Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it be.
Hey, Abbott
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: Im you their names!
Costello: Well on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, on first?
Thats it!
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: Thats name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats name?
Yeah!
Costello: go ahead and tell me!
Who is on first.
Costello: are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys on first base?
Whats the guys name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then me the fellas name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
Abbott: is the guys name on second base!
Costello: playin second?
Abbott: Whos first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: Thats how he it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Thats how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on base gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. the guys name on first base you give the money to?
Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is the guys name on first base
Abbott: What is on base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I dont
Both: base.
You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine without a pitcher.
Whats his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont to tell me today?
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: time what?
Costello: What tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The name?
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont tell me, tomorrow do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: I cant help that.
All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing said right.
Costello: I dont know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
You throw the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
Abbott: not saying it
I said, I throw the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to base, somebodys gotta get it.
Abbott: So Who it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He get it! So I throw the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Whatd you
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!