Clonie

My, oh, my walkin' by
Who's the apple of my eye
Why it's my very own
Clonie

Oh, if I should stroll the 'hood
Who knew I could look so good
Just talkin' on the phone to
Clonie

We are pals
It's cool 'cause we're not lonely
Shallow gene pool
There's nothing to my only
Clonie

Me and you, hustlin' through
Holdin' on through thick and thin
Just day by day our DNA
'Cause the Olsen twins got nothin' on us

We'll survive
Side by side
Mother Nature don't you call her phony
She's my clonie

Who was wealthy
But not healthy
Had no one to dwell with me
So look who i got born
Clonie

Far from broke
Bored rich folk
We don't need no natural yolk
Our babies come full formed
Clonie

We'll be huggable
Get a publicist and show them
Be the most lovable thing
Since fucking Eminem

Oh, my friend
Multiply, we're a franchise
Like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lechter
We can tell our cancer cells
Are more benign than old Phil Spector

We'll survive
Side by side
We're tougher than even Russell Crowe-y
You're my clonie

Oh, clonie how I love you
I'm the only person I ever loved
Gee, that's swell
I guess you're just my fatal attraction-y
You're my clonie