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Why is always pickin' on me?

The that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your wife was shackin' up with a wookie

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Kong all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's always pickin' on me?

Always and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I brush my with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls Englebert Humperdink
And might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll want it enlarged

But why's always pickin' on me?
ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But why's everybody always on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan sick of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the brains
Then beats ginger with

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside grass hut
Oh kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy