Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
They're in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: odd
Larry: I know I thought for
Petunia: Have you the masking tape?
Larry: right next to the phone
Petunia: That's what I thought but it not
I I should have known
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
Petunia: The pens are gone again
Larry: gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands in their place?
Petunia: in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: were always more
Petunia: of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal Pads: We're
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never less than
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're again
We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: Please replace the
Petunia: Someday find more of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Together: Adhesive labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper
Larry: The are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.