Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off member And then I'll roast your nuts over an open Your jiggolo's big stick'll grow When I'm swappin with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this chicks You'll be one dead slob after your neck's with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're feelin the in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think rotten takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, stuff yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause all dead There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I violent night, unholy night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!