Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head feels as big as a dad basketball
It's a shame I'm a
Red eyes both day and night
My head's all stuffed up again

Oh no spring's
dang allergy attack
I bought some
And took the whole dern
And I still can't breathe and I and I hack

I want to live the grass don't grow
I'm sick and of blowin my nose
Never again will you hear me go
So congestion in my chest
Doctor's that it might be best
For me to where the pollen count is low
Where the grass grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that snifflin night
Sneezin achin stuffy head
Wake up on the top of tour bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I sold my blower
My two horsepower mower
Won't see me outdoors this of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a rough
My hay fever is getting
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And dust everywhere
And is enough

I want to live where the grass grow
A big rise or a small condo
If I never blow again it'll be too
Won't ever another garden tool
sip Margueritas by the swimming pool
There will be one less seed have to sew
Where the grass don't

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to where the grass don't grow
It's killing me here where the blowers blow
I've tried everything I to do
Can't the sneezin cough suppressed
Try to give my sinuses a
I'm going to go where the pollen is low
the grass don't grow

(Sneezes and coughs end)