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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was up with a wookie

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Kong all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always
I got more and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't

Why I'm scorned like I'm like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the of a hearse
as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still it enlarged

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch
But why's everybody always on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan sick of being teased
And he breaks the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger with

As Mr. and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan he should of let him be
And a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
no one likes you monkey boy