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I was my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating earthquake in
There were thirty crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, answer me one question..."
"Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons for this?"
What a drag, I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the to see the part of the show I missed

Why does always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does always happen? (Why)
Why does this happen to me?

I was driving down the highway when all the slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, dead
And I saw and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend disembodied head
And I - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks I'm gonna be late to work

Why does this happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this happen? (Why)
Why does this always to me?

Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on
And he told me I should buy case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on
So, I turned and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to now and then
But I'm I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be as sharp again (quite as sharp again)

Oh, tell me, why does this always
Why this always happen to me?
Why this always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me? (Why does always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?)