[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I think I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his head like Erykah Badu I irony in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming packing a Mac with of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, probably garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing Superman to Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White Michael - Vick, enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I might a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school Satan's with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing for razors and blades and anything sharp Even darts; it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane There's crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all I drive the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a of Don Goines and John Grisham Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times That landmine rhyme written with porcupine Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to take blood, the bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough They need to invent new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done a verse, said some foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my bank retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet but they all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need four of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you know the If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my Hurry up, so I can go to rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street sweeper in I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to for being a player right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron I'm swinging golf I'm with the best alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass Nick Hogan's car crash You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard part You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I to Mike Jack's And took the Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and my nutsack him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I give a fuck nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that