[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, keep the talk, B; I'm see dough If it ain't about bread, what we speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You get a leash cause your freak ho in wood like she Home Depot I'm Chico DeBarge, we stars Roscoe P. Coltrane in bars, man Amtrak, break her damn back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this no damn Chaps It's all Polo; I'm so pro You bird-crazy: El Loco bout cheese and this ain't no photo Asking rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my and shit I I threw up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
[Verse 2: da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, 'bout that, bust a heater Once I see him, maybe like Justin Bieber Leaving my underground like Skyzoo's, how I do I have her laying in the and bleeding Butt with a bullet in his muthafucking head like Erykah Badu I find irony in in a place Where I'm wearing Gucci, mayne; getting boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or take I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and Denaun got a gangsta We that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a That ain't Young Money, I'mma definitely you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming with models, college for knowledge Using the swagger, you're probably garbage You funny, comparing 5'9" to anybody You comparing to Bugs Bunny
[Verse 3: I'm like a White - Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave a Rott I might make a little Alizé a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high Satan's disciple with a rifle and a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you I snipe you So he gets off opiates, what an appropriate Way to start off his day; he may just off to Dre He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so to gauge See Hannibal ate his and met Jason, gnawed off his leg hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the part off his brain He's insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's some crazy shit going on in Shady's again
[Verse 4: Mr. Okay, it's back to the blocks, yay like the old days on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a house: you hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out with in it Mr. Porter back with like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back I ain't a small fry, small ticker, small I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw The potblood of science to a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
[Verse 5: da 5'9"] Y'all bitches should call the Don Bishop A poet, a of Don Goines and John Grisham have you rewinding it four or five times That landmine rhyme written with porcupine Step up in here with the C.O.B. Gang will approach you and bend ya gun to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, monsters pop up on ya Like ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, I can't even see the booth, I could fit Stevie's I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, nigga, we don't need a cent, we Teflon The doctor to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Magic's johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the streets going, dude, it's If I come for ya blood, I ain't gon' be syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them shoulda killed my ass But they didn't, they just made me like they rebuilt my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch And my milk is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't They to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting, they'll stick me in a conventional With a rotisserie setting and even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said foul shit Tryna go back fix it, around and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no for wear, got these haters Mad enough to rip off hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch that they can't It's Shady and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
[Verse 7: Mr. I'm sick, somebody better get the Dimetapp Who I shoot just to prove that I can rap? People ask where my is at I say check the liner notes, I done all kinda crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my bank account's My debit card's got a and a harness, hey Meet demands but they all are At shows, my riders always the I need pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered from Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I just yell at em like, I'm the In fact that you the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I you bitches I don't need you chumps, y'all got and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude determines your This house that we hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, keep a sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you seeing beef, things You musta had yourself a bag of shrooms, I a call 'em fake a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the stakes is high Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of shit Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after split Levels the head of competitors Royce I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, blast ya a block away; ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder black dickies I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track me Patrón's in my chromosomes, in to leave it alone You have to ween me off that Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put body between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to Kim Kardash in the ass a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a ass Yeah, laugh while sit there that the hard part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne cut ya fucking balls off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like since I went to Mike Jack's And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I him right in his buttcrack Nah, I taking it back, faggot, fuck that I give a fuck about nothing so here's where you up at Don't go touching that can, you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut