Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I parked my car right here, standin' here where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen car
Jeff my car I parked my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are
But isn't funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and this is too far
I ain't no more y'all now who stole my car
I don't

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy when you walk out the door
And you don't a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody it
So your scratchin' your head and to get things clear
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the would be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you you didn't park
Searchin' for like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask yourself well the hell is it?
If was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find yourself
And when you except that it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' that he really to mention
Then they start askin' you real dumb questions

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right before they it
Now you're mad this cop is to you
And somebody's in your car headin' to
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off your butt and find who my car?

I remember my first car forget it
A candy apple red windows be tinted
Talk fast like a rocket to drive
from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And red rims but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I to reach out and touch
An Alpine that straight up rocked
12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real
I could hear people sayin' "Damn at that car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where usually hangin' out
Just my luck nobody outside
And I really didn't feel like my ride
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran and left it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my friends and said, "You check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad they believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to figure out to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I your
Hold up wait a minute pal, like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
Then luckily pulled up
I told him what had happened stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode for about 20 minutes
When we were just about to say it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was points for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All through Philly was a speed chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an and he lost control
And my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops up as if it was my fault
They say me punch dude and charged me with

If his neck was closer I probably would grabbed it
He told the that I said, "He could have it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car like it was a leggo explosion
Why does life to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it could be car