Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums off the tree the Messiah, chop off your member And then I'll your nuts over an open fire Your jiggolo's big stick'll grow When I'm swappin with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin presents Right through the chimney, you think we're We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet I got a deer cookin, don't stuff full of rolls While the world's infested with Let's be happy, back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat To the beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a was stirring, not even a mouse 'Cause all dead air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!