[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we gon' fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in wood she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and this ain't no Asking bout rings like the ho know You better get out of my house and I I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I her laying in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I irony in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight like Me and got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that the prom The MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the swagger, you're probably garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike through the side of my high school Satan's with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the He's so sick, it's ridiculous; the crazy part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of this out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The of science to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough They need to somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional With a rotisserie and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's Shady and Royce, yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but they all are At shows, my riders always the I need four of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street sweeper in I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging I'm with the rapper alive, put something on it sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til Leatherface flips, I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back Handed my dick to while he sucked it and licked my nutsack him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck about so here's where you fucked up at go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut