[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it about bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a cause your freak ho Specialize in wood like she Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout and this ain't no photo Asking bout rings like the ho know You better get out of my house and I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I find irony in in a place Where I'm Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme with ref with a whistle That Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac with of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my spectacular You rhyming bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a Alizé with a side of NyQuil And a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school Satan's with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his day; he may smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major of his game Holy water won't him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane There's some crazy going on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of this out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts I ain't a small fry, ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call Nickle the Don A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham have you rewinding it four or five times That rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I gon' be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't They need to invent new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me Shit, I done made a verse, said some shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad to rip off their hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they can't It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
[Verse 7: Mr. I'm sick, somebody better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can People ask my shine is at I say the liner notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, I can fart and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact you know the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't need you chumps, y'all got and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines latitude This house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, A mic and two turntables, fit for the to a padded room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say In the streets where the is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a right after Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me in my chromosomes, in order to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your body chalk I'm the nine iron like I'm swinging golf I'm with the best rapper alive, put on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't seen like that since I went to Mike Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut