Won't U Please B Nice

If you would sit oh so close to me
That would be nice like it's supposed to be
If you don't I'll slit your throat
So won't you please be nice?

If you would hug your arms right around me
That would be snug like it's supposed to be
If we part I'll eat your heart
So won't you please be nice?

Oh don't you love this romancing?
Know that it's your life you're chancing

Isn't it nice now you've married me
Sugar and spice like it's supposed to be
If you go I'll get your dough
So won't you please be nice?

Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to top forty, N'Sync rules

Isn't it nice together we'll always live
No sacrifice we'll vote conservative
If you run I'll pull a gun
Give me head or you'll be dead
Salute the flag or I'll call you a fag
Oh won't you please be nice?