[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it ain't bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a cause your freak ho Specialize in wood she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You El Pollo Loco bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking bout like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah I find irony in being in a Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you packing a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white Liable to on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my state You legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all I drive the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a of Don Goines and John Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine written with porcupine line Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, some foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a pill and fall the fuck out, ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so much of a star, That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I need four pounds of fried carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act and start shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In that you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn and get some more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the where the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the went to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like committing in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to it alone You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd a weenie off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the iron like I'm swinging golf I'm with the best rapper alive, put on it Your sound's as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, be a smart ass Yeah, laugh sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching can, man; you don't wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that