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My show is a little bit and a little bit pretentious
Like willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
It's also a little bit gay and a offensive,
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam wearing a strap on,
So put your phones to vibrate,
And put vibrators to cell phone mode,
Welcome to the show it goes a bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
to my flow it flows a little bit like this,
With a rap a and a,
Swift rap on the a wrap and a kiss,
Like wrapping a kiss shit.
I got a show test ya kids,
Then ask one question and the is,

(CHORUS)
Whats funny?, whats funny? funny? whats funny?. (x3)

Oh
Humor is often linked to experience,
a guy gets up an says,
"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
Really good point, they fix that,
Its to know that somebody finally gets me,
because my divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
to all sense of self.
So its nice to think about dryers and not that cheating whore,
Because stand up is actually pretty easy,
If your an asian just get up and say,
"My mothers got the weirdest accent"
just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
Because they privately thought that your were laughable,
And now you've given them the chance to express in public,

If youre a musical comic, just give 'em a little voice inflection
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock misdirection

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Tourettes!
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the audience says,
When I was a baby, maybe I at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm and bolder,
And just get mad 'cause i notice the keys are to a hummer,
Fuck my I don't fuck my wife,
so fuck my wife and my life,
and my son is gay, but not gay,
Daughters a whore another girl who used to be her mother,
But the made her miss merry americana,
I wanna a teen without prima-donna,
But the feminists made my wife a man,
If i die happy the situation be auto erotic-exfixiation,
I hate my life and it hates me back, and my is black,
But I don't know to call him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jamaal", Even though his is Steve,
I Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I my wife,
Jews would know I do it; beat me to it,
I'm slowly into a solopcystic coma,
And I masturbate because I'm the only one standards are low enough to fuck me....

(CHORUS)
(pop) a boy!

(CHORUS CONTINUES)
this.........(fart)