What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids and the weight factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I discouraged So for an easier way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' nothing poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as well numb Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me this fat chick? Guess I'll to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually food shopping
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean the divider, "You bastard", she said As the went tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser C'mon ya'll know I had to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman I had to her Course laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we have no clues right now" "This is terrible am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so up inside I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" acting up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd I did it Like I was the reason my slain murmuring "I heard he was with her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she is order from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt address Clothes not washed proper and house a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was outside How I took a lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an impossible Good fortune to admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't have to her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
there you have it Keep thin, Keep your healthy do you know what I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Slick the ruler