Luyện nghe bài hát Women Lose Weight

What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman

The name of this is "Women lose weight"
Our first years of marriage everything was just
But after two kids and the weight factors
Fact is now she's completely
Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude
I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no
"You're shallow, you need to run the
Of love and so forth"

But how if desire's is not there that's just
is, child support, alimony payments
My unhappiness I discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed
"When you gonna your wife?" I tell her
"Soon soon" I assume or my destiny is blue
Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her

What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
I'm have to kill her
Course there's which enforces divorces
Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
I'm gonna have to her
Course there's which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue

My plans or shenanigans kinda ran thin
Knowin' 'bout poisoning and I can't swim
Bad intentions pumpin' as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the to dispatch this?
Who could I get to help me murder this fat
Guess I'll have to play a Robbin
On Wednesday the day she usually goes food

Anyway long story short hit the side of her
Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she
As the wreck went down the hill
I thought, "She has to be dead"
Later on get a from a Lieutenant O Rourke
Had me leapin' a frog "We need you at the morgue"
So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, was nothing else
For me to do I had to her

What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser
C'mon ya'll I had to kill her
there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her
a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser
I had to her
there's laws which enforces divorces
Send ass right to the morgue Miss

"So you to tell me officer you don't have no clue
Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now"
"This is what am I gonna tell the kids?"
"Pull yourself sir"
"I'm so broken up inside I can't believe this"
"I understand, understand"
"Catch the who did this"
"We're try sir", "Please"

Screamin', "Who done my heart" acting shakin' up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it
Like I was the reason my slain murmuring
"I he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cook
All she is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want I doubt address
Clothes not proper and house look a mess and

Talkin' to detectives was waitin' outside
How I a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me
me an impossible bail
Good to anyone admiring the raw tent
Moral of the is, "Desire is important"
So watch your weight it'll you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking I realized I didn't have to kill her

What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
I didn't to kill her
Course there's which enforces divorces
Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her
What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser
I didn't have to her
Course there's laws enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the Miss

Well there you it
thin, trim
Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I
Small message from and Slick Rick the ruler