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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the
He clocked the doctor the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy your son
He's looks like Chewie and Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them since 1983
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but a lot more wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia
And my mirror lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm like I'm deformed like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a
as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore flares until the late Eighties
But everybody always pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside grass hut
Oh he'll kill that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't teasing me
See the is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody always on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause your only school was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy