What's on the Bar

What's on the movies
What's on the tube
What's on a woman's mind
I don't have a clue

What's with this cell phone
What the hell is wrong with my car
I think I'll go in here
Check it out and see what's on the bar

What is the game plan
What's with this job
What's the problem at home
That's the problem by far

What's a matter with me
Drinking friends let me tell you the truth
I've been close to love but no cigar
So tell me, what's on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam?
Do you have a little green Jack?
Do you have a little coke and ice?
So I can knock it on back

And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is what's a girl and what's on the bar

Can you make a Margarita?
Do you have a glass tall?
Do you have a band
That knows how to play an old Jimmy Reeves' song?

Would you like to know the hot spots
The best places by far
Can't recommend what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar

What's on your mind
What's in your heart
Well, that's the difference
In a happy kind of life or just falling apart

Do you wanna know the hot spots
I know 'em near and far
I don't know what's on the menu
But I know what's on the bar

Do you have a little Jim Beam?
Do you have a little green Jack?
Do you have a little coke and ice?
So I can knock them both back

And when I get back from the dance floor
My number one prior
Is hello baby and what's on the bar

What's a girl
And what's on the bar