Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: Look at her, a of the gutter,
by every syllable she utters
By right she be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded murder of the tongue.
Eliza Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
is what the British population,
Calls an education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I you picked a poor example.

Did I?
Hear them in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English they like.
You sir, did you go to

Wadaya tike me for, a fool?

Henry: No one taught him instead of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a singing flat.
Chickens, in a barn, just like this one (pointing to Eliza)

Gaaarn

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of is that? (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and face
Why can't the teach their children how to speak?
This verbal distinction, by now,
be antique. If you spoke as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you might be flowers, too!

I beg your pardon!

Henry: An Englishman's way of speaking classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes other
Englishman him.
One common language I'm afraid never get.
Oh, why the English learn to
set a good example to people
English is painful to your
The Scotch and the leave you close to tears.
There are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, haven't used it for years!
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman
his from "A" to "Zed"
The never care what they do, actually,
as long as they it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the of summer lightning.
And learn it backwards,
which is frightening.
Use proper English you're as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English learn to