Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
Where's car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car here, you're standin' here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a I ain't seen it
Come on man stop playin' Jeff my car at?
No I'm serious man, not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right here
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this isn't funny this is up ill
Now there's a to humor and this is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no more now who stole my car
I don't

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the
And you don't a map or any kind of chart
To you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' head and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always some who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you you didn't park
Searchin' for like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify that it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask well where the hell is it?
If there was a you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you you parked it here

So to never never you find yourself strollin'
And when you finally except it's stolen
You call the police and they and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real dumb like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
fool or whoever you are
Can you please get off your and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car forget it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk fast like a rocket to drive
When from to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to out and touch
An Alpine stereo that straight up
With 12 woofers you could hear for blocks

The day I got it, I was frontin' real hard
I could people sayin' "Damn look at that car"
I was hyped and I wanted my friends to it out
So I went to the spot where they usually out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta check out y'all"
But we came back out the car wasn't there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the spot my car to be
It was hard to figure out what to do all
But then I got it the car phone

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems you kinda forgot the keys
I man he's right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
Then luckily pulled up
I told him what had happened stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode for about 20 minutes
When we just about to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and like
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I him on the car phone again and I said
"Of course you realize I catch you you're dead"

All through Philly was a speed chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car into a pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my
say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I would have grabbed it
He told the cops I said, "He could have it"
I calmed down and they got things
I saw half my car in Seventh street the half in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car looked like it was a explosion
Why does have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it be your car