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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which you mistook me
I did not mean your wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than son
He's looks Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty lookin'
I'd shove him back the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby
everybody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and ugly too)
So if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my in the back of a hearse
About as with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky
I know I'm as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the but still got lucky

Like that episode where gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the brains
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop me
See the trick is pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
brushed them teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy