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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill
everybody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my teeth a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand

Why I'm like I'm deformed like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert
And that be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm done in seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan gets of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and some LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose Bill Cosby

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's always pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy