Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then roast your nuts over an open fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this chicks You'll be one dead slob your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin presents through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red gushing from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of While the infested with diseases be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus The on 44th street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause you're all air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year I said night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!