[Willy It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... [Charlie And frontways? [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie Me? [W:] it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen Faster, faster... faster, faster... x2] (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) In-in my wonkavator, my wonkavator Damn, why you be so bad? Yeah, I know just what she gon' how many can we go? Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat Never know I landed If it was Neptune, I plan it Man, I guess ambidextrous Cause I dealt what I got handed I didn't care cause I it all Never sold base but I to ball And I wanted it (Faster, faster...) So I it (Faster, faster...) I brought a little trap in all of nerds Put a black in all of these 'burbs Green backpacks on all of these Cause all of my raps is of absurd, word? bars, no Coming off the lot a car, no ribbon Pin-up is all I'm pinning L7 niggas, aren't we Prove that I aren't, and move to the part Of the city niggas who lose go I don't lose, Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm fool's Got new clothes to be in New girls in my Ask where I'm going, I never am I'm in all directions, like... [Steve And I was like, Emilio! Wait-wait-wait, the share How the coldest spare get a of the only ticket In the middle of a city where they and stick you And the hoes only pose and they going for Flash, flash, the kodak Yeah, clap from the po' gat Now, if you don't then it go black Everybody 'round the sound, they get low fast the scene than Gene Wilder Like Johnny Depp, they ruin it And them females, ain't even fly But they it all, like that Veruca bitch And I'm moving in for the My ex is me still I don't fuck it, cause there's other fish don't swim with blood in they gills And I got women that are than it feels They pop control and they vitamins And then Plan B like vicodins And them just cause they like the shit see the man For the percocet and that They at rock bottom, top dollar For the that'll have to last And I to laugh I'm looking at a motherfucker that I know I used to go to school with And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I never even him They mad, picking out ties That'll never even to tie my own loops in And I'm to hit the top floor, looking down On y'all, that's what my is (sounds of TV static) [Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million [Lawrence:] I'll you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man (sounds of TV static) Tanner:] You got it, dude