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My is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
Like willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
It's also a little bit gay and a offensive,
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a on,
So put your cell to vibrate,
And put vibrators to cell phone mode,
to the show it goes a little bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
Welcome to my it flows a little bit like this,
a rap a dist and a,
Swift rap on the a wrap and a kiss,
Like Hershey's a kiss shit.
I got a show that'll ya kids,
Then ask one and the question is,

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Whats funny?, whats funny? whats funny? funny?. (x3)

Oh
Humor is often linked to experience,
a guy gets up an says,
"have you that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
Really good point, they fix that,
Its good to know that somebody gets me,
because my divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
to all sense of self.
So its nice to think hand dryers and not that cheating whore,
stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
If an asian comic just get up and say,
"My mothers got the fucking accent"
then just do, a chinese accent, everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
Because they privately thought that people were laughable,
And now given them the chance to express that in public,

If youre a comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock misdirection

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Tourettes!
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the audience says,
When I was a baby, maybe I at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm and bolder,
And just get mad 'cause i that the keys are to a hummer,
Fuck my life I fuck my wife,
so fuck my and fuck my life,
and my son is gay, but not gay,
Daughters a whore like another girl who to be her mother,
But the made her miss merry americana,
I a teen without screaming prima-donna,
But the feminists made my wife a man,
If i die happy the will be auto erotic-exfixiation,
I hate my and it hates me back, and my friend is black,
But I know what to call him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jamaal", Even his name is Steve,
I my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,
I'm slowly slipping a solopcystic coma,
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low to fuck me....

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(pop) a boy!

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this.........(fart)