Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the Choke the Messiah, off your member And then roast your nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin presents Right the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of Then knock on your like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get for dinner He got a red gushing from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse you're all dead There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!