Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then I'll roast your over an open fire jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, The night before Christmas, feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of stealin your presents through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, die from cancer, duke I'm of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke Then on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get for dinner He got a red nose gushing all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, stuff yourself full of rolls the world's infested with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause you're all air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I said violent night, night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!