[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it ain't bread, what we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You get a leash cause your freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps all Polo; I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and this ain't no bout rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Bieber my rivals underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I irony in being in a place I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you packing a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing Superman to Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé a side of NyQuil And a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper and a knife and a white diaper Liable to on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick He's so sick, it's sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my state You wooden legs to a house: you can't weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax like sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine rhyme written with porcupine up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and even notice me sweating Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that they can't It's Shady and Royce, yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody better get the Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my bank account's My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your determines your latitude This house we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a room, keep a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to for being a player right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than dickies I rap committing suicide in the booth taking the track with me in my chromosomes, in order to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt Knock a weenie off, put your body between I'm squeezing the nine like I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half it, sawed off her legs And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I to Mike Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I give a fuck about nothing so where you fucked up at Don't go that can, man; you don't wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that