Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you my ball club Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Well it should be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
I understand they made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
I sure do.
Costello: Then me the guys names.
I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Im telling you their names!
Costello: whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you!
Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on
Abbott: it!
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: Thats name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Whats the name on first?
No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on
Abbott: Now a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a first
Yes.
Costello: tell me the fellas name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys on first base?
Abbott: What is the guys name on base!
Costello: Whos second?
Abbott: playin first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a
Sure.
Costello: How does he the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Thats how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: it.
Costello: who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: how does he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: Thats how he it!
You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am you. The
Costello: Well go and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Well now wait a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of
Yes, now wait
Costello: he his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who his name on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy his name, how does it look to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. the guys name on first base you give the money to?
Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im to find out is whats the guys name on first base
Abbott: is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all these got
Costello: All Im to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know
Third base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Abbott: Im you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
What time what?
Costello: What tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Whats on second.
Costello: I know.
Both: base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You wanna tell me, tomorrow do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first youve said right.
Costello: I dont know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally the ball andNat
Abbott: You the ball to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
Abbott: You the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Abbott: not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I it to who?
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on and I dont give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!