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Killah] Congratulations, we have refreshments and glass water's ya choice, put ice I'm missing a g-note, fixed But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the is okay, my voice is extraordinaire The man that with lions, hiberated with polar bears Hope I play with baking soda in my older years sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the up You see the studs, I want the red to hit it right Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the My robes is a murder statement, you fucking with rode and gentlemen, boys and girls Children of all ages, I pack like braces Not for the fingers, bitches fighting my paper Y'all need to chill, sit the fuck and fix ya makeup Ghost is ya host, so me, hand me ya coats Bentley Farnsworth, I'll check him We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, and Nas performing 50 Cent, Terror Squad From the top, we have the Luda, Jeezy and Wayne T.I., Ross, Rich Boy, Snoop and The Game And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo with Y'all a seat, we be right back, mothafucka...
[Interlude: Wigs] Come on, commercial break's almost over OutKast, M.J.G., you're at table Fab, U.G.K., table seven, go, come on Yo, Beans, Toney "Good looking on that haze" Commercial, on, let's go, guys... back in, five, four, three, two, one...
[Ghostface Yeah, out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars They play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Mary J. Blige, her shades on, I could tell by her stones On the left, we Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus Murray, Redman, hitting that double Dutch What an event, to Denzel Give this man a round of applause, he do it so [applause]
[Interlude: Killah (Shawn Wigs)] and gents, ladies and gents... Alright, alright, a seat, have a seat... Without further adiou, he no introduction He is my co-host... Ripple! (Alright, is this on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come here Got a hundred dollar bill on my cock Heard you to... blow money... hahaha)
Wigs] It was amazing, I seen Thicke and Robin Leech Williams, Robin Givens and Meryl Streep A real award show, there's Kanye Pamela Anderson, and she brought of them breasts Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding down skirt No more free looks, you gotta put in To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan all of his pimps And they hoes on they side, sipping they And Dean...
[Ghostface Excuse me, have you seen Keys? her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me The Don, y'all rappers steal my ash trays My hangers is diamonded out like my last gates Superhead, gave the low scoop to She said, before Whitney, she was fucking Bobby Mos Def, The Roots, and Nelly Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she fucked O.J...