What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But after two kids and the weight gain Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat I don't mean to sound rude I her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, payments My unhappiness I discouraged So hurry for an easier way out this Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you leave your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' nothing 'bout and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious gone wrong But the catch is do I have the to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me this fat chick? Guess I'll have to play a Robbin On Wednesday the day she goes food shopping
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a frog "We you at the morgue" So I pursue, boohoo, there was nothing else For me to do I had to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll know I had to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which enforces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you to tell me officer you don't have no clue Who did hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so broken up I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't All she is order from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt address Clothes not washed and house look a mess and
to detectives that was waitin' outside How I took a long lunch day the wife died I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an impossible Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a Though looking back I I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue
Well you have it thin, trim Keep your marriages do you know what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Slick the ruler