Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
Condemned by every syllable she
By she should be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded of the English tongue.
Doolittle: Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
is what the British population,
Calls an education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you picked a example.

Did I?
Hear down in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English anyway like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: Wadaya me for, a fool?

Henry: No one taught him 'take' of 'tike!
Hear a man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a choir singing flat.
Chickens, in a barn, just like this one (pointing to Eliza)

Eliza:

(writing, imitating Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of word is (to Pickering)
"aoow" and "gaarn" that keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and dirty
Why can't the English teach children how to speak?
verbal class distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you be selling flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The he talks he makes some other
despise him.
One common language I'm we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the English to
set a example to people whose
English is painful to ears?
The Scotch and the Irish you close to tears.
even are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, haven't used it for years!
Why can't the English their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his from "A" to "Zed"
The French care what they do, actually,
as as they pronounce it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of lightning.
And learn it backwards,
is absolutely frightening.
Use proper you're regarded as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the learn to speak?