Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to and this is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no more now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen
But it's a real crazy feelin' you walk out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the where your car used to be parked
Now you you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody it
So your scratchin' your head and to get things clear
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the move smart
But instead you lookin' where you know you didn't park
Searchin' for reasons like maybe tickets you
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa forget it
But then you ask yourself where the hell is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else you know you parked it here

So to never land you find yourself strollin'
And when you finally except that it's
You the police and they come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you dumb questions like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
fool or whoever you are
Can you please get off your and find who stole my car?

I my first car never forget it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to
When from to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and
An Alpine stereo that straight up
With 12 inch you could hear for blocks

The day I got it, I was frontin' real hard
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they hangin' out
Just my luck nobody outside
And I really feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was for 20 seconds that's all
I my friends and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' at the spot my car used to be
It was hard to figure out what to do all
But then I got it the car phone

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car now before I bust your
up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
we were just about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was gettin' points for the stuff he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of course you realize when I you you're dead"

All through Philly was a high chasin'
Dude was playin' around like he we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he lost
And my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The came up as if it was my fault
They say me punch dude and me with assault

If his neck was closer I would have grabbed it
He the cops that I said, "He could have it"
I calmed and they got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in
I wanna just in the ocean
My car like it was a leggo explosion
Why life have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it could be car