Luyện nghe bài hát Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a report
About some devastating in Peru
There were thirty thousand to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it 8.2
And I said, "God, please me one question..."
"Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and
And now I'll to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this happen? (Why)
Why does always happen to me?

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a
There was a twelve-car pile-up, dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks I'm gonna be late to work

Why does this happen?
Why does this always to me?
Why does this always (Why)
Why does this always to me?

Oh, the other day, my boss said we running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another
Well, I told him I was busy, but he just kept on asking
So, I turned around and him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my got stuck
I that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp (quite as sharp again)

Oh, tell me, why does always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this always
Why does always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does always happen to me?)