Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, you're standin' where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right here
(I know)

Now a is a joke and fun and games are chill
But isn't funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a to humor and this is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no more y'all now who my car
I don't

I don't if y'all ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the
And you don't a map or any kind of chart
To know you're in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause your didn't except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To the police would be the move that's smart
But you keep lookin' where you know you didn't park
Searchin' for reasons maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa forget it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you it here

So to never land you find yourself strollin'
And you finally except that it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's somethin' that he really to mention
Then they start you real dumb questions like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right before stole it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car headin' to
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk about like a rocket to drive
When from zero to 60 in like 5 5
And red rims but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they usually out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 seconds all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to out what to do all alone
But I got it call the car phone

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems you kinda forgot the keys
I man he's right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I told him had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode around for about 20
When we were just to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car phone and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All through Philly was a high speed
Dude was playin' like he thought we was racin'
A hundred an hour and he lost control
And my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops up as if it was my fault
They say me punch dude and charged me with

If his neck was closer I probably would have it
He told the cops that I said, "He have it"
I calmed down and they got straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the half in Eighth
I just jump in the ocean
My car looked it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have to be so
Don't laugh time it could be your car