[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a cause your freak ho Specialize in wood like she Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we Roscoe P. in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn It's all Polo; I'm so pro You El Pollo Loco Talking bout cheese and this ain't no bout rings like the ho know Frodo You get out of my house and shit I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah I find irony in in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that thang to you that ain't the prom The MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle That ain't Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming bottles models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, probably garbage You thugs funny, comparing 5'9" to You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I might make a little Alizé a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for razors and and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all a major part of his game Holy water won't him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my state You legs to a house: you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all I drive the girls crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll you rewinding it four or five times landmine rhyme written with porcupine line Step up in with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough They need to somewhere new to send me As as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven With a setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the out, spill ya lunch in the chair
[Verse 7: Mr. I'm sick, somebody better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my bank retarded My debit card's got a and a harness, hey Meet demands but they all are At shows, my riders always the I need four of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and shit I just at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill measles, mumps, I made you bitches I don't you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn and get some more dunks
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude house that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I a call Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm the city of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after split the head of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, scared at ya, blast from ya From a block away; ask Tricky, I'm niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to it alone You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd a weenie off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine like I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, while sit there thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain til Leatherface flips, I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't wanna up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that