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The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our years of marriage everything was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors Fact is now she's completely Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony My I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
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My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well numb Cut her lungs or the obvious gone wrong But the is do I have the nerve to dispatch this? Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Sent her over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, was nothing else For me to do I had to her
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"So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral though was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain "I heard he was with her weight gain" While my sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address Clothes not washed and house look a mess and
to detectives that was waitin' outside How I took a long break day the wife died I near turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me me an impossible bail Good fortune to admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back I I didn't have to kill her
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there you have it Keep thin, Keep marriages healthy do you know what I mean? message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler