Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that
And now you find
That mock you online

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's your
And that's why I think a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who
Never in a sewer

I hate these word
Like I could less
That you do care
At least a
Don't be a
You'd better slow
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now here's some
Syntax always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I don't want your
If you really
out that Oxford comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
Write using numbers
Unless you're
Or your name is

I hate word crimes
You need a
time proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To help you
What is proper

One I ask of you
Time to learn homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I you this
I hope you never use quotation for emphasis
You finished second
I hope you can
If you're good or doing well
About figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd it through your skull
figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
That really me want to literally
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read your
It's apparent
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your blog
It's fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a

I hate these Crimes
Your prose is
Think you only
in emoji
Oh, a lost cause
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!