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I was my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand to death, even more were buried alive
On the scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please me one question..."
"Why'd they to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and
And now I'll have to wait for the to see the part of the show I missed

Why does always happen?
Why does always happen to me?
Why does this always (Why)
Why does always happen to me?

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs everywhere
As well as my friend disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a
Well, there's five that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it like I'm gonna be late to work

Why does always happen?
Why does always happen to me?
Why does always happen? (Why)
Why does this always to me?

Oh, the other day, my boss said we were low on toner
And he told me I should buy another
Well, I him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you it, my knife got stuck
I guess probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may bent the tip a little
And I know that blade never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)

Oh, tell me, why does this always
Why does always happen to me?
Why does always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me? (Why does always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?)