Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that
And now you find
That people mock you

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should know
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I these word crimes
Like I could less
That you do care
At a little
be a moron
You'd slow down
And use the right
the world you're no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now some notes
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you wanna
Leave out that comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You should
Write words numbers
Unless seven
Or your is Prince

I these word crimes
You really a
Full proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished grade
I you can tell
If you're good or doing well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through skull
figurative and what's literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me to literally
Smack a crowbar upside stupid head

I read e-mail
It's quite
Your grammar's
incoherent
Saw blog post
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your is dopey
Think you should
Write in
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!