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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than son
He's looks Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Pop Ali
I got a schnoz the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia
And my mirror never lies but it always
I got cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a
About as with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky
I know I'm known as I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya velor flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's
Then beats ginger with

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive their grass hut
Oh he'll kill that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my year-old cousin has less acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy