What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women weight" Our first years of everything was just great But after two kids and the gain factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you need to run the Of love and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, payments My unhappiness I doubt So hurry for an easier way out marriage my secretary June, well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon mommy soon" I or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, kill her a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm have to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran nothing 'bout poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who could I get to help me murder fat chick? Guess have to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she goes food shopping
Anyway long story hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she As the wreck went tumblin' the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a frog "We you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser C'mon know I had to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible what am I gonna the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it I was the reason my mates slain murmuring "I he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt address Clothes not washed proper and house look a and
Talkin' to that was waitin' outside How I took a long lunch break day the died I darn turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an impossible fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though back I realized I didn't have to kill her
a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I didn't to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
Well there you it Keep thin, Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I Small from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler