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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby
Why's always pickin' on me?

Always and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always
I got more cheese and pepperoni a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
You took your mom to the prom but got lucky

Like that where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
freaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside grass hut
Oh he'll again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop me
See the is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
But why's everybody always on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
no one likes you monkey boy