What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was just But after two kids and the weight gain is now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My unhappiness I discouraged So hurry for an easier way out this Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you leave your wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I'm have to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran Knowin' 'bout poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' as well become numb Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me this fat chick? Guess I'll have to a dude Robbin On the day she usually goes food shopping
long story short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing For me to do I had to her
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"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no right now" "This is what am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" acting up a lot At the though everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my slain murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt could Clothes not proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives was waitin' outside How I took a lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me Gave me an impossible Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you smitten it's a given looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
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Well you have it thin, trim Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler