Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the the Messiah, chop off your member And then roast your nuts over an open fire jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this clothes You'll be one dead after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think we're We're everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you a dancer's boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff 8-ball of coke Then on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself of rolls While the infested with diseases Let's be happy, kick and celebrate the death of Jesus The on 44th street, is now on 42nd street Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I said violent night, unholy
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!