Luyện nghe bài hát What's the hell's a ninja?

"A ninja is the branch of the samurai. A very old
orginization. It's origins are hundreds of old. Much
of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas today, yet
they all imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja never die."
Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu,
Ninja's imdominal fighting skills
I'm ninja, a ninjer, a ninja

Damn, I I could be a shogun samurai
So I can a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and crawl through the halls
Then I'd jump out and stab in the balls
'cause I remember these kids the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all
But then we grew up and everybody turned
And now they me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"
Its sad to think of how it as I got older
As I sit and a ninja on my folder, uh
What I do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood flingin on the chalk board
I'd tell the class nobody move a jiggle
First one to do, I'll make fuckin neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my
Damn, I wish I be a ninja

Damn, I I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel good to see up on it(2x)

After I was all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would and swing from my nuts
And I walk home feeling like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk
He tried to hit her again but that stops
I kick him in his throat, you his neck break
I a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all broken glass
Why you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"
I watch him do it, now up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, come back
I throw a Chinese and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry he hit ya"
Damn, I I could be a ninja

Damn, I wish I be a ninja (3x)
Damn, it'd feel to see people up on it(2x)

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be
But I still gotta go to work and pay the
I flip french fries for two
Mr. Donny works here, he's forty-five
But he think he the shit 'cause he the
I he don't know that his life is a loss
I in, about 5 minutes late
'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, over this place
Mad 'cause I'm late, he's no than me
Just another working for next to free
I thought about my ninja steel
And up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin whack and I can this bitch
And I don't need to be a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a (3x)
Damn, it'd feel to see people up on it(7x)

Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja,
FUCK THAT!! I'M A CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!