[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho Specialize in wood she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps all Polo; I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and ain't no photo bout rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Leaving my rivals underground Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his head like Erykah Badu I find in being in a place I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight like Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime to you that ain't the prom The MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You rhyming bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the swagger, you're probably garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing Superman to Bugs
3: Eminem] I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper and a knife and a white diaper Liable to on you while I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything Even darts; it all plays a major part of his game water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of this out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John have you rewinding it four or five times That landmine rhyme written with line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to take blood, the bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's like rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even me sweating Shit, I done a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch they can't function Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so much of a star, That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my bank account's My card's got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red M&Ms; chartered Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I just at em like, I'm the artist In fact you know the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for a player right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard passed You ain't seen pain til Leatherface flips, cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I to Mike Jack's And took the Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my Gave him a while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that