Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head feels as big as a dad basketball
It's a I'm a sight
Red eyes itchy both day and
My head's all stuffed up tight

Oh no back
Another dang allergy
I bought Sudafed
And the whole dern pack
And I can't breathe and I cough and I hack

I want to live where the grass don't
I'm sick and of blowin my nose
Never again will you hear me go
So much in my chest
said that it might be best
For me to where the pollen count is low
the grass don't grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of snifflin night time
Sneezin stuffy head coughin
Wake up on the top of tour bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I sold my leaf
My two push mower
Won't see me this time of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a getting
My hay is getting tough
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And there's everywhere
And enough is

I want to live where the grass grow
A big high or a small condo
If I blow again it'll be too soon
Won't ever another garden tool
I'll sip Margueritas by the pool
There be one less seed I'll have to sew
Where the grass don't

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live where the grass grow
It's killing me here the mulch blowers blow
tried everything I know to do
Can't the sneezin cough suppressed
Try to give my a rest
I'm to go where the pollen count is low
Where the don't grow

(Sneezes and coughs end)