Yo, Scrooge... Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new I you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
Jesus nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he Come over G and a pair of hangin off the tree the Messiah, chop off your member And then I'll roast your nuts an open fire Your jiggolo's big piccolo grow I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe Yo, get under this chicks clothes You'll be one dead slob after your neck's with egg nog, choke The before Christmas, you're feelin the essence Break in your crib, I got a posse of stealin your presents Right the chimney, you think we're rotten takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a boot Santa is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke I'm of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke Then knock on your door like Witness, holdin a biscuit you a bleeding sinner I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get for dinner He got a red nose from all the bullet holes I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself of rolls While the world's infested with be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd When Mrs. is suckin raw meat To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a Not a creature was stirring, not even a 'Cause all dead air in the room but none of you are breathing it out
Merry crucifixion, I wish you get a new religion I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a new year I said night, unholy night
On the first day of Christmas, I do my cartilage is teared, G
I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!