[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout cheese and ain't no photo Asking rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I find in being in a place I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that the prom The next MC that official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, college for Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing to Bugs Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a diaper Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his day; he may smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy off his brain He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, There's some crazy shit going on in apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the girls They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it or five times That landmine rhyme written with line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them shoulda killed my ass But didn't, they just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't notice me sweating Shit, I done a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so much of a star, That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just at em like, I'm the artist In that you know the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Lorena chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your body chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Hogan's car crash You may look like the for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back Handed my to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching that can, man; you wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut