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I was watching my TV one night when broke in with a special report
About devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it 8.2
And I said, "God, answer me one question..."
"Why'd they have to interrupt The just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I

Why this always happen?
Why does this happen to me?
Why does always happen? (Why)
Why this always happen to me?

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a
There was a twelve-car pile-up, dead
And I saw brains and and vital organs splattered everywhere
As as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he owes me money - what a jerk
Well, five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks I'm gonna be late to work

Why does always happen?
Why does always happen to me?
Why does this always (Why)
Why does always happen to me?

Oh, the day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another
Well, I him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my got stuck
I guess that's bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a
And I know that blade will never ever be as sharp again (quite as sharp again)

Oh, tell me, why does this happen?
Why does this happen to me?
Why does always happen?
Why does this always to me?
Why this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?)