Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball club
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, this is be a whopper of a game!
Well it should be.
Costello: Hey,
What?
Costello: I understand made you the manager of this here whole great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They give em funny though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the team we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Know is on third
Costello: Are you the
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
I sure do.
Costello: Then me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Im telling you their names!
Costello: whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im you!
Im not asking you, Im telling you.
Costello: You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, on first?
Abbott: it!
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Thats his name.
Costello: Thats name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Thats whose name?
Yeah!
Costello: go ahead and tell me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Whats the guys on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats what Im askin you! on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I you a simple question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the guys name on base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now not talking about him.
Costello: Look, you got a baseman?
Yes.
Costello: tell me the fellas name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos second?
Whos playin first.
Costello: I know.
Hes on third base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who the money?
Abbott: Every of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy that you the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it.
Costello: Thats how who it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Thats who?
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how does he his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it!
Costello: You! YouYou just give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
Costello: What are you me for?
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not you, I am telling you. The
Costello: go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a of paper
Yes, now wait
Costello: he puts his on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you he signs his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: the guy signs his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on base you give the money to?
Who! After all, the mans entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his comes down and collects it.
Whose wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im to find out is whats the guys name on first base
What is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
Costello: I know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I thought Id tell you.
Costello: The fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all these got
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know
Both: base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on this
Abbott: Wouldnt be a fine without a pitcher.
Costello: his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to me today?
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: time?
Abbott: time what?
Costello: time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the pitchers name?
Abbott: on second.
Costello: I know.
Third base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont tell me, tomorrow do you?
Abbott: Im you.
So the catchers name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: I cant help that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve right.
Costello: I dont even know Im talkin about!
Abbott: thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
You throw the ball to first base.
Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally gets the andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I the ball to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I it to who?
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, somebodys get it.
Abbott: So Who it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
Costello: I the ball to Naturally.
You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a long fly to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I give a darn!
Abbott: you say?
Costello: I said, I dont a darn!
Oh, thats our shortstop!