[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm tryna see If it about bread, what we gon' speak fo If it no lead, then it ain't no beef, bro You better get a leash cause your ho Specialize in wood she Home Depot I'm like Chico DeBarge, we Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no damn It's all I'm so pro though You El Pollo Loco Talking bout cheese and this no photo Asking bout rings like the ho Frodo You get out of my house and shit I think I threw up in my a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, more like Justin Bieber Leaving my rivals underground Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the street and Butt naked with a in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I find irony in in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I a nigga, break bread or take lead I'm tryna get rid of this weight K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the The next MC that rhyme with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you rhyming packing a Mac back of the Ac Or perhaps you can't my spectacular vernacular You rhyming bottles with models, college for knowledge Using the word swagger, probably garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You Superman to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a Michael - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a bike right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a and a white diaper to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous it all plays a major part of his game Holy won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days Superman on the beat, I carry my state You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, O'Shea Jackson! Okay A little bit of twisted out with Obama in it Mr. Porter back with anthrax Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I the girls crazy gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry with big and raw sack The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, Eli Porter stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don Goines and John Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five That rhyme written with porcupine line up in here with the Slaughterhouse C.O.B. Gang approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya Like ya Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I could fit shoe I'm sick, I got the Desert flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we need a cent, we Teflon The doctor tried to blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using Magic's without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, tremendous If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm trashed, them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass, the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk glass is still Yeah, tempt me! Hell enough need to invent somewhere new to send me As as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional oven a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said foul shit Tryna go fix it, fucked around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got haters Mad enough to rip off their and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that can't function It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop like a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, ya lunch in the chair
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I gotta shoot just to that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say the liner notes, I done done all kinda crap I am so much of a star, That I can and piss on the red carpet Look, my account's retarded My card's got a helmet and a harness, hey Meet but they all are harmless At shows, my riders the largest I need four of fried poultry carcass And red chartered from Charlotte Look, and if you try to act and start shit I yell at em like, I'm the artist In that you know the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I don't need you chumps, got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get more dunks
8: Royce da 5'9"] Now if attitude determines your latitude This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a street in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to jail for being a right after Proof split Levels the of competitors Royce that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice Ras, I got ya, look at ya, blast from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the with me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in order to leave it You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a off, put your body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging I'm with the best alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of from Nick Hogan's car crash You may like the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit thinking that the hard part passed You ain't seen til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking balls off homie, my off the chain I chopped the bitch in half it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fucking crawled off and I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Jack's And took the Elephant Man's skull, it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and my nutsack Gave him a while I fucked him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching that can, man; you wanna open up that a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut that