What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of everything was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there that's delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony My I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out this Meanwhile my June, well groomed "When you gonna leave wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I'm have to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' nothing poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions might as well become numb Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the is do I have the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me this fat chick? Guess I'll to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call from a Lieutenant O Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon know I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the though everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I could address Clothes not washed proper and look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was waitin' How I a long lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal indicted me Gave me an impossible Good fortune to anyone the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back I I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman I didn't have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
Well there you it Keep thin, Keep your marriages healthy do you what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Slick the ruler