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Everybody up, woo!
listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey

If you can't in the proper way
If you don't how to conjugate
you flunked that class
And maybe now you
That people mock you

Okay, now the deal
try to educate ya
Gonna
You with the
You'll learn the
Of and prepositions
your mission
And that's why I think a

time
To learn grammar
Now, did I
on that grammar
You should know
"less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who
Never raised in a

I these word crimes
Like I could less
That you do care
At a little
Don't be a
You'd better slow
And use the right
Show the world you're no
wise up!

Say you got an "I","T"
by apostrophe, "s"
Now does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this
As a
a contraction
What's a
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of
By the of a sound or letter

Okay, now here's some
Syntax always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's
But I don't your drama
If you wanna
Leave out that comma
keep in mind

"be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not
Get it
Use spellchecker
You never
Write using numbers
you're seven
Or name is Prince

I hate these crimes
You need a
Full proofreader
You dumb
Well, you hire
cunning linguist
To help you
is proper English

One I ask of you
Time to learn your is past due
to diagram a sentence too
say "to whom"
Don't say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you
I hope you never use quotation marks for
You finished grade
I hope you can
If you're good or doing well
About better out the difference
Irony is not
And I that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you
You literally get out of bed
That really makes me to literally
a crowbar upside your stupid head

I read e-mail
It's quite
grammar's errant
You're
Saw your post
It's fantastic
That was (Oh, psych!)
'Cause you like a spastic

I these Word Crimes
Your prose is
Think you should
in emoji
Oh, you're a cause
Go to pre-school
Get out of the gene
Try your best to not

Never mind I up
Really now I up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Go away!