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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was up with a wookie

I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie and Hong Kong all in one
(Baba Baba Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill
Why's everybody always on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong you
So back me up
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always
I got more and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I understand

Why I'm like I'm deformed like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the of a hearse
About as popular with the girls Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll want it enlarged

But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got

Like that episode where Gilligan gets of being teased
And he breaks the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger with

As Mr. Howell and Lovey alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't teasing me
See the trick is pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school chum was the lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you boy