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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up a wookie

What I mean is is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven he is done cookin'

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and you're too)
So if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never but it always verifies
I got more and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least this I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
You took mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the brains
beats ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy