Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of scrotums off the tree the Messiah, chop off your member And then I'll roast your nuts over an fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo grow When I'm swappin spit a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your clogged with egg nog, choke The before Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets your presents Right the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls the world's infested with diseases Let's be happy, kick and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not even a you're all dead There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I violent night, unholy night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!