[Verse 1: Mr. Welcome to the ill of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash your freak ho Specialize in like she Home Depot I'm like DeBarge, we stars P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Pollo Talking bout and this ain't no photo Asking bout like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe more like Bieber Leaving my rivals like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah I find in being in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting White boy I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you ain't the prom The next MC rhyme official with ref with a whistle That Young Money, I'mma definitely diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't match my vernacular You still rhyming bottles with models, for knowledge Using the word swagger, you're probably You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing Superman to Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So dope he off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain He's still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay the old days Superman on the beat, I my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, it's Jackson! Okay A little bit of this twisted out Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The of science to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham Flow'll have you it four or five times That landmine written with porcupine line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang will you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom my mind if you can imagine Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
[Verse 6: Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk is still half-empty Yeah, me! Hell isn't enough They need to invent new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional With a rotisserie and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some shit Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off their hair and start the air Panties so in a bunch that they function It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I shoot just to prove that I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all kinda I am so much of a star, That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My card's got a helmet and a harness, hey demands but they all are harmless At shows, my riders always the I need four pounds of poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact that you know the If you play sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I don't need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, seeing You had yourself a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor went to jail for a player right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya From a away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo than black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine like I'm swinging golf I'm with the rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a with nothing on it
9: Eminem] I'll do a hundred-yard dash to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the hard part You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's And took the Elephant skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I give a fuck about nothing so where you fucked up at go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut