Luyện nghe bài hát Where the Grass Don't Grow

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP)
New & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC)

(Coughs)
Ahhhh...uh
Oh (coughs)

Ah my head as big as a dad blang basketball
It's a I'm a sight
Red itchy both day and night
My all stuffed up tight again

Oh no spring's
Another dang allergy
I bought Sudafed
And took the dern pack
And I still can't and I cough and I hack

I to live where the grass don't grow
I'm sick and tired of blowin my
Never again will you me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So much congestion in my
Doctor's said that it might be
For me to move where the pollen is low
Where the grass grow

I wonder if Tim got any of that snifflin night time
Sneezin achin head coughin
Wake up on the top of your bus medicine for me
(coughs)

I sold my blower
My two horsepower push
see me outdoors this time of year
(coughs)
This ragweed is a rough
My hay fever is tough
I'm all out of Vicks Rub
And dust everywhere
And is enough

I want to live the grass don't grow
A big high or a small condo
If I blow again it'll be too soon
ever touch another garden tool
I'll sip by the swimming pool
There will be one less I'll have to sew
Where the grass don't

(Coughs and sneezes)
:Oh my
we go

I want to live where the don't grow
It's killing me here where the mulch blowers
I've everything I know to do
Can't the sneezin cough suppressed
Try to my sinuses a rest
I'm going to go where the count is low
the grass don't grow

(Sneezes and coughs end)