Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have much before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you the scissors, miss?
Petunia: in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: odd
I know I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the masking
It's right next to the phone
Petunia: That's I thought but now's it not
I guess I have known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are again
Larry: They're again
The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Rubber Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
Larry: There were more
Petunia: of paper raining down
Raining, raining down
Together: Legal a plenty
Legal We're legal
Petunia: Highlighters in hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What to our paper clips?
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of slips
Someday my prints will come
Larry: Please the toner
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints come
Larry: the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper
Larry: The are gone again
Petunia: They're again
Together: The all have flattened tips
have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.