[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we gon' fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in wood like she Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this no damn Chaps It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Loco bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a Once I see him, maybe more Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Badu I find irony in in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of weight like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming packing a Mac with of the Ac Or perhaps you can't my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I might a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white Liable to on you while I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything Even darts; it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the He's so sick, it's sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] bitches should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't need a cent, we The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills shoulda my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They need to invent somewhere new to me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, no worse for wear, got these haters Mad to rip off their hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot to prove that I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my bank retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I need four pounds of poultry carcass And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you know the If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn and get some more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking everyday til Hex get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm niggie I'm mo hooder than dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your between chalk I'm squeezing the iron like I'm swinging golf I'm with the rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You seen pain til Leatherface flips, mayne cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top half of the fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't it back, faggot, fuck that I give a about nothing so here's where you fucked up at go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut