Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom
Larry: I that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
Larry: I know I thought for
Petunia: you seen the masking tape?
Larry: right next to the phone
Petunia: That's what I but now's it not
I guess I should have
Together: Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper
Petunia: The ballpoint are gone again
Larry: They're gone
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their
Do you when...
Larry: The bands were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle
Larry: Light easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were always
Petunia: of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining
Together: pads a plenty
Legal Pads: legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: less than twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: gone again
We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: my prints will come
Larry: Please the toner
Petunia: we'll find more of
Larry: Our manila
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper
Larry: The ballpoints are again
Petunia: gone again
Together: The Sharpies all have tips
Where all the staplers gone?

This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.