What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors is now she's completely unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of love and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I discouraged So hurry for an easier way out marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you gonna leave wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is Interestingly the only left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the morgue
My against or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess I'll have to play a Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a O Rourke Had me leapin' a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser ya'll know I had to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman I had to her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it Like I was the my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy can't cook All she does is order from All of the sex you want I doubt address Clothes not proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to that was waitin' outside How I took a long lunch day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me me an impossible bail Good fortune to admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight keep you mate smitten it's a given looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
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