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My show is a little bit and a little bit pretentious
Like willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
It's also a little bit gay and a offensive,
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a on,
So put your cell to vibrate,
And put your vibrators to phone mode,
Welcome to the show it goes a bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
Welcome to my flow it a little bit like this,
a rap a dist and a,
Swift rap on the a wrap and a kiss,
Like Hershey's wrapping a shit.
I got a show test ya kids,
ask one question and the question is,

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Whats funny?, whats funny? whats funny? funny?. (x3)

Oh
Humor is often linked to experience,
Like a guy up an says,
"have you noticed that public have really inefficient hand dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
Really good point, should fix that,
Its to know that somebody finally gets me,
because my divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
to lose all of self.
So its nice to think about dryers and not that cheating whore,
Because stand up comedy is pretty easy,
If your an comic just get up and say,
"My mothers got the fucking accent"
then do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
Because they privately thought your people were laughable,
And now you've given them the chance to express in public,

If a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection

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Tourettes!
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When the says,
When I was a baby, maybe I at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm and bolder,
And just get mad i notice that the keys are to a hummer,
my life I don't fuck my wife,
so fuck my and fuck my life,
and my son is gay, but not gay,
Daughters a like another girl who used to be her mother,
But the marriage made her merry americana,
I wanna a without screaming prima-donna,
But the radical feminists my wife a man,
If i die happy the situation be auto erotic-exfixiation,
I hate my life and it hates me back, and my is black,
But I know what to call him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jamaal", though his name is Steve,
I Hate my job I hate my life, my kids I hate my wife,
Jews would know I do it; Judas me to it,
I'm slowly slipping into a coma,
And I masturbate I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....

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(pop) a boy!

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this.........(fart)