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[Ghostface Congratulations, we have refreshments and bracelets water's ya choice, put ice I'm a g-note, fixed price But the only thing fixed, is the holes we put in the dykes Rocks is okay, my is extraordinaire The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated polar bears Hope I play with baking soda in my older years Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to my beard Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the up You see the studs, I want the red to hit it right are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees My robes is a murder statement, you fucking with rage and gentlemen, boys and girls Children of all ages, I pack like braces Not for the fingers, bitches fighting my paper Y'all need to chill, sit the fuck and fix ya makeup Ghost is ya host, so me, hand me ya coats Bentley Farnsworth, I'll him proudly We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, and Nas Also performing 50 Cent, Terror From the top, we have the great Luda, and Wayne T.I., Rick Ross, Boy, Snoop and The Game And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo Usher Y'all have a seat, we be back, mothafucka...
Shawn Wigs] Come on, commercial break's almost over OutKast, M.J.G., at Talib's table Fab, U.G.K., seven, let's go, come on Yo, Beans, Toney said "Good looking on haze" Commercial, come on, go, guys... back in, five, four, three, two, one...
[Ghostface Yeah, out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars They play for DipSet, E-40, Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones Mary J. Blige, with her on, I could tell by her stones On the left, we Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double What an event, to Denzel Give this man a of applause, he do it so well [applause]
[Interlude: Killah (Shawn Wigs)] and gents, ladies and gents... Alright, alright, a seat, have a seat... Without adiou, he needs no introduction He is my co-host... Ripple! (Alright, is thing on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come here Got a hundred dollar bill on my cock Heard you like to... money... hahaha)
[Shawn It was amazing, I seen Thicke and Robin Leech Robin Williams, Givens and Meryl Streep A real award show, there's Kanye Pamela Anderson, and she brought both of breasts Paris Hilton and Lindsay, down Britney's skirt No more looks, you gotta put in work To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan all of his pimps And hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives And Dean...
[Ghostface Excuse me, have you seen Keys? Tell her the outside, she's bouncing with me The Don, y'all rappers steal my ash trays My coat hangers is diamonded out my last gates Superhead, gave the low to Halle She said, Whitney, she was fucking with Bobby Mos Def, The Roots, and Nelly Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, 6 Maf', yo, and she fucked O.J... word?