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I was watching my TV one night when broke in with a special report
About some devastating in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it 8.2
And I said, "God, answer me one question..."
"Why'd they have to interrupt The just for this?"
a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does always happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does always happen? (Why)
Why does this always to me?

I was down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody
And I saw brains and guts and organs splattered everywhere
As as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still me money - what a jerk
Well, five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be to work

Why does this always
Why does this happen to me?
Why does this always (Why)
Why does this happen to me?

Oh, the other day, my boss we were running low on toner
And he me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still kept on asking
So, I turned around and him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my got stuck
I guess that's bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as again (quite as sharp again)

Oh, me, why does this always happen?
Why does this always to me?
Why does this happen?
Why this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?) Why does this happen to me? (Why does this always happen to me?)