What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But after two kids and the weight factors is now she's completely unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, payments My unhappiness I discouraged So hurry for an easier way out this Meanwhile my June, well groomed "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
My plans against or shenanigans ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well become Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who could I get to help me this fat chick? Guess I'll have to a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually food shopping
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a O Rourke Had me leapin' like a frog "We you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, was nothing else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser ya'll know I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it I was the reason my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was outside How I a long lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned and because of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an impossible fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate it's a given looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, I her What a open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
Well there you it thin, trim Keep your marriages healthy do you know I mean? message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler