What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two kids and the gain factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I doubt So hurry for an easier way out marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you gonna leave wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws which enforces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm gonna to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad pumpin' might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious gone wrong But the is do I have the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to me murder this fat chick? Guess have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck went tumblin' the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, was nothing else For me to do I had to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser open your eyes, a adviser I had to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me officer you have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral though was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased with her gain" my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address Clothes not washed proper and house a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was outside How I took a lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me me an impossible bail Good fortune to admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
Well you have it thin, trim Keep your marriages healthy do you what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Rick the ruler