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I was watching my TV one when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, more were buried alive
On the scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please me one question..."
"Why'd have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
What a drag, I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the to see the part of the show I missed

Why this always happen?
Why does this always to me?
Why this always happen? (Why)
Why this always happen to me?

I was driving down the when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and organs splattered everywhere
As as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me - what a jerk
Well, there's bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to

Why does this always
Why does always happen to me?
Why does this happen? (Why)
Why this always happen to me?

Oh, the other day, my said we were running low on toner
And he told me I buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on
So, I around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my got stuck
I guess that's bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)

Oh, me, why does this always happen?
Why does always happen to me?
Why does this happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this always to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?)