Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new
Jesus ain't but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, off your member And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo grow I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, I'll get this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, The night before Christmas, you're the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your through the chimney, you think we're rotten We're takin everything you got, kid down to stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, die from cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke Then knock on door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, will get eaten for dinner He got a red nose gushing from all the holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself of rolls While the world's with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of The miricle on street, is now on 42nd street When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not even a 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I wish you a crucifixion, and a crappy new year I violent night, unholy night
On the day of Christmas, I do my savory Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!