[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings like the ho know You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I irony in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you packing a Mac with back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing Superman to Bugs
[Verse 3: I'm like a White Michael - Vick, enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he gets off opiates, an appropriate Way to start off his he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major of his game Holy water won't ward him off, won't do the trick He's so sick, ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane There's some shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A bit of this twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times That landmine written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just me stronger It's like rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't They need to invent somewhere new to me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So acting like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so of a star, bitch I can fart and piss on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I need pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact that you the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high like Chris I'm from the of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a right after Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, blast ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap committing suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off that Lorena chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm golf I'm with the best alive, put something on it sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the part passed You seen pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that