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Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked class
And maybe now you
people mock you online

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's mission
And why I think it's a

time
To some grammar
Now, did I
Work on that
You know when
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I hate these word
Like I could care
That you do care
At a little
be a moron
You'd better down
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does mean?
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now some notes
Syntax always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you really
Leave out Oxford comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
words using numbers
Unless seven
Or your is Prince

I these word crimes
You really a
time proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you should
Some linguist
To help you
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to learn homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second
I you can tell
If you're doing good or well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd it through your skull
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
That really me want to literally
Smack a upside your stupid head

I read your
It's apparent
Your errant
You're
Saw blog post
It's fantastic
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your is dopey
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the pool
Try your to not drool

Never mind I up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!