[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking bout rings the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, a heater Once I see him, more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals underground Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah I irony in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, probably garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing Superman to Bugs
[Verse 3: I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his Holy water won't him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's still insane, there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax like Osama him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta look at to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry with big and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five That landmine written with porcupine line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me It's they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their and start punching the air Panties so in a that they can't function It's Shady and Royce, yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I shoot just to prove that I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say the liner notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my account's retarded My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines latitude house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high like Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking everyday til Hex get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd a weenie off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking the hard part passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't seen shit like since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and my nutsack him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching can, man; you don't wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that