[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You get a leash cause your freak ho Specialize in wood she Home Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking cheese and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings like the ho Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Justin my rivals underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I irony in being in a place Where I'm Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of weight like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC rhyme official with ref with a whistle ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé with a of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white Liable to shit on you I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game Holy won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his He's still insane, why's bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you can't weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. back with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get thoughts back I ain't a small fry, ticker, small tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a of Don Goines and John Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine rhyme with porcupine line Step up in here the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't need a cent, we The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough They need to invent new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a oven With a setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air so in a bunch that they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody better get the Who I gotta shoot to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but they all are At shows, my riders always the I need four of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act and start shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I don't need you chumps, got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em fake a fall, my is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to for being a player right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your body between I'm the nine iron like I'm swinging golf I'm with the best alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, while sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til Leatherface flips, I'll cut ya fucking off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut