Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We have much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Larry: I that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
Larry: I know I for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the masking
It's right next to the phone
Petunia: That's I thought but now's it not
I guess I have known
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: They're again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands in their place?
Petunia: in the middle drawer
Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There always more
Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, down
Together: Legal pads a
Pads: We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: Never less twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of slips
Petunia: Someday my will come
Larry: replace the toner
Petunia: we'll find more of
Larry: Our manila
Someday my prints will come
Larry: the printer cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping
Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
What to our paper clips?
Paper Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are gone
Petunia: They're gone
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where all the staplers gone?

Narrator: has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.