Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then I'll roast your nuts over an fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get this chicks clothes be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your Right the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit Leave you a bleeding I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing all the bullet holes I got a cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls While the world's infested with Let's be happy, kick and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I said violent night, night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!