Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We have much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no
That's odd
Larry: I know I for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the masking
Larry: It's right to the phone
Petunia: what I thought but now's it not
I I should have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What to our paper clips?
Petunia: The pens are gone again
Larry: gone again
Together: The pads have lost their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands were in place?
They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were always
Petunia: of paper raining down
Raining, raining down
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: Never less than
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're again
Together: We've run out of slips
Someday my prints will come
Larry: replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Larry: Our folders
Petunia: my prints will come
Larry: the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday find more of
Together: shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are again
Petunia: They're again
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened
have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.