What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser
The of this entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage everything was great But after two kids and the weight gain Fact is now she's completely fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony My unhappiness I doubt So for an easier way out this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, groomed "When you gonna your wife?" I tell her "Soon soon" I assume or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing for me to do is to kill her
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My against or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch Who could I get to me murder this fat chick? I'll have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Sent her over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the went tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, was nothing else For me to do I had to her
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"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we have no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so up inside I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cook All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you I doubt could address Clothes not washed proper and house look a and
Talkin' to detectives was waitin' outside How I took a long break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of they indicted me Gave me an bail Good fortune to anyone the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten a given Though looking I realized I didn't have to kill her
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Well you have it thin, trim Keep your marriages healthy do you know I mean? Small message from Morcheeba and Rick the ruler