Who's Got The Crack?

Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
Theres no such thing as a gentle toke
Theres no such thing as panama jack

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?
Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?

I am a goat in a moat with a boat

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?
Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?
Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
Its hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but Im feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right

Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?
Whos got the crack? Whos got the crack?
Whos got the crack?