Luyện nghe bài hát What's the hell's a ninja?

"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A old
orginization. It's origins are hundreds of old. Much
of its history's been lost. Not many exist today, yet
they all have imdominal fighting as a part of Ninjitsu.
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will die."
Ninja's superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker
have imdominal fighting skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a shogun
So I can swing a sword and necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the
Then I'd jump out and stab in the balls
'cause I remember kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned
And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck J"
Its sad to think of how it as I got older
As I sit and a ninja on my folder, uh
What I do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start on the chalk board
I'd tell the whole class nobody a jiggle
First one to do, I'll make your fuckin wiggle
Everyone would start jockin, the would take my picture
Damn, I wish I be a ninja

Damn, I I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, feel good to see people up on it(2x)

After I was all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a
I'd walk in the and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my pops
He tried to hit her again but that stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck
I a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your glass
Why don't you it all up and stick it in your ass?"
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you forever
When he was done, I'd his butt cheeks together
Now get the out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
I to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
Damn, I I could be a ninja

Damn, I I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd good to see people up on it(2x)

If I could be a ninja, my be dead
But I gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two
Mr. works here, he's fuckin forty-five
But he think he the shit 'cause he the
I guess he don't know that his is a loss
I in, about 5 minutes late
'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
at me, sweatin over this place
Mad I'm late, he's no better than me
Just another working for next to free
I about taking my ninja steel
And up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill bitch
And I even need to be a ninja

Damn, I wish I be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel good to see up on it(7x)

Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja,
THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!