[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Pollo bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking rings like the ho know Frodo You get out of my house and shit I think I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals underground Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight like Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't my spectacular vernacular You still bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a I might make a little Alizé with a of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you can't weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A bit of this twisted out with Obama in it Mr. back with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They gotta look at to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, tack I make 'em all cry with big and raw sack The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five That landmine rhyme written porcupine line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They need to invent new to send me As as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some shit Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they can't It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my account's retarded My debit card's got a and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need four pounds of fried poultry And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In that you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say In the streets where the stakes is high like Chris I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, blast ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your body between I'm squeezing the nine like I'm swinging golf I'm with the best rapper alive, put on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half with it, off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that