Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here my car?
I here for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man playin' Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right here
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if y'all had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy when you walk out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things
And there's always idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To the police would be the move that's smart
But instead you keep where you know you didn't park
Searchin' for reasons like tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa forget it
But then you ask well where the hell is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you yourself strollin'
And when you finally that it's stolen
You call the police and they and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You right before they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is to you
And somebody's in your car to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A candy apple red irub windows be
Talk about fast a rocket to drive
from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but that enough
It had a car phone for I wanted to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was real hard
I could hear people sayin' "Damn at that car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot they usually hangin' out
Just my luck standin' outside
And I didn't feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we came out the car wasn't there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was hard to figure out what to do all
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car back now I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well it back please
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I him what had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We rode around for 20 minutes
When we were about to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and like
He was gettin' points for the that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All through Philly was a high speed
was playin' around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me punch and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably would have it
He the cops that I said, "He could have it"
I calmed down and they got straight
I saw half my car in Seventh the other half in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car looked like it was a explosion
Why does life to be so hard?
laugh next time it could be your car