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Why is everybody always on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man up the doctor
He the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is hairy than your son
He's like Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu
I'd him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Cosby
Why's always pickin' on me?

pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong you
So back me up
(Yea and you're too)
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio jeans
And my mirror never but it always verifies
I got more cheese and than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon chichi but I understand

Why I'm like I'm deformed like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still it enlarged

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late
But why's always pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks the professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks and eats the skipper's brains
Then beats ginger coconuts

As Mr. Howell and burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def only got one arm

The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

But why's everybody always on me?
my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the habits of a chimpanzee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're white but you got a like Bill Cosby

But why's everybody always on me?
ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause only school chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
no one likes you monkey boy