What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first years of marriage was just great But two kids and the weight gain factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat chicks I mean to sound rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if desire's is not that's just delayment is, child support, alimony payments My I doubt discouraged So hurry for an way out this marriage Meanwhile my June, well groomed "When you gonna leave wife?" I tell her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm have to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the Miss, kill her a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna to kill her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
My plans against or kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I swim Bad intentions pumpin' might as become numb Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to this? Who I get to help me murder this fat chick? Guess I'll to play a dude Robbin On Wednesday the day she usually goes food
Anyway long story short hit the side of her her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the wreck went down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" Later on get a call a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me leapin' like a "We need you at the morgue" So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, your eyes, a woman adviser C'mon ya'll know I had to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a open your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws enforces divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
"So you mean to me officer you don't have no clue Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no right now" "This is what am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull together sir" "I'm so up inside I just can't believe this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it I was the reason my mates slain murmuring "I heard he was displeased her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy can't cook All she is order from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt address Clothes not washed and house look a mess and
to detectives that was waitin' outside How I a long lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale and of betrayal they indicted me Gave me an bail fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent Moral of the is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a Though back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a adviser I didn't have to her Course there's which enforces divorces Send that ass to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her Course laws which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss
Well there you it Keep thin, Keep your marriages healthy do you know I mean? Small message from and Slick Rick the ruler