Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're no more
Petunia: odd
I know I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the tape?
Larry: It's right next to the
Petunia: That's what I but now's it not
I guess I have known
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone
Larry: They're again
Together: The stick-it pads lost their stick
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the middle
Rubber Bands: drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light bulbs to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were always
Petunia: Reams of paper down
Paper: Raining, down
Legal pads a plenty
Legal We're legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never less twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Larry: The ballpoint are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of packing
Petunia: Someday my prints will
Larry: Please the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Larry: Our folders
Petunia: my prints will come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Paper Paper clips
The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: gone again
Together: The Sharpies all have tips
Where have all the staplers

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.