[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm like DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, ain't no damn Chaps all Polo; I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking bout rings the ho know Frodo You get out of my house and shit I think I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah I irony in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or take I'm tryna get rid of this weight like Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that rhyme official ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high Satan's disciple a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason, off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game Holy water ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, there bloodstains on his carpet, mane some crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, back to the blocks, slinging yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my whole You wooden legs to a house: you can't weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A bit of this twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call Nickle the Don A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm still trashed, pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, just made me stronger It's like they my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough They need to invent somewhere new to me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad to rip off their hair and start punching the air so in a bunch that they can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
[Verse 7: Mr. Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can fart and piss on the red Look, my bank account's My debit card's got a and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need four pounds of fried carcass And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act and start shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to rubber and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your determines your latitude This house we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor went to for being a player right after Proof split Levels the head of competitors that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like suicide in the booth taking the track with me in my chromosomes, in order to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd a weenie off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass Nick Hogan's car crash You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her And the top of the torso fucking crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that I went to Mike Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, that I give a fuck nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut