Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
Condemned by every she utters
By right she be taken out and hung,
For the murder of the English tongue.
Doolittle: Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is the British population,
an elementary education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you a poor example.

Did I?
Hear them in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking anyway they like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: Wadaya tike me for, a

Henry: No one taught him 'take' of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd rather hear a singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, just like one (pointing to Eliza)

Gaaarn

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what of word is that? (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and face
Why can't the English teach children how to speak?
This verbal distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you be selling flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes other
Englishman him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll get.
Oh, why can't the learn to
set a good to people whose
English is painful to ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you to tears.
There even are places where English
disappears.
Well, in America, they used it for years!
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his language "A" to "Zed"
The French never care what do, actually,
as long as they it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews it backwards,
which is frightening.
Use proper English you're as a freak.
Why the English,
Why the English learn to speak?