Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
Everyone up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked class
And maybe now you
That people mock you

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's your
And that's why I it's a

Good
To learn grammar
Now, did I
Work on that
You should know
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like who were
Never in a sewer

I hate these crimes
Like I could less
means you do care
At a little
be a moron
You'd better down
And use the pronoun
Show the world you're no
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the of a word, or a group of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some
Syntax you're always
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't your drama
If you really
Leave out that comma
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write words numbers
Unless seven
Or name is Prince

I these word crimes
You really a
Full time
You dumb
Well, you should
Some cunning
To help you
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for
You finished second
I you can tell
If you're doing or doing well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through skull
figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
That really me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside stupid head

I read your
It's apparent
Your errant
You're
Saw your post
It's fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
you write like a spastic

I hate Word Crimes
prose is dopey
Think you should
Write in
Oh, a lost cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!