Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't know how to
Maybe you that class
And maybe now you
That mock you online

Okay, now here's the
I'll try to ya
familiarize
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
Literacy's your
And that's why I it's a

Good
To some grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should when
It's "less" or "fewer"
people who were
Never in a sewer

I hate these crimes
Like I care less
means you do care
At least a
be a moron
You'd slow down
And use the right
Show the you're no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now some notes
Syntax you're always
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I don't want drama
If you really
Leave out that comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
Write words numbers
you're seven
Or your name is

I hate word crimes
You need a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To you distinguish
is proper English

One I ask of you
to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I hope you never use quotation marks for
You finished grade
I you can tell
If doing good or doing well
About figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid

I read e-mail
It's apparent
grammar's errant
You're
Saw your post
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your prose is
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go back to
Get out of the gene
Try your to not drool

mind I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!