Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: you seen the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the bottom
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no
Petunia: odd
Larry: I know I thought for
Petunia: Have you seen the tape?
It's right next to the phone
Petunia: That's what I but now's it not
I guess I should have
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are again
Larry: They're gone
Together: The stick-it pads have their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, drawer
Larry: Light easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There always more
Petunia: Reams of paper down
Paper: Raining, down
Together: Legal pads a
Pads: We're legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never less than
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
happened to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are again
Petunia: They're again
Together: We've run out of packing
Someday my prints will come
Larry: replace the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my will come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Petunia: we'll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
What happened to our clips?
Paper Paper clips
Larry: The ballpoints are again
Petunia: They're again
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.