What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors is now she's completely unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon soon" I assume or my destiny is blue Interestingly the thing left for me to do is to kill her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? I'll have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
long story short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck went tumblin' down the I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a Lieutenant O Had me leapin' a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon know I had to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a open your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the morgue
"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no right now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so up inside I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" acting up a lot At the funeral though was lookin' at me odd like I did it I was the reason my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I could address Clothes not washed proper and house a mess and
to detectives that was waitin' outside How I took a long lunch break day the wife I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me Gave me an impossible Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't have to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss, I killed her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
there you have it Keep thin, Keep marriages healthy do you know what I mean? Small message from and Slick Rick the ruler