Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much time the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're no more
That's odd
Larry: I know I for sure
Have you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's next to the phone
Petunia: That's what I but now's it not
I guess I have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are again
Larry: They're again
Together: The stick-it pads have their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The bands were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were always
Petunia: Reams of paper raining
Raining, raining down
Together: Legal a plenty
Pads: We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: Never less than
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Larry: The ballpoint are gone again
Petunia: They're again
Together: run out of packing slips
Petunia: my prints will come
Please replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints will
Larry: the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper
The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: gone again
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the gone?

This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.