Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come over G and a of scrotums hangin off the tree the Messiah, chop off your member And then roast your nuts over an open fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit with a hoe the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this chicks You'll be one dead slob after your neck's with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets your presents through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of While the infested with diseases Let's be happy, back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw To the records beat, so my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not even a 'Cause all dead There's air in the room but none of you are it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I said violent night, unholy
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!