Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my feels as big as a dad blang basketball
It's a I'm a sight
Red eyes itchy day and night
My head's all stuffed up again

Oh no spring's
Another dang attack
I bought Sudafed
And the whole dern pack
And I can't breathe and I cough and I hack

I want to live the grass don't grow
I'm sick and of blowin my nose
Never will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So much congestion in my
Doctor's said that it might be
For me to move where the pollen is low
Where the grass don't

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of that snifflin time
achin stuffy head coughin
Wake up on the top of your bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I sold my blower
My two horsepower push
Won't see me outdoors time of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a getting
My hay is getting tough
I'm all out of Vicks Rub
And there's dust
And enough is

I want to where the grass don't grow
A big high rise or a condo
If I never blow again it'll be too
Won't ever touch another garden
I'll sip Margueritas by the swimming
There will be one less seed have to sew
Where the don't grow

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live where the don't grow
It's killing me where the mulch blowers blow
I've tried everything I to do
Can't keep the cough suppressed
Try to give my sinuses a
I'm going to go where the pollen is low
the grass don't grow

(Sneezes and till end)