Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year
Jesus ain't nuttin but a to me, who is he Come G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree Choke the Messiah, chop off member And I'll roast your nuts over an open fire Your big piccolo stick'll grow When I'm spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, The night before Christmas, you're the essence in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents Right through the chimney, you we're rotten takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, you like a dancer's boot Santa Clause is dead, you'll die cancer, duke I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this of coke Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a Leave you a sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for He got a red nose gushing from all the holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff full of rolls While the infested with diseases Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw To the records beat, so suck my cane 'till I need a vasectomy Not a creature was stirring, not a mouse 'Cause you're all There's air in the room but of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I you would get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new I said violent night, night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my Your is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!