Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head as big as a dad blang basketball
It's a I'm a sight
Red eyes both day and night
My head's all stuffed up tight

Oh no spring's
Another dang allergy
I bought some
And the whole dern pack
And I still can't breathe and I cough and I

I want to live where the grass grow
I'm sick and tired of blowin my
Never will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So much in my chest
Doctor's said that it might be
For me to move the pollen count is low
the grass don't grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of snifflin night time
Sneezin stuffy head coughin
Wake up on the top of your bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I sold my blower
My two horsepower mower
Won't see me outdoors this time of
(coughs)
This is a getting rough
My hay fever is tough
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And there's dust
And is enough

I want to live where the grass don't
A big high or a small condo
If I blow again it'll be too soon
Won't ever touch another tool
I'll sip by the swimming pool
There be one less seed I'll have to sew
Where the don't grow

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live where the grass grow
It's killing me here the mulch blowers blow
I've tried everything I to do
Can't keep the sneezin suppressed
Try to give my sinuses a
I'm to go where the pollen count is low
Where the don't grow

(Sneezes and coughs end)