Luyện nghe bài hát Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where All the Staplers Gone?"

Larry: We don't have time before the big meeting.
No. No, we don't.
Larry: Have you the scissors, miss?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Larry: I tried that but they're there no more
Petunia: odd
Larry: I I thought for sure
Petunia: Have you seen the tape?
Larry: It's right to the phone
Petunia: That's what I thought but it not
I guess I should known
Together: Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Petunia: The ballpoint are gone again
They're gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their
Do you when...
The rubber bands were in their place?
Petunia: They're in the drawer
Rubber Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: Light bulbs easy to
Yes!
Larry: There were always
Petunia: Reams of raining down
Raining, raining down
Together: pads a plenty
Legal Pads: legal
Highlighters in every hue
I remember!
Together: Never less twenty
Ohhhh...Where all the staplers gone?
What happened to our clips?
Larry: The ballpoint are gone again
Petunia: They're gone
Together: We've run out of slips
Petunia: Someday my will come
Larry: Please replace the
Petunia: we'll find more of
Larry: Our manila
Petunia: Someday my prints will
Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll more of
Together: shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all the gone?
happened to our paper clips?
Paper Paper clips
Larry: The are gone again
Petunia: They're again
Together: The Sharpies all flattened tips
have all the staplers gone?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.