Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball club
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they you the manager of this here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
So you the manager?
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I em on the street or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill you to the boys. They give em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they those ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Abbott: I do.
Costello: Then me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Knows on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the guys
Im telling you their names!
Costello: Well on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go ahead and me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you!
Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: Thats whose
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: the mans name!
Thats whose name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im askin you, on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: Thats Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. the guys name on first base?
Abbott: the guys name on second base.
Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not about him.
Look, you got a first baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then tell me the name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: the guys name on first base?
Abbott: is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos playin
Abbott: playin first.
Costello: I know.
Hes on third base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the
Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont
Yeah.
Costello: Does he give you a
Sure.
Costello: How he sign the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Thats how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how he sign his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
Costello: You! just dont give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now down. Im not asking you, I am telling you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on base gives you a piece of paper
Yes, now wait
Costello: he his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who puts his on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
Costello: How does it to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how does it to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys name on base
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I just Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought Id you.
Costello: The left name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: you all these players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is the guys name in leftfield.
Now, Whats on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I dont
Third base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine team a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: What what?
Costello: What tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont tell me, tomorrow do you?
Abbott: Im you.
So the catchers name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve right.
Costello: I dont even know what Im about!
Abbott: thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the to first base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You throw the to first base.
Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: gets the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Abbott: be.
Costello: guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: I dont know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I give a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!