Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off your And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the toe Yo, I'll get this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, feelin the essence in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red gushing from all the bullet holes I got a cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. Clause is raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I violent night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!