Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're no more
That's odd
Larry: I I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the tape?
It's right next to the phone
Petunia: what I thought but now's it not
I guess I should known
Together: Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are again
Larry: They're again
Together: The stick-it have lost their stick
Do you when...
Larry: The rubber bands were in place?
Petunia: They're in the middle
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, drawer
Larry: Light bulbs easy to
Yes!
Larry: There were more
Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, down
Together: pads a plenty
Legal We're legal
Highlighters in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never than twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of packing
Petunia: Someday my prints will
Larry: Please the toner
Petunia: Someday find more of
Our manila folders
Petunia: Someday my prints will
Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll find of
Together: shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the staplers
What happened to our clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: clips
Larry: The are gone again
They're gone again
Together: The Sharpies all flattened tips
Where all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.