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Why is always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven he is done cookin'

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old has less acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the but there's a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheese
Or a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a pizza pie
You me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the of a hearse
About as popular with the with Englebert Humperdink
And might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the but still got lucky

Like that episode where gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's
Then beats ginger coconuts

As Mr. Howell and burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those can't do you no harm
Like the drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya velor flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
no one likes you monkey boy