Where's The Beer? - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Jim: Hey Steve, Welcome to the studio. Glad you to be here today.
Stone Cold: Yeah, I'm glad to be here. Got everything ready right?
Jim: I got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone.
Stone Cold: Uh, Where..
Jim: Just like you told me.
Stone Cold: Where's the beer?
Jim: Um.. You didn't mention beer.
Stone Cold: I specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer?
Jim: Sorry, sorry my mistake I'll get some beer?
Stone Cold: It have happened to anybody ok? Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning.
Jim: It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon Steve.
Stone Cold: What are you saying?
Jim: I, no it's just. Hey, lets listen to the track I think you're going to be happy.
Stone Cold: Good, I been looking forward to it. Hard n' Heavy right?
Jim: Hard n' Heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of Steve Austin... and just take a
listen see what you think.
Stone Cold: Sensative side?
Jim: Well just take a listen.
Stone Cold: Alright I'll take a listen, but but I told you Hard n' Heavy.
Jim: It's really Hard n' Heavy.
Stone Cold: Ok, good.
Jim: What you think? Good aye?
Stone Cold: Good? Your kidding me right?
Jim: No?
Stone Cold: Man I told you Hard n' Heavy I told you Rock n' Roll!
Jim: Well Steve, that was..
Stone Cold: That wasn't Rock n' Roll!
Jim: It's just another look at Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone Cold: Hmmm??
Jim: Broaden broaden broaden your character you know?

Stone Cold: Yes yes yes a different look at Stone Cold Steve Aus.. I'm not looking for a different look at Stone
Cold steve Austin!
Jim: ...
Stone Cold: I told you what I wanted!
Jim: Ok...
Stone Cold: That's not what I wanted, clearly that's not what I wanted!
Jim: Sorry...what would make it more to your liking?
Stone Cold: You want me to show you something?
Jim: Yeah, why don't you...
Stone Cold: Which guitar can I use?
Jim: The 6 string Acoustic Guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand.
Stone Cold: Jim, an Acoustic Guitar has no place on this track!
Jim: Well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the Acoustic.
Stone Cold: So now your going to tell me Stone Cold Steve Austin how to play the Acoustic Guitar, and if I play
it harder, if I twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more Rock n' Roll, more violent!?
Jim: Yeah... Why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think.
Stone Cold: Ok, let me pick up the Acoustic Guitar and we'll see what happens.
Stone Cold: Ha Ha Ha!
Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all.
Jim: Yeeaah, I did... yeah I saw that.
Stone Cold:
I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!!
Hey, look at it this way Jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. Why you sit here and
play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one.
Jim: That's a good point.
Stone Cold: Charge it to Vince. Ha ha HA!