Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my club Lou?
Hey, all those people gonna be at the game today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Well it should be.
Costello: Hey,
What?
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of this whole great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to people.
Abbott: Why Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball players awful names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on
Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Thats whose name?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: Thats name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: the guys name on first?
No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats what Im you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. Dontdont the players.
Costello: Im not nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas name first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys name on first
Abbott: What is the guys on second base!
Costello: Whos playin
Whos playin first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: dollar of it.
Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it.
Costello: how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
Costello: are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who signs his own
Abbott: No, Who his.
Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
Costello: he puts his on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on base
Abbott: is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just Id tell you.
Costello: The left name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Im not askin you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know
Both: base.
Costello: You got a on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a team without a pitcher.
Whats his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to me today?
Abbott: Im you.
Then go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: What what?
Costello: time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know the pitchers name?
Whats on second.
Costello: I know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Now thats the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: Thats all I to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally the ball andNat
Abbott: You the ball to first base.
Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: gets the ball andand
You throw the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I it to who?
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!