Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

We don't have much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
They're in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: odd
Larry: I know I thought for
Petunia: you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's next to the phone
That's what I thought but now's it not
I guess I should known
Together: Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint are gone again
They're gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost stick
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: in the middle drawer
Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light bulbs easy to
Yes!
Larry: were always more
Petunia: Reams of raining down
Raining, raining down
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal We're legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're again
We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Please replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Larry: Our manila
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our clips?
Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: The are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
Together: The Sharpies all flattened tips
Where have all the gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.