Luyện nghe bài hát Why Can't The English?

Henry Higgins: at her, a prisoner of the gutter,
Condemned by every syllable she
By right she be taken out and hung,
For the cold-blooded murder of the tongue.
Doolittle: Aaoooww!

(imitating her): Aaoooww!
Heavens! a sound!
is what the British population,
Calls an education.

Pickering: Oh,Counsel, I think you picked a example.

Did I?
Hear them in chelesy square,
"h's" everywhere.
Speaking anyway they like.
You sir, did you go to

Man: tike me for, a fool?

No one taught him 'take' instead of 'tike!
Hear a Yorkshire man, or worse, hear a converse. I'd rather hear a choir singing flat.
Chickens, cackling in a barn, like this one (pointing to Eliza)

Gaaarn

Henry (writing, Eliza): Gaaarn..
I ask you Sir, what sort of is that? (to Pickering)
It's "aoow" and "gaarn" that her in her place
Not her wretched clothes and face
Why the English teach their children how to speak?
verbal class distinction, by now,
Should be antique. If you as she does, sir,
of the way you do,
Why, you might be flowers, too!

Pickering: I beg pardon!

Henry: An way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he he makes some other
despise him.
One language I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the learn to
set a good example to people
English is painful to your
The and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There are places where English completely
disappears.
Well, in America, haven't used it for years!
Why can't the English teach children how to speak?
Norwegians learn the Greeks have taught their Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his from "A" to "Zed"
The French care what they do, actually,
as long as pronounce it properly.
learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews it backwards,
which is frightening.
Use proper English you're as a freak.
Why the English,
Why can't the English to speak?