Luyện nghe bài hát Word Crimes

Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't know how to
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
That people you online

Okay, now here's the
I'll try to ya
Gonna
You the nomenclature
learn the definitions
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I it's a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should know
It's "less" or "fewer"
people who were
Never raised in a

I these word crimes
Like I care less
That means you do
At a little
Don't be a
You'd slow down
And use the pronoun
Show the world you're no
Everybody up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You not use "it's" in this case
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a of words
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some
Syntax you're always
No "x" in "espresso"
Your danglin'
But I don't your drama
If you really
Leave out that Oxford
Just in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You should
Write words numbers
Unless you're
Or your is Prince

I hate these crimes
You really a
Full time
You mouth-breather
Well, you hire
Some cunning
To you distinguish
What is English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I you this
I hope you never use marks for emphasis
You second grade
I you can tell
If you're doing or doing well
better figure out the difference
Irony is not
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your
What's figurative and what's
Oh but, just now, you
You couldn't get out of bed
really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside stupid head

I read e-mail
quite apparent
Your errant
incoherent
Saw your post
really fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
you write like a spastic

I hate these Word
Your prose is
Think you should
in emoji
Oh, you're a cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the pool
Try your to not drool

Never I give up
now I give up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!