What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two kids and the weight gain Fact is now she's completely Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there that's just is, child support, alimony payments My I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out this Meanwhile my June, well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' 'bout poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well numb Cut her lungs or the obvious gone wrong But the is do I have the nerve to dispatch this? Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess I'll have to play a Robbin On the day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me officer you don't no clue Who did hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues right now" "This is what am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just can't this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral though was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain "I heard he was with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address Clothes not washed proper and look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was outside How I a long lunch break day the wife died I darn turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back I realized I have to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman I didn't have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
there you have it Keep thin, Keep marriages healthy do you know what I mean? message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler