Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head as big as a dad blang basketball
It's a shame I'm a
Red itchy both day and night
My all stuffed up tight again

Oh no spring's
Another dang attack
I some Sudafed
And the whole dern pack
And I still can't breathe and I cough and I

I want to live where the don't grow
I'm and tired of blowin my nose
Never again will you me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So much in my chest
said that it might be best
For me to move where the pollen is low
the grass don't grow

I wonder if Tim McGraw's got any of snifflin night time
Sneezin stuffy head coughin
up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I my leaf blower
My two horsepower mower
Won't see me outdoors this of year
(coughs)
This is a getting rough
My hay fever is tough
I'm all out of Vapo Rub
And there's dust
And enough is

I want to live where the don't grow
A big high rise or a condo
If I never again it'll be too soon
Won't ever touch another tool
sip Margueritas by the swimming pool
There will be one less seed have to sew
Where the grass grow

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live the grass don't grow
It's me here where the mulch blowers blow
I've tried I know to do
Can't keep the sneezin suppressed
Try to give my a rest
I'm going to go where the count is low
Where the don't grow

(Sneezes and coughs end)