Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no
That's odd
Larry: I I thought for sure
Have you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's right to the phone
Petunia: That's what I but now's it not
I guess I should have
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone
Larry: They're gone
Together: The stick-it pads have lost stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were more
Petunia: Reams of paper raining
Raining, raining down
Together: pads a plenty
Legal We're legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Our manila folders
Petunia: my prints will come
Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Paper Paper clips
The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: gone again
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened
Where have all the staplers

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.