[Willy It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... [Charlie And frontways? [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie Me? [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to Faster, faster... faster, faster... x2] (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my Damn, why you be so bad? Yeah, I know just she gon' ask: how ways can we go? Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat Never where I landed If it was Neptune, I didn't it Man, I guess it's Cause I dealt what I got handed I didn't care I wanted it all sold base but I wanted to ball And I wanted it (Faster, faster...) So I it (Faster, faster...) I brought a little trap in all of nerds Put a black in all of these 'burbs Green backpacks on all of backs all of my raps is kind of absurd, word? bars, no off the lot with a car, no ribbon Pin-up is all I'm pinning L7 niggas, aren't we Prove that I aren't, and I'll to the part Of the city where who lose go I lose, though Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm gold Got new clothes to be in New in my section Ask I'm going, I never am knowing I'm in all directions, like... Butabi:] And I was like, Emilio! Wait-wait-wait, the share How the coldest spare get a hold of the ticket In the middle of a city where they hold and you And the only pose and they going for pictures Flash, flash, the kodak Yeah, clap from the po' gat Now, if you don't duck then it go Everybody 'round hear the sound, they get low the wilder than Gene Wilder Like Depp, they gon' ruin it And them females, they ain't fly But they want it all, that Veruca bitch And I'm in for the kill My ex is me still I don't fuck it, cause there's other fish don't swim with blood in they gills And I got women that are stronger than it They pop birth control and vitamins And then Plan B they vicodins And them mollies cause they like the shit see the man For the percocet and ativan They at rock bottom, dropping top For the that'll have to last And I have to When I'm looking at a motherfucker I know I used to go to school with And they acting like we best and I never been cool and I never even knew him They mad, they picking out never even have to tie my own loops in And I'm to hit the top floor, looking down On y'all, that's my view is (sounds of TV static) [Peter Gibbons:] would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man (sounds of TV static) [Michelle Tanner:] You got it,