Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the way
If you don't how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
That people mock you

Okay, now here's the
I'll try to ya
familiarize
You with the
You'll learn the
Of nouns and
Literacy's your
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should know
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
raised in a sewer

I these word crimes
Like I could care
means you do care
At a little
Don't be a
You'd slow down
And use the right
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now some notes
Syntax always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I don't want your
If you really
Leave out that comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You never
words using numbers
Unless seven
Or your name is

I these word crimes
You need a
Full time
You dumb
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up I tell you this
I you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished grade
I you can tell
If you're doing good or doing
About figure out the difference
is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
That really makes me to literally
Smack a crowbar your stupid head

I read e-mail
It's quite
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your blog
It's fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I hate these Word
Your is dopey
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go to pre-school
Get out of the gene
Try your to not drool

Never I give up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!