Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't write in the way
If you don't know how to
Maybe you that class
And maybe now you
That mock you online

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
You'll learn the
Of nouns and
your mission
And that's why I it's a

Good
To some grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should when
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who
Never in a sewer

I hate these crimes
I could care less
That you do care
At least a
be a moron
You'd better slow
And use the right
the world you're no clown
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that
You would not use "it's" in case
As a
It's a
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a sound or

Okay, now some notes
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't want your
If you wanna
Leave out that comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You never
Write using numbers
you're seven
Or your name is

I hate these word
You need a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some linguist
To help you
What is proper

One I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is due
Learn to diagram a too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I hope you use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're good or doing well
About better out the difference
is not coincidence
And I that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
really makes me want to literally
Smack a upside your stupid head

I read e-mail
It's apparent
Your errant
You're
Saw your blog
It's really
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you write like a

I these Word Crimes
Your is dopey
you should only
Write in
Oh, you're a lost
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try best to not drool

Never mind I up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!