Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
That mock you online

Okay, now here's the
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll the definitions
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I think a

Good
To learn grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You know when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who
raised in a sewer

I hate these crimes
Like I care less
That means you do
At least a
Don't be a
You'd better down
And use the pronoun
Show the you're no clown
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's notes
Syntax you're mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I want your drama
If you really
Leave out that comma
Just keep in

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
Write words using
you're seven
Or name is Prince

I these word crimes
You need a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you should
cunning linguist
To help you
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to your homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I you this
I hope you never use quotation for emphasis
You second grade
I you can tell
If you're doing or doing well
About better out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, now, you said
You literally get out of bed
That really makes me want to
Smack a upside your stupid head

I your e-mail
It's quite
grammar's errant
You're
Saw your post
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a

I hate these Crimes
Your is dopey
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try best to not drool

mind I give up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!