Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off member And then I'll roast your nuts over an fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll When I'm swappin with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, feelin the essence in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw To the records beat, so suck my cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse 'Cause you're all air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, unholy
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!