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Why is always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like
The said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy your son
He's looks like Chewie and Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu
I'd shove him back the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody always on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose Bill Cosby
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong you
So back me up
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio jeans
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least this time I didn't find my in the back of a hearse
About as popular the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But why's everybody always on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got

Like episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and the skipper's brains
beats ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their hut
Oh he'll kill again that they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those can't do you no harm
Like the drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy