Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
Maybe you that class
And maybe now you
That people mock you

Okay, now here's the
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll learn the
Of nouns and
your mission
And that's why I think a

time
To some grammar
Now, did I
Work on grammar
You should know
It's "less" or "fewer"
Like who were
Never raised in a

I these word crimes
Like I could less
That means you do
At a little
be a moron
You'd better slow
And use the right
Show the world you're no
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now what that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the omission of a or letter

Okay, now here's notes
you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't want your
If you really
out that Oxford comma
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use your
You should
Write using numbers
you're seven
Or name is Prince

I hate these crimes
You really a
time proofreader
You dumb
Well, you should
Some linguist
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to your homophones is past due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And up when I tell you this
I hope you never use marks for emphasis
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're doing or doing well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through skull
What's and what's literal
Oh but, now, you said
You couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read e-mail
It's apparent
Your grammar's
You're
Saw your blog
It's fantastic
was sarcastic (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I hate these Crimes
prose is dopey
Think you should
Write in
Oh, a lost cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try best to not drool

Never mind I up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!