What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two kids and the weight gain is now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony My I doubt discouraged So for an easier way out this marriage my secretary June, well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my is blue Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
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My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran nothing 'bout poisoning and I can't swim Bad pumpin' might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who could I get to help me murder fat chick? Guess I'll have to play a dude On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story short hit the of her Chrysler Sent her clean the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went tumblin' down the I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
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"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues now" "This is terrible what am I tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased with her gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I could address Clothes not washed proper and look a mess and
Talkin' to that was waitin' outside How I took a long break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of they indicted me Gave me an impossible Good to anyone admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
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Well you have it thin, trim Keep your healthy do you know what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Rick the ruler