Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you my ball club Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a of a game!
Abbott: Well it be.
Costello: Hey,
What?
Costello: I understand they you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
So you the manager?
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those players awful funny names.
Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you!
Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im you, whos on first?
Thats it!
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: whose name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: whose name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go and tell me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, whos on
Abbott: it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: the guys name on first?
No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! Whos on
Abbott: Now a minute. Dontdont change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the guys on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Look, you got a first baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
Abbott: is the guys name on second base!
Whos playin second?
Abbott: playin first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont
Yeah.
Costello: he give you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it.
Costello: how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base you a piece of paper
Yes, now wait
Costello: he his name on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How does the name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it look to
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
When the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
How? Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name on first base
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just Id tell you.
Costello: The left name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: you all these players got
Costello: All Im to figure out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I dont
Both: base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on this
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine without a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Abbott: Im you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: What what?
Costello: What tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: Well I help that.
Costello: All right. You now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now the first thing youve said right.
I dont even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the to first base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball
Abbott: You throw the ball to base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally gets the andand
Abbott: You the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
Abbott: Youre not it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: I dont know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Abbott: you say?
Costello: I said, I dont a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!