Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off member And then I'll roast nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit with a hoe the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of While the world's infested diseases be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause all dead air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year I said violent night, unholy
On the first day of Christmas, I do my cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!