Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: Look at her, a of the gutter,
by every syllable she utters
By right she should be out and hung,
For the cold-blooded murder of the tongue.
Eliza Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is what the population,
an elementary education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you picked a example.

Did I?
Hear down in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English anyway like.
You sir, did you go to

Wadaya tike me for, a fool?

Henry: No one taught him instead of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather a choir singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, just this one (pointing to Eliza)

Gaaarn

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what of word is that? (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and face
Why can't the English their children how to speak?
This class distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you might be flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely him,
The moment he talks he some other
despise him.
One common language I'm afraid never get.
Oh, why can't the English to
set a good example to whose
English is painful to your
The and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, they used it for years!
Why can't the English teach their children how to
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his from "A" to "Zed"
The French never what they do, actually,
as as they pronounce it properly.
Arabians learn with the speed of summer lightning.
And learn it backwards,
is absolutely frightening.
Use proper English you're as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English learn to