Liquor to Like Her

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

She wants to tell me where to go
Tell me what to do, tell me what to eat
And how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me

What thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy
Till it drove me to drink

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

Well, she's such a pretty thing
You'd think she's heaven sent
She's the quarrelsome kind
Love's an argument

She could yell all day
She can scream all night
I just sit there smilin'
As high as a kite

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drinking all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

This drinking buddy of mine, said he met a girl
Said she was the meanest woman in the world
I saw her pretty picture, I said, "Man, you're poking fun"
Then the day I met her, I said, "Pour me one"

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

You may look down your nose at me
Think I'm an old sorry son of a B
The only way I'm giving up
My drinking glass is if I can find a way to get her off my back

Your wife's on the phone

Little brown jug upon my lips
You're saving our love with every sip

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine

Every time I get sober
She drives me out of my mind

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up, I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up, hell, I love her