[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it about bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout cheese and this ain't no Asking bout rings like the ho Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I find in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, college for Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I might make a little with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white Liable to shit on you I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and and anything sharp Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's still insane, why's bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five That landmine rhyme written with porcupine Step up in here with the C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills shoulda my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger It's like rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional With a setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So acting like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? ask where my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so of a star, bitch That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I four pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act and start shit I just at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you know the If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your determines your latitude This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street sweeper in I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player after Proof split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, blast ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your body chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm golf I'm with the best alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard passed You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't seen shit like that I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck about nothing so where you fucked up at Don't go touching can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut