[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't about bread, what we gon' fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout cheese and ain't no photo Asking rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking that, bust a heater I see him, maybe more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Badu I find in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or lead I'm tryna get rid of weight like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that official with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or you can't match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, college for Using the word swagger, you're probably You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, enough to stick J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott I make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high Satan's disciple a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to off his day; he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a part of his game Holy water ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's still insane, why's there on his carpet, mane There's some shit going on in Shady's apartment again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all I drive the girls crazy They look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, tack I 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli Porter
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all should call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it four or times That landmine rhyme written with porcupine Step up in here with the C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun to a Horseshoe Only wit monsters, we the truth, monsters will pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't see the booth, I could fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my mind if you can Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't be using syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough They need to invent somewhere new to me As sick as I'm getting, they'll me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and even notice me sweating Shit, I made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around and just made it Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, a dysfunctional pair So stop acting like a punk, get a Take a pill and the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, somebody get the Dimetapp Who I gotta just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say the liner notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My debit card's got a and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I four pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act and start shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to rubber and get some more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I a call Make 'em fake a fall, my is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm from the of true shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking til Hex Murda get his regular voice back Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the taking the track with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron I'm swinging golf I'm with the best alive, put something on it Your plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a dash just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the part passed You ain't seen pain til flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it back Handed my to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touching that can, man; you don't open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut