Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head feels as big as a dad basketball
It's a shame I'm a
Red eyes both day and night
My all stuffed up tight again

Oh no back
Another allergy attack
I bought Sudafed
And took the whole pack
And I still can't breathe and I and I hack

I want to live where the grass grow
I'm sick and tired of my nose
again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So congestion in my chest
Doctor's said it might be best
For me to move where the pollen is low
the grass don't grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of snifflin night time
achin stuffy head coughin
Wake up on the top of your tour bus for me
(coughs)

I sold my blower
My two horsepower push
see me outdoors this time of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a getting
My hay fever is getting
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And dust everywhere
And is enough

I want to where the grass don't grow
A big high rise or a small
If I never blow again it'll be too
ever touch another garden tool
I'll sip Margueritas by the pool
There will be one seed I'll have to sew
Where the grass grow

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live the grass don't grow
killing me here where the mulch blowers blow
I've everything I know to do
Can't keep the sneezin cough
Try to give my sinuses a
I'm going to go the pollen count is low
Where the grass don't

(Sneezes and coughs end)