[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho Specialize in like she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps all Polo; I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and ain't no photo Asking bout like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or take I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you ain't the prom The next MC that official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a side of And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major of his game Holy water ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax like Osama him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a fry, small ticker, small tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The of science to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call Nickle the Don A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to take blood, the bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, tempt me! isn't enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven With a setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, some foul shit go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a that they can't function It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my bank account's My debit got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I just yell at em like, I'm the In that you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of Royce that I'm drinking til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like committing suicide in the booth the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm the nine iron like I'm swinging golf I'm with the rapper alive, put something on it Your plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking off and sang I ain't shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my Gave him a while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck about nothing so where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that