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Why is everybody pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy your son
He's like Chewie and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
(Baba Booey Booey)
To put it mild your new-born child's nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less
But why's always pickin' on me?
Ain't them teeth since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming of a chimpanzee
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everybody pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up
(Yea and ugly too)
So what if I brush my teeth a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
And my mirror never lies but it verifies
I got more cheese and than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Mon but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned I'm deformed like the
(Elephant Man)
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me
But at least this time I find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky
I know I'm as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still it enlarged

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the Eighties
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause you run like a girl and sit to pee
But why's everybody always on me?
your only school chum was the lunch lady
But everybody always pickin' on me?
You took mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan sick of being teased
And he breaks into the lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and the skipper's brains
Then beats with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't teasing me
See the trick is only on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm

The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm

The from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's got one arm
The drummer Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def only got one arm

But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has acne
But everybody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them since 1983
But why's everybody pickin' on me?
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause you're but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause ya wore velor flares the late Eighties
But why's everybody always on me?
'Cause you run like a and sit down to pee
But everybody always pickin' on me?
'Cause your only chum was the lunch lady
But why's always pickin' on me?
'Cause no one you monkey boy