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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up a wookie

What I is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him into the oven until he is done cookin'

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I find my date in the back of a hearse
About as with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as I'm not a total retard
It's I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but got lucky

that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger coconuts

As Mr. Howell and burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy