns and
your mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You know when
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
Never in a sewer

I hate these word
I could care less
That means you do
At a little
be a moron
You'd better slow
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's notes
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't want your
If you wanna
Leave out that Oxford
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You should
words using numbers
Unless you're
Or name is Prince

I these word crimes
You need a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you should
cunning linguist
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You second grade
I hope you can
If you're doing or doing well
About better out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd it through your skull
figurative and what's literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your head

I your e-mail
quite apparent
Your errant
incoherent
Saw your post
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I hate these Word
prose is dopey
Think you should
in emoji
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the pool
Try best to not drool

mind I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!