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My show is a little bit and a little bit pretentious
Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a on,
It's also a little bit gay and a offensive,
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a on,
So put your cell to vibrate,
And put vibrators to cell phone mode,
Welcome to the show it a little bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
Welcome to my flow it flows a bit like this,
With a rap a and a,
Swift rap on the a wrap and a kiss,
Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.
I got a that'll test ya kids,
ask one question and the question is,

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Whats funny?, whats funny? whats whats funny?. (x3)

Oh
Humor is linked to shared experience,
Like a guy up an says,
"have you noticed that public restrooms really inefficient hand dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
Really good point, should fix that,
Its good to that somebody finally gets me,
because my wife divorced me which forced me,
to all sense of self.
So its nice to think about hand dryers and not cheating whore,
Because stand up comedy is pretty easy,
If your an asian just get up and say,
"My mothers got the fucking accent"
then just do, a chinese accent, because laughs at the chinese accent,
Because they privately that your people were laughable,
And now given them the chance to express that in public,

If youre a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird inflection
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em a rock hard misdirection

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Tourettes!
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the audience says,
When I was a baby, I laughed at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm and bolder,
And just get mad 'cause i that the keys are to a hummer,
my life I don't fuck my wife,
so fuck my wife and my life,
and my son is gay, but not gay,
Daughters a whore like another who used to be her mother,
But the marriage her miss merry americana,
I a teen without screaming prima-donna,
But the feminists made my wife a man,
If i die the situation will be auto erotic-exfixiation,
I hate my life and it hates me back, and my is black,
But I don't know what to him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jamaal", though his name is Steve,
I my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
Jews would know I do it; Judas me to it,
I'm slowly into a solopcystic coma,
And I masturbate because I'm the only one standards are low enough to fuck me....

(CHORUS)
(pop) a boy!

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this.........(fart)