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[Ghostface Congratulations, we have refreshments and glass water's ya choice, put ice I'm missing a g-note, fixed But the only thing fixed, is the holes we put in the dykes is okay, my voice is extraordinaire The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated polar bears I don't play with baking soda in my older years Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to my beard Check one, two, Sonny, Bob to dim the lights up You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees My robes is a murder statement, you fucking rode rage Ladies and gentlemen, and girls of all ages, I pack metal like braces Not for the fingers, bitches fighting over my Y'all to chill, sit the fuck down and fix ya makeup Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya Bentley Farnsworth, check him proudly We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, and Nas Also 50 Cent, Terror Squad From the top, we the great Luda, Jeezy and Wayne T.I., Rick Ross, Rich Boy, and The Game And for my ladies, we have, with Usher Y'all have a seat, we be back, mothafucka...
[Interlude: Shawn Come on, this commercial almost over OutKast, M.J.G., you're at Talib's Fab, U.G.K., table seven, go, come on Yo, Beans, Toney "Good looking on that haze" Commercial, come on, go, guys... Coming in, five, four, three, two, one...
Killah] Yeah, out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones Mary J. Blige, her shades on, I could tell by her stones On the left, we have Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double an event, peace to Denzel Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well
[Interlude: Killah (Shawn Wigs)] and gents, ladies and gents... Alright, alright, have a seat, a seat... Without further adiou, he no introduction He is my co-host... Ripple! (Alright, is this thing on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come Got a hundred dollar tattooed on my cock Heard you to... blow money... hahaha)
[Shawn It was amazing, I seen Robin and Robin Leech Robin Williams, Givens and Meryl Streep A real award show, there's West Pamela Anderson, and she brought of them breasts Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding Britney's skirt No more looks, you gotta put in work To get a glimpse, seen Don with all of his pimps And they hoes on they side, sipping four-fives And Dean...
[Ghostface Excuse me, have you Alicia Keys? Tell her the limo's outside, she's with me The Don, y'all rappers steal my ash trays My coat hangers is diamonded out my last gates Superhead, gave the low to Halle She said, before Whitney, she was with Bobby Mos Def, The Roots, Common and Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she O.J... word?