Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo up Prince?
Yo what's up man? Aey my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I parked my car right here, you're here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I seen it
Come on man stop playin' where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen car
Jeff where's my car I my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and are chill
But this isn't funny this is up ill
Now a limit to humor and this is gone too far
I ain't no more y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't if y'all ever had a car stolen before
But it's a crazy feelin' when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any kind of
To know you're standin' in the spot where car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep
'Cause your mind except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always some idiot who says, "You you parked here"

To call the police be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you park
Searchin' for reasons like maybe you owed
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask yourself well the hell is it?
If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the
'Cause you lookin' else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find yourself
And when you finally except that it's
You call the and they come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you dumb questions like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off your and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car forget it
A apple red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to
When zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo straight up rocked
12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was real hard
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot they usually hangin' out
Just my luck nobody outside
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I my horn but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta check out y'all"
But when we back out the car wasn't there
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends went inside I was mad they didn't me
Now I'm standin' at the spot my car used to be
It was to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you forgot the keys
I man he's right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen don't hang up"
Then Jeff pulled up
I him what had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
When we were just to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and like
He was gettin' points for the stuff he crashed
I him on the car phone again and I said
"Of course you realize when I you you're dead"

All through was a high speed chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he lost
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops up as if it was my fault
They say me punch dude and charged me assault

If his neck was closer I probably would grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I down and they got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the half in Eighth
I wanna jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why does have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it be your car