Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
by every syllable she utters
By she should be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded of the English tongue.
Eliza Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
This is the British population,
an elementary education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you a poor example.

Did I?
Hear them in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking English they like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: Wadaya tike me for, a

Henry: No one taught him 'take' of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a Cornishman converse. I'd hear a choir singing flat.
Chickens, in a barn, just like this one (pointing to Eliza)

Gaaarn

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of is that? (to Pickering)
"aoow" and "gaarn" that keep her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and dirty
Why can't the English teach their how to speak?
This class distinction, by now,
be antique. If you spoke as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you might be flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The he talks he makes some other
Englishman him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll get.
Oh, why can't the English to
set a good example to whose
English is to your ears?
The and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, haven't used it for years!
Why can't the English their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his from "A" to "Zed"
The French never care they do, actually,
as long as they it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the of summer lightning.
And learn it backwards,
which is frightening.
Use English you're regarded as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English to speak?