Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I ain't it
Come on man stop playin' where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my I haven't seen your car
Jeff my car I parked my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a to humor and this is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep
'Cause your mind didn't except yet somebody took it
So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things
And there's always some idiot who says, "You sure you here"

To call the police would be the that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you you didn't park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find strollin'
And you finally except that it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' that he needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real dumb like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You right before they stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car headin' to
fool or whoever you are
Can you please get off your butt and who stole my car?

I my first car never forget it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to
When zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you could hear for

The first day I got it, I was frontin' hard
I could hear people sayin' "Damn look at car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they usually out
Just my luck standin' outside
And I really feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but nobody was
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was for 20 seconds that's all
I my friends and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But we came back out the car wasn't there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad they didn't me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to figure out to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car now before I bust your
up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right bring it back please
Hello, "Listen don't hang up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I told him what had someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode for about 20 minutes
When we were about to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and like
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All Philly was a high speed chasin'
Dude was playin' around like he we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me punch dude and charged me with

If his neck was closer I probably have grabbed it
He the cops that I said, "He could have it"
I calmed and they got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other in Eighth
I wanna just in the ocean
My car looked like it was a explosion
Why does life have to be so
Don't laugh next it could be your car