Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the game
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: Well it be.
Costello: Hey,
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they you the manager of this here whole great team.
Why not?
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the street or in the Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I they give those ball players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Are you the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
I sure do.
Costello: Then me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, Whos on first, Whats on second, I Dont on third and then you
You the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You the guys names?
Abbott: Im you their names!
Costello: whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
Costello: You aint me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Thats it!
Costello: Well go ahead and me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Thats whose name?
Yes.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: Thats the name!
Costello: whose name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Whats the guys name on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Im not askin you whos on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats what Im you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a question. Whats the guys name on first base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now were not talking him.
Costello: Look, you got a first
Yes.
Costello: tell me the fellas name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Thats his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the name on first base?
Abbott: is the guys name on second base!
Costello: playin second?
Abbott: playin first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, when you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the
Every dollar of it.
Costello: Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How does he sign the
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Thats how he signs it.
Costello: how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: When you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the
He does!
Costello: Well how does he his name?
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it!
Costello: You! YouYou just dont give money to someone having em sign the receipt!
Abbott: No! Who it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am you. The
Costello: Well go and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first base?
Abbott: Well now a minute. What signs his own receipt.
Costello: Who his own receipt?
No, Who signs his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first base gives you a piece of
Abbott: Yes, now
he puts his name on it.
Abbott: No, Who his name on it
How
Abbott: and what his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he his name?
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy signs his name, how it look to you?
Now thats how it looks. Who.
Costello: Who?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. Whats the guys name on first you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the entitled to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his wife down and collects it.
Costello: wife?
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is the guys name on first base
Abbott: is on second base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: I just thought Id tell you.
The left fielders name?
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im tryin to out is whats the guys name in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I know
Both: base.
You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldnt be a team without a pitcher.
Whats his name?
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Im telling you.
Costello: go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: time what?
What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
You got a catcher?
Sure.
Costello: The name?
Today.
Costello: Today. You dont wanna tell me, tomorrow do
Im telling you.
Costello: So the name?
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Now youve got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a couple of on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get behind the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im throw the guy out at first base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Now thats the first thing youve said right.
Costello: I dont know what Im talkin about!
Abbott: Well all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to base. Now whos got it?
Naturally. Now youve got it.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He gets the ball. Naturally gets the ball
Abbott: You throw the ball to base.
Costello: Then who it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
Abbott: You throw the to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
Youre not saying it
Costello: I said, I throw the to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the to first base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Okay. Now I ask you, who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Now listen
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I throw the ball to base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy up and hits a long fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I know! Hes on third and I dont give a darn!
Whatd you say?
Costello: I said, I dont a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!