Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield

Ring, Ring,
(Jimmy talking like female)Hello
Hello, hey is Cindy in huh
(Jimmy talking like female)No who is this
What do you mean who is this, this is Jimmy Hart the Mouth Of The South,
where is she?
(Jimmy talking like female)She's gone to the Rick Springfield concert
Rick Springfield!!!
I called my chick on the phone last night
Her mother said she was gone for the night
She had two tickets to a Rock"n"Roll show, to see her working class hero
So I jumped in my car, and I cruised down town
I could hear the music playing' from a mile around
So I got me a ticket, and I walked inside
I could see him standing there in the spotlight(spotlight)
Eat your hart out Rick Springfield
Cause she's my girl and she always will
Be the only girl for me
Ain't no Rock"n"Roll singer going to take her away from me
I called my chick the very next day
She was watching TV it was Dr.Narrowed Drake
She said(he's so handsome and he's so cool)
She made me so sick I wanted to puke
So I got me a guitar, and rented some shoes
And I'm learning how to sing and I'm learning how to move
And I'm writing this song down just for you
Then all the girls will think I'm so cooooolllllllll(I'm so
cooooolllllllll)
Eat your hart out Rick Springfield
Cause she's my girl and she always will
Be the only girl for me
Ain't no Rock"n"Roll singer going to take her away from me
Eat your hart out Rick Springfield
Cause she's my girl and she always will
Be the only girl for me
Ain't no Rock"n"Roll singer going to take her away from me
Eat your hart out Rick Springfield
Cause she's my girl and she always will
Be the only girl for me
Ain't no Rock"n"Roll singer going to take her away from me
Yeah that's it girl
You want to steal Jesse's girl, know you want my girl
Hey baby, you're cruisin' for a bruisen Rick
Hahahahahaaa
If I could put my hands on you
Jesse's girl, my girl everybody's girl
You want everyone to go home.................