Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you seen the scissors,
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but there no more
That's odd
Larry: I know I thought for
Petunia: Have you the masking tape?
Larry: right next to the phone
Petunia: That's I thought but now's it not
I guess I have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
What happened to our clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone
Larry: They're again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the middle
Rubber Bands: drawer, middle drawer
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There always more
Petunia: of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, down
Together: Legal a plenty
Pads: We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
happened to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're again
Together: We've run out of packing
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Please replace the toner
Petunia: we'll find more of
Larry: Our folders
Someday my prints will come
Larry: Where's the printer
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Together: Adhesive shipping
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: clips
Larry: The ballpoints are gone
Petunia: gone again
Together: The all have flattened tips
have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.