Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't know how to
Maybe you flunked that
And now you find
That mock you online

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
learn the definitions
Of nouns and
Literacy's mission
And why I think it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
raised in a sewer

I hate these crimes
Like I could care
That means you do
At least a
be a moron
You'd slow down
And use the right
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does mean?
You would not use "it's" in this
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's some
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't want drama
If you wanna
Leave out that comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You never
Write words numbers
Unless seven
Or your is Prince

I these word crimes
You need a
Full proofreader
You dumb
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I hope you never use marks for emphasis
You finished second
I hope you can
If you're doing good or doing
About better out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
That makes me want to literally
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I your e-mail
It's quite
grammar's errant
You're
Saw your post
It's fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your prose is
Think you only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your to not drool

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!