Yo, it's Scrooge... is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then I'll roast your nuts over an fire Your jiggolo's big stick'll grow When I'm swappin spit with a hoe the missile toe Yo, I'll get under this clothes be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke The night before Christmas, you're the essence Break in your crib, I got a of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you think rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, a biscuit you a bleeding sinner I'm randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet I got a deer cookin, stuff yourself full of rolls While the world's infested with be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause all dead air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year I violent night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!