Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
by every syllable she utters
By right she should be out and hung,
For the cold-blooded of the English tongue.
Doolittle: Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is what the population,
an elementary education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I you picked a poor example.

Did I?
Hear them in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English anyway like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: Wadaya tike me for, a

Henry: No one him 'take' instead of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, just like one (pointing to Eliza)

Eliza:

(writing, imitating Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of word is (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" that keep her in her
Not her wretched clothes and face
Why can't the teach their children how to speak?
This verbal distinction, by now,
be antique. If you spoke as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you be selling flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An Englishman's way of speaking classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes other
despise him.
One language I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why the English learn to
set a good to people whose
English is painful to ears?
The and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English
disappears.
Well, in America, they haven't it for years!
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. In France every knows
his language "A" to "Zed"
The French never what they do, actually,
as long as they it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of lightning.
And learn it backwards,
is absolutely frightening.
Use proper English regarded as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English learn to