Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree the Messiah, chop off your member And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's with egg nog, choke The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a of midgets stealin your presents Right the chimney, you think we're rotten takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get for dinner He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself of rolls While the world's infested with Let's be happy, kick back and the death of Jesus The on 44th street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. Clause is raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a Not a was stirring, not even a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I said night, unholy night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!