What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two kids and the gain factors Fact is now she's completely Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I discouraged So hurry for an way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my is blue Interestingly the thing left for me to do is to kill her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's which enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well become Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
long story short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went tumblin' the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you to tell me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the though everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't All she does is order restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt could not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was waitin' How I took a long lunch break day the wife I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me me an impossible bail Good fortune to admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten a given looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't have to her Course there's laws which enforces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open your eyes, a adviser I didn't have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
there you have it Keep thin, Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I Small message from Morcheeba and Slick the ruler