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Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you write in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that
And now you find
That mock you online

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
familiarize
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of nouns and
Literacy's mission
And that's why I it's a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I these word crimes
Like I could care
That means you do
At least a
Don't be a
better slow down
And use the right
the world you're no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
It's a
a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now here's some
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't want your
If you really
Leave out Oxford comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write using numbers
you're seven
Or your is Prince

I hate these crimes
You really a
time proofreader
You dumb
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for
You second grade
I you can tell
If you're doing good or doing
About figure out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd it through your skull
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid

I your e-mail
It's apparent
grammar's errant
You're
Saw your post
It's fantastic
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I hate Word Crimes
prose is dopey
Think you should
in emoji
Oh, you're a lost
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try best to not drool

Never I give up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!