Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked class
And now you find
That people you online

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll the definitions
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should when
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like people who
raised in a sewer

I these word crimes
Like I could less
That you do care
At least a
be a moron
You'd better slow
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now here's some
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't want your
If you really
Leave out that Oxford
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You should
Write words using
Unless you're
Or your is Prince

I hate word crimes
You need a
Full proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To you distinguish
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You second grade
I hope you can
If you're doing good or well
About figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it your skull
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, now, you said
You literally get out of bed
That really makes me want to
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read e-mail
quite apparent
Your grammar's
You're
Saw blog post
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I hate these Word
Your prose is
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go to pre-school
Get out of the gene
Try best to not drool

Never I give up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!