Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball Lou?
Costello: Hey, all people gonna be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't is on third
Are you the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: Then tell me the names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well whos on
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you!
Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it!
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: Thats name?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on
Abbott: it.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! on first?
Now wait a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Whats the guys name on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a first
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: the guys name on first base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin
Abbott: Whos first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the to somebody on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: it.
Thats who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of
Abbott: Yes, now
Costello: he his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how it look to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys on first base you give the money to?
Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife comes and collects it.
Whose wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im to find out is whats the guys name on first base
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left fielders
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know
Both: base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a team without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: time what?
Costello: What tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The name?
Today.
Costello: Today. You wanna tell me, tomorrow do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I dont even know what Im about!
Abbott: thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You the ball to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally gets the ball
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
Abbott: not saying it
Costello: I said, I throw the to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get it.
Abbott: So Who it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I dont a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!