What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of everything was just great But after two kids and the gain factors is now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of love and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony My unhappiness I doubt So hurry for an easier way out marriage my secretary June, well groomed "When you gonna leave wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout and I can't swim Bad intentions might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who could I get to help me murder this fat Guess I'll have to a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser open your eyes, a adviser I had to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it Like I was the my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cook All she is order from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt address not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives was waitin' outside How I a long lunch break day the wife died I near turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an bail Good fortune to anyone the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I didn't to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open your eyes, a adviser I have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss
Well you have it thin, trim Keep your marriages do you know what I mean? Small message from and Slick Rick the ruler