Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you my ball club Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
So you the manager?
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
I sure do.
Costello: Then tell me the names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Abbott: Im telling you names!
Well whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im you, whos on first?
Abbott: it!
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: whose name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Thats the mans name!
Costello: Thats name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, on first?
Thats it.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes on third. Now were not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a first
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas name first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
Abbott: What is the guys on second base!
Costello: playin second?
Abbott: playin first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy that you the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it.
Thats how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: Thats how he it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you me for?
Abbott: Now down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
Costello: he puts his on it.
Abbott: No, Who his name on it
How
Abbott: and what puts his on it
How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it look to
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it look to
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first base you the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. his wife comes down and collects it.
Whose wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is the guys name on first base
Abbott: is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left fielders
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Abbott: I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The left name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I dont
Both: base.
Costello: You got a on this team?
Wouldnt be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to me today?
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: What what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers
Whats on second.
Costello: I know.
Third base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve right.
Costello: I dont even know what Im about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You the ball to first base.
Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
You throw the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Abbott: Youre not it
I said, I throw the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I it to who?
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I the ball to Naturally.
You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I dont a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!