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Why is always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Kong all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby
Why's always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my never lies but it always verifies
I got more and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a
About as popular with the with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll want it enlarged

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
You took mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
freaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger coconuts

As Mr. and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only on those that can't do you no harm
the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed teeth since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy