Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come over G and a of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off your And then roast your nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this clothes You'll be one dead slob after your clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're feelin the Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your Right through the chimney, you we're rotten We're takin you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, I'm Dreamin of a Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red gushing from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and the death of Jesus The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. Clause is raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a Not a was stirring, not even a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!