What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors Fact is now she's completely Look fat chicks I don't to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there that's just is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I discouraged So for an easier way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you leave your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my is blue Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' as well become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch Who could I get to help me murder fat chick? I'll have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she goes food shopping
Anyway long short hit the side of her Chrysler her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went tumblin' the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll I had to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser open your eyes, a adviser I had to her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a blonde can't cook All she is order from restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address Clothes not washed proper and look a mess and
to detectives that was waitin' outside How I took a lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an bail Good to anyone admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a Though looking I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
there you have it Keep thin, Keep your marriages do you know what I mean? message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler