1: If I drop them dogs a broke nose clubed then I crack that jaw cause you I get raw I when I used to sit on the see saw now I just em up shoot em up dog ya better stand clear cause I no fear when I hit you the baseball bat in the air its gonna be on the shit goes down so you better be clown I cock that hammer then I pull trigger better run cause I'll put the hole right in ya look what I ya the ill behavior Funkdoobiest got the 31 Smoka chocolate the 1 toke up play your ass like a hand in poker hearts, clovers, diamonds, wopbabalubop bam boom 2: Who the funk do you think you I got the blasting out your car now the funk are you gonna do? I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie comes the Son, but not the ruler it's the dooler, on the wine cooler we hit the cronic well that ironic why they call us the Doobies cause we give the flicks to do us a floosey drop the and give up the booty I think I'll pass, she's got the so we get the funk on to us a groupie you tell the hope, they're nottin like a doobie groovy, as I funk up the Wopbabalubop bam boom 3: I generate power, cowards in an hour whos got the funeral I cut like a sickle, so a Don Rickles I'm flavored like pickles, I for a nickel so watcha me there aint no Melanie just out check out um check out my melody the vandal, caught in the scandal hands lift when I sing soprano flavors what I kick, I'm strong a viking call me a psycic, but says he likes it I the ill disco, I'm out like a missile who blow the whistle, I blast like a kapow boom, so give me room as I Wopbabalubop balap bam