[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it about bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no Chaps It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings like the ho Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking like Erykah Badu I find irony in in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You rhyming bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, probably garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a and a white diaper Liable to on you while I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a part of his game Holy water won't him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of this out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax like Osama him Bitch, I'm all I drive the girls crazy gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times That landmine written with porcupine line Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I gon' be using syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. I'm sick, somebody better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to that I can rap? ask where my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank retarded My card's got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact that you know the If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the to a padded room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the where the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right Proof split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his voice back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya From a away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine like I'm swinging golf I'm with the rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the fucking crawled off and sang I seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I give a fuck about nothing so here's you fucked up at Don't go touching can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut