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Why is always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I like Chewbacca
The doctor sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely was shackin' up with a wookie

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu
I'd shove him into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more with you
So me up Bill
(Yea and you're too)
So if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls Englebert Humperdink
And that might be everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and still want it enlarged

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
You took mom to the prom but still got lucky

that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
beats ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's always pickin' on me?
ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy