Luyện nghe bài hát Who's On First?

Abbott: How do you how do you like my ball Lou?
Costello: Hey, all those people gonna be at the today?
Certainly.
Costello: Ah, is gonna be a whopper of a game!
Abbott: it should be.
Hey, Abbott
Abbott:
Costello: I understand they made you the manager of here whole great team.
Abbott: Why
Costello: So you the
I'm the manager!
Costello: Well, you know, Id like to know some of the guys names on the team so when I meet em on the or in the ballpark Ill be able to say, Hello, to those people.
Abbott: Why sure Ill introduce you to the boys. They em funny names though, Lou.
Costello: Oh I know they give those players awful funny names.
Abbott: Well, lets see, on the we have uh Whos on first, Whats on second, I Don't Know is on third
Are you the manager?
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Abbott: I do.
Costello: tell me the guys names.
Abbott: I say, on first, Whats on second, I Dont Knows on third and then you
Costello: You the
Yes.
Costello: You know the names?
Abbott: Im telling you names!
Well whos on first?
Yeah.
Costello: Go and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
Costello: The guy playin base.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who is on first!
Costello: What are you me for? Im askin you!
Abbott: Im not asking you, Im you.
You aint tellin me nothin. Im askin you, whos on first?
Abbott: it!
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who!
Costello: The guy on base.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: whose name?
Yes.
Costello: Well go and tell me.
Abbott: the mans name!
Thats whose name?
Yeah!
Costello: Well go ahead and me!
Who is on first.
Costello: What are you askin me for? Im you, whos on first?
Abbott: it.
Costello: go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Whats the guys on first?
Abbott: No, on second.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Abbott: on first.
Costello: Thats Im askin you! Whos on first?
Abbott: Now wait a minute. change the players.
Costello: Im not changin nobody! I asked you a simple question. Whats the guys name on base?
Abbott: Whats the name on second base.
Costello: Im not askin you on second!
Whos on first.
Costello: I know.
Abbott: Hes on third. Now not talking about him.
Look, you got a first baseman?
Yes.
Costello: Then me the fellas name playin first.
Who.
Costello: The guy first.
Abbott: his name.
Costello: WaitWhats the guys on first base?
What is the guys name on second base!
Costello: Whos second?
Abbott: playin first.
I dont know.
Abbott: Hes on base.
Costello: Look, you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: dollar of it.
Yeah. Look, you gotta pay the money to somebody on first base, dont you?
Yeah.
Costello: Does he you a receipt?
Sure.
Costello: How he sign the receipt?
Who.
Costello: The guy that you the money to.
Who.
Costello: The guy you give the to.
Abbott: how he signs it.
Thats how who signs it?
Yes.
Costello: Well go and tell me!?Abbott: Thats it.
Costello: Thats
Yeah.
Costello: you give the guy the money, doesnt he have to sign the receipt?
He does!
Costello: Well how does he sign his
Who.
Costello: The guy you the money to.
Abbott: Thats how he it!
Costello: You! YouYou just give money to someone without having em sign the receipt!
No! Who signs it.
Costello: What are you askin me
Abbott: Now calm down. Im not asking you, I am you. The
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Whats the guys name that signs the receipt on first
Abbott: Well now wait a minute. signs his own receipt.
Who signs his own receipt?
Abbott: No, Who his.
Costello: Im askin you, when the guy on first gives you a piece of paper
Abbott: Yes, now
Costello: he his name on it.
No, Who puts his name on it
How
Abbott: and puts his name on it
Costello: How does the fellas name on first base look to you when he signs his
Who.
To you.
Abbott: how it does.
How does it look to you?
Who!
To you.
Who!
To you.
Abbott: Who!
Costello: When the guy his name, how does it look to you?
Abbott: Now how it looks. Who.
Costello: How?
Who.
Costello: Im askin you. the guys name on first base you give the money to?
Abbott: Who! After all, the mans to it
Who is?
Abbott: Yes. Sometimes his comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose
Yeah, sure.
Costello: All Im tryin to find out is whats the guys on first base
Abbott: What is on base.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Abbott: on first.
I dont know.
Hes third...
Costello: base, I know.
Yeah.
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The left name?
Why.
Costello: I thought Id ask you.
Abbott: Well I just thought Id you.
Costello: The left fielders
Why!?
HmmBecause!
Oh, hes centerfield.
Oh
Abbott: Told you all players got
Costello: All Im tryin to figure out is whats the guys in leftfield.
Abbott: Now, on second.
Costello: Im not you whos on second.
Whos on first.
Costello: I dont
Both: base.
Costello: You got a pitcher on team?
Abbott: be a fine team without a pitcher.
Costello: Whats his
Tomorrow.
Costello: You dont want to tell me
Abbott: Im you.
Then go ahead.
Tomorrow!?
Costello: What
Abbott: What what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you tell me whos pitching?
Now listen. Who is not
Costello: Ill break your arm, you say whos on first! I want to know whats the name?
Abbott: on second.
I dont know.
Both: base!
Costello: You got a
Sure.
Costello: The catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. You wanna tell me, tomorrow do you?
Im telling you.
Costello: So the catchers
Today.
Costello: Today. And pitching.
Abbott: Now got it!
Now Ive got it
Hey!
Costello: All we got is a of days on the team!
Abbott: Well I cant that.
Costello: All right. You know now, Im a good catcher. Now, I get the plate and Tomorrows pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up.
Yes.
Costello: Now when he gets up, me being a good catcher, Im gonna throw the guy out at base. So the guy bunts the ball. I pick up the ball; Im gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now thats the first thing youve right.
Costello: I even know what Im talkin about!
Well thatsThats all you have
Costello: Thats all I have to do is to throw the ball to first base. Now got it?
Abbott: Naturally. Now got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, gotta get the ball! Now whos got it?
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello:
Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the and I throw it to Naturally.
No, no, no, no
Costello: He the ball. Naturally gets the ball andNat
Abbott: You the ball to first base.
Then who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: So I up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No!
Costello: Naturally the ball andand
Abbott: You the ball to Who.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Costello: Thats Im saying!
Abbott: Youre not it
Costello: I said, I throw the to Naturally.
No you dont!
Costello: I throw it to
Naturally.
Costello: what Im saying!
No it isnt.
Costello: I throw the ball to base, somebodys gotta get it.
So Who gets it.
Naturally.
Abbott: it.
Costello: Okay. Now I ask you, who it?
Naturally.
Costello: as you!
Abbott: Now
Costello: I throw the to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who!?Costello: who gets it?
Naturally.
Costello: He better get it! So I the ball to first base.
All right.
Costello: Whoever gets it drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Now, Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know it back to Tomorrow, triple play.
Could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and hits a fly ball to Because.
Yes.
Costello: Why? I dont know! Hes on third and I give a darn!
Abbott: Whatd you
I said, I dont give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, our shortstop!