What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But two kids and the weight gain factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I doubt So hurry for an way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowin' 'bout poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions might as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went tumblin' the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which enforces that ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me officer you have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we have no clues right now" "This is what am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it Like I was the my mates slain murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt could Clothes not washed proper and look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was outside How I took a long lunch break day the wife I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me Gave me an impossible Good to anyone admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman I didn't have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
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