Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
Condemned by every she utters
By she should be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded of the English tongue.
Eliza Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is the British population,
Calls an education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I you picked a poor example.

Did I?
Hear them down in square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English they like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: Wadaya tike me for, a

Henry: No one him 'take' instead of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, just this one (pointing to Eliza)

Eliza:

(writing, imitating Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what of word is that? (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" keep her in her place
Not her clothes and dirty face
Why can't the English teach their children how to
verbal class distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you be selling flowers, too!

I beg your pardon!

Henry: An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely him,
The moment he talks he makes other
Englishman him.
One common language I'm afraid never get.
Oh, why can't the learn to
set a good example to whose
English is painful to your
The Scotch and the leave you close to tears.
even are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, they used it for years!
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the have taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his from "A" to "Zed"
The French never care they do, actually,
as long as they it properly.
Arabians learn with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews it backwards,
is absolutely frightening.
Use proper you're regarded as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the learn to speak?