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Why is everybody always on me?

The that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like
The doctor said sir you're sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Kong all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven he is done cookin'

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But why's everybody always on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the but there's a lot more wrong with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I brush my teeth with a of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a
About as popular with the with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch
But why's always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but got lucky

Like that episode Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the brains
Then ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive their grass hut
Oh kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no
Like the from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy