Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my club Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is gonna be a of a game!
Well it should be.
Costello: Hey,
What?
Costello: I understand made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those ball awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: Then tell me the names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: Im you their names!
Costello: Well whos on
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: Thats whose
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: the mans name!
Costello: Thats whose
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Whats the name on first?
No, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: what Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the fellas playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: the guys name on first base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin
Abbott: Whos first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman month, who gets the money?
Abbott: dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: he give you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy that you give the to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Thats how he signs it.
Costello: how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the
He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone without having em the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
What are you askin me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on base?
Abbott: Well now a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a of paper
Yes, now wait
Costello: he his name on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the mans to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on first
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left fielders
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Well I just thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know
Third base.
Costello: You got a on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Abbott: Im you.
Then go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do
Im telling you.
Costello: So the catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: Well I help that.
Costello: All right. You now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing said right.
Costello: I even know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now whos got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
I throw the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the ball to base.
Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally gets the ball
Abbott: You the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Abbott: not saying it
I said, I throw the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I it to who?
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
Abbott: So Who it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I give a darn!
Abbott: you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!