[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Lauren, this ain't no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking bout rings like the ho know You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, a heater Once I see him, more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Badu I irony in being in a place Where I'm Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that rhyme with ref with a whistle That ain't Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you packing a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, college for Using the word swagger, you're garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my school Satan's disciple a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and sharp Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some shit going on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back with like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a of Don Goines and John Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine rhyme written with line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's johnson a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I gon' be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a oven With a setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul go back fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and punching the air Panties so in a that they can't function It's Shady and Royce, yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So acting like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody better get the Who I gotta shoot just to prove I can rap? People ask where my is at I say the liner notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my account's retarded My card's got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet demands but all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I need four of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act and start shit I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor to jail for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors that I'm drinking til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim in the ass With a shard of glass Nick Hogan's car crash You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there that the hard part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and my nutsack Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that