Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off member And then I'll roast nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the toe Yo, I'll get under this clothes You'll be one slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're feelin the Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your Right the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this of coke Then knock on your door like Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't yourself full of rolls While the world's infested diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. Clause is raw meat To the beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not even a 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!