Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't much time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you seen the scissors,
Petunia: in the bottom drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no
Petunia: odd
I know I thought for sure
Petunia: you seen the masking tape?
Larry: It's next to the phone
Petunia: That's I thought but now's it not
I guess I have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: They're gone
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Rubber Bands: drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: were always more
Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining
Together: Legal pads a
Legal We're legal
Petunia: in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're gone
We've run out of packing slips
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: Please the toner
Petunia: we'll find more of
Larry: Our folders
Petunia: my prints will come
Larry: Where's the cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our paper
Paper Clips/Staplers: clips
Larry: The ballpoints are again
Petunia: They're again
Together: The Sharpies all flattened tips
Where have all the gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.