Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked class
And maybe now you
That mock you online

Okay, now the deal
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll learn the
Of and prepositions
your mission
And why I think it's a

Good
To learn some
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should know
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I hate these crimes
I could care less
That you do care
At a little
be a moron
You'd slow down
And use the pronoun
Show the world no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's notes
Syntax you're always
No "x" in "espresso"
participle's danglin'
But I don't want drama
If you wanna
Leave out that comma
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
words using numbers
Unless you're
Or your is Prince

I hate word crimes
You need a
Full proofreader
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for
You finished grade
I you can tell
If you're doing good or well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and literal
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar your stupid head

I read e-mail
It's quite
Your errant
You're
Saw your post
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a

I hate Word Crimes
Your is dopey
Think you only
Write in
Oh, you're a cause
Go back to
Get out of the pool
Try your to not drool

Never I give up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!