Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
Where's car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, standin' here where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop playin' where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to and this is gone too far
I laughin' no more y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't if y'all ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you out the door
And you don't need a map or any of chart
To you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
So scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always some idiot who says, "You sure you here"

To call the police would be the that's smart
But instead you keep where you know you didn't park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask yourself well where the is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find yourself
And when you finally except it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's somethin' that he really needed to
Then they start askin' you real questions like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right before they it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you get off your butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A candy apple red irub be tinted
Talk about like a rocket to drive
When from zero to 60 in like 5 5
And matchin' red rims but that wasn't
It had a car for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo that straight up
With 12 inch woofers you could for blocks

The day I got it, I was frontin' real hard
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was hyped and I wanted my friends to it out
So I went to the spot where usually hangin' out
Just my luck standin' outside
And I really didn't feel like parkin' my
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran and left it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my friends and said, "You check this out y'all"
But when we back out the car wasn't there
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it the car phone

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda the keys
I thought man he's right bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
Then Jeff pulled up
I him what had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We rode around for 20 minutes
When we just about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up behind him and man he
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was points for the stuff that he crashed
I him on the car phone again and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All Philly was a high speed chasin'
was playin' around like he thought we was racin'
A miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me punch dude and charged me assault

If his neck was closer I probably would have it
He told the cops I said, "He could have it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other in Eighth
I wanna jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why does have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it could be car