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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up a wookie

What I mean is is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
everybody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total
It's cause I'm done in seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no
the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But why's everybody always on me?
ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
no one likes you monkey boy