Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom
Larry: I tried drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: odd
Larry: I I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the masking
Larry: It's right next to the
Petunia: what I thought but now's it not
I I should have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
What happened to our clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are again
Larry: gone again
Together: The pads have lost their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands were in their
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Rubber Bands: drawer, middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were more
Petunia: Reams of paper down
Raining, raining down
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal Pads: We're
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never less than
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint are gone again
They're gone again
Together: We've run out of slips
Someday my prints will come
Larry: Please replace the
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Larry: Our manila
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Petunia: we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
What happened to our clips?
Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are again
They're gone again
Together: The all have flattened tips
have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.