Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off your And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're the essence in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this of coke knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on street When Mrs. Clause is raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse you're all dead There's air in the but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!