Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off your And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the toe Yo, I'll get under chicks clothes You'll be one dead after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your Right through the chimney, you think rotten We're takin everything you got, kid to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, you like a dancer's boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff 8-ball of coke Then knock on your like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The on 44th street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse you're all dead There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year I violent night, unholy night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!