What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman
The name of entertainment is "Women lose weight" Our first of marriage everything was just great But after two kids and the weight factors Fact is now she's unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to rude I tell her nice "Hit the gym and eat so much food", but no "You're shallow, you to run the course Of unconditional and so forth"
But how if is not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, payments My unhappiness I doubt So for an easier way out this marriage my secretary June, well groomed "When you gonna leave your wife?" I her "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I'm have to kill her Course there's which enforces divorces Send ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser I'm gonna have to her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the morgue
My plans or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowin' nothing 'bout and I can't swim Bad pumpin' might as well become numb Cut her or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the is do I have the nerve to dispatch this? Who could I get to help me murder this fat Guess I'll have to play a Robbin On the day she usually goes food shopping
long story short hit the side of her Chrysler Sent her over the divider, "You bastard", she said As the went tumblin' down the hill I thought, "She has to be dead" on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke Had me like a frog "We need you at the morgue" So I pursue, boohoo, there was nothing else For me to do I had to her
What a surpriser, open eyes, a woman adviser ya'll know I had to kill her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, her What a surpriser your eyes, a woman adviser I had to her Course there's laws which enforces Send that ass right to the morgue
"So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't no clues right now" "This is terrible am I gonna tell the kids?" "Pull yourself sir" "I'm so broken up inside I just can't this" "I understand, understand" "Catch the who did this" "We're try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" shakin' up a lot At the funeral everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates murmuring "I heard he was with her weight gain" While my secretary of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is from restaurants All of the sex you want I doubt could not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was waitin' How I took a long lunch day the wife died I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they me Gave me an impossible Good to anyone admiring the raw tent of the story is, "Desire is important" So watch your weight it'll keep you smitten it's a given Though looking back I realized I didn't have to her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman I didn't to kill her Course there's laws which enforces that ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her What a surpriser open eyes, a woman adviser I have to kill her Course there's laws which divorces Send that ass right to the Miss
Well there you it Keep thin, Keep your marriages healthy do you what I mean? Small message Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler