Who Wears the Pants??

Have you ever thought of being a man?
Do you think it would ease your pain?
Who put this idea in your head
That you're gonna rot in hell?

Now, who wears the pants?
And who is gonna water the plants?
Who is the woman? Who's the man?
Well, you just gotta live to tell

You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
Oh you're lost baby, yeah you're lost
You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
And you won't be able to come back

You think that 2 boys is a sin
And 2 girls is somehow sexy
But in the eyes of god, no matter what
It's "a disgrace!"
(that's what they say...)

So now, who wears the pants?
And how does it all make sense?
Can it be love and don't you miss another man
Well, you don't even seem to care!

You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
Oh you're lost baby, yeah you're lost
You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
And you won't be able to come back

Insanity, insanity, insanity...

Now, who wears the pants?
And who is gonna water the plants?
Who is the woman, who's the man?
Well, you just gotta live to tell

You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
Oh you're lost baby, yeah you're lost
You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
And you won't be able to come back

You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
Oh you're lost baby, yeah you're lost
You burnt all the bridges in the neon light
And you won't be able to come back

Oh you don't even need to come back