Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and are chill
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to and this is gone too far
I ain't no more y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't if y'all ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' you walk out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep
your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your head and to get things clear
And always some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To the police would be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you park
Searchin' for reasons maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find yourself
And you finally except that it's stolen
You call the and they come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' that he really needed to
Then they start askin' you real questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot right before they it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off your butt and find who my car?

I remember my car never forget it
A candy apple red windows be tinted
Talk about like a rocket to drive
When from zero to 60 in like 5 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to out and touch
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you could for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real
I could hear people sayin' "Damn look at car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they usually out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 seconds all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta check out y'all"
But when we came back out the car there
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was hard to out what to do all alone
But then I got it the car phone

Princes car
Yo bring my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you forgot the keys
I thought man he's well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen don't hang up"
Then Jeff pulled up
I told him what had happened stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We rode for about 20 minutes
When we were just to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up behind him and man he
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was points for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of you realize when I catch you you're dead"

All through Philly was a high chasin'
Dude was playin' like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an and he lost control
And slammed my car into a pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops up as if it was my fault
They say me dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably would have it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I calmed down and they got things
I saw my car in Seventh street the other half in Eighth
I wanna just in the ocean
My car like it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have to be so
Don't laugh next it could be your car