Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then I'll roast nuts over an open fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under chicks clothes be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you we're rotten We're takin you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die cancer, duke I'm of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm hunting randier, Rudolf get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet I got a deer cookin, don't stuff full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on street When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw To the records beat, so suck my candy cane I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse you're all dead There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I violent night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!