Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you seen the scissors,
They're in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
Larry: I know I for sure
Petunia: you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's right to the phone
That's what I thought but now's it not
I guess I should have
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: gone again
Together: The pads have lost their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands in their place?
Petunia: in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light bulbs to replace
Yes!
Larry: There always more
Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, down
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal Pads: legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper
Larry: The ballpoint are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of packing
Petunia: my prints will come
Larry: Please replace the
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Together: shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper
Paper Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are gone
Petunia: They're gone
Together: The Sharpies all have tips
Where have all the gone?

Narrator: This has been Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.