Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the Choke the Messiah, chop off member And then roast your nuts over an open fire jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged egg nog, choke The before Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets your presents Right the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, you like a dancer's boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for He got a red nose gushing from all the holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the infested with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw To the records beat, so my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse you're all dead There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, unholy
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!