1: Mr. Porter] Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it about bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your ho Specialize in like she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking bout rings like the ho know You get out of my house and shit I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe like Justin Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I her laying in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking like Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight like Me and got a gangsta bond We like that thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official with ref a whistle That ain't Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac with of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I might make a little with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a diaper to shit on you while I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old Superman on the beat, I carry my state You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts I ain't a small fry, ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine rhyme with porcupine line Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to take blood, the bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They need to invent new to send me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and made it worse Yeah, I'm back, no worse for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody better get the Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank account's My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't need you chumps, got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your determines your latitude This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say In the streets where the stakes is high like Chris I'm from the city of true Where the went to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm the nine iron like I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard part You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut