Luyện nghe bài hát What's the hell's a ninja?

"A ninja is the branch of the samurai. A very old
orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old.
of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas today, yet
they all have imdominal fighting as a part of Ninjitsu.
No matter what you use, a ninja will never die."
possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker
Ninja's have imdominal skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a ninja

Damn, I I could be a shogun samurai
So I can a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the
Then I'd jump out and stab in the balls
'cause I remember kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned
And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck J"
Its sad to think of how it as I got older
As I sit and draw a on my folder, uh
What I would do if I had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin on the board
I'd tell the class nobody move a jiggle
First one to do, make your fuckin neck wiggle
Everyone would jockin, the news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a

Damn, I I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, feel good to see people up on it(2x)

After I was killing all the fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing my nuts
And I would walk home like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk
He to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his off his face
I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your glass
Why you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take
When he was done, I'd squeeze his cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, never back
I a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry he hit ya"
Damn, I I could be a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a (3x)
Damn, it'd feel to see people up on it(2x)

If I be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
But I gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two
Mr. Donny works here, fuckin forty-five
But he think he the shit he the boss
I he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 late
'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over place
Mad 'cause I'm late, no better than me
Just another bitch working for next to
I thought about my ninja steel
And cuttin up his body and fry him on the
But too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch
And I don't need to be a ninja

Damn, I wish I be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel to see people up on it(7x)

Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja,
FUCK THAT!! I'M A CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!