[Verse 1: Mr. to the ill world of Mr. P-O Ay, the talk, B; I'm tryna see dough If it ain't bread, what we gon' speak fo If it ain't no lead, then it no beef, bro You better get a leash cause freak ho Specialize in wood like she Home I'm like Chico DeBarge, we P. Coltrane in these bars, man Amtrak, I'll break her back, man It's Ralph Lauren, this ain't no Chaps It's all I'm so pro though You bird-crazy: El Loco Talking bout cheese and this ain't no bout rings like the ho know Frodo You better get out of my house and I think I up in my mouth a bit, I'm sick
2: Royce da 5'9"] Niggas be lying, talking 'bout that, bust a Once I see him, maybe more like Justin Leaving my rivals underground Skyzoo's, how I do I have her in the street and bleeding Butt naked with a bullet in his head like Erykah Badu I find irony in being in a Where I'm Gucci, mayne; getting White boy wasted I tell a nigga, break bread or take I'm get rid of this weight like K-Fed Me and got a gangsta bond We like that thang to you that ain't the prom The next MC that rhyme with ref with a whistle That ain't Young Money, definitely diss you If you rhyming a Mac with back of the Ac Or perhaps you match my spectacular vernacular You still rhyming with models, college for knowledge the word swagger, you're probably garbage You thugs funny, 5'9" to anybody You comparing Superman to Bunny
3: Eminem] I'm like a White Michael - Vick, psycho enough to Michael J. Fox in a with a Rott I might make a little Alizé with a side of And ride a motorcycle bike right through the of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I you So dope he gets off opiates, what an Way to start off his he may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to cause his rage is so hard to gauge See ate his face and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazing hard-on for and blades and anything sharp Even poisonous darts; it all a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his still insane, why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane There's crazy shit going on in Shady's apartment again
4: Mr. Porter] Okay, it's back to the blocks, slinging yay the old days on the beat, I carry my whole state You wooden legs to a you can't hold weight Oh shit, it's O'Shea Jackson! A little bit of this twisted out with in it Mr. Porter with anthrax like Osama sent him Bitch, I'm all that; I drive the crazy They gotta look at Rorschachs to get thoughts back I a small fry, small ticker, small tack I make 'em all cry big dick and raw sack The potblood of to return a raw rap I'm the best, mane: Eli stance
5: Royce da 5'9"] Y'all bitches call Nickle the Don Bishop A poet, a mixer of Don and John Grisham Flow'll have you rewinding it or five times That landmine written with porcupine line Step up in here with the C.O.B. will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe Only fuck wit monsters, we the truth, will pop up on ya ya said Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice I can't even see the booth, I fit Stevie's shoe I'm sick, I got the Eagle flu I'm rich, lil' nigga, we don't a cent, we Teflon The tried to take blood, the needle bent, ask mom Outta my if you can imagine Using johnson without a condom, I'm bonkers Got the going, dude, it's tremendous If I for ya blood, I ain't gon' be using syringes
6: Eminem] Newsflash, I'm still trashed, them pills killed my ass But they didn't, they made me stronger It's like they my ass, like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me! Hell isn't They need to invent somewhere new to me As sick as I'm getting, stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even me sweating Shit, I done a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear, got these Mad to rip off their hair and start punching the air Panties so in a bunch they can't function It's and Royce, fuck yeah, what a dysfunctional pair So stop acting a punk, get a pair Take a pill and fall the fuck out, spill ya lunch in the
7: Mr. Porter] Look I'm sick, better get the Dimetapp Who I shoot just to prove that I can rap? People ask my shine is at I say check the liner notes, I done done all crap I am so of a star, bitch That I can fart and on the red carpet Look, my bank account's My debit card's got a and a harness, hey Meet but they all are harmless At shows, my always the largest I need pounds of fried poultry carcass And red M&Ms; chartered Charlotte Look, and if you try to act dumb and start I yell at em like, I'm the artist In fact that you the deal If you wanna sick, we can all get ill Look: measles, mumps, I made you I need you chumps, y'all got cheese and I need my chunks Hurry up, so I can go to burn rubber and get some more
[Verse 8: da 5'9"] Now if your attitude your latitude This that we call hip hop, I'm in the attic, fool A mic and two turntables, fit for the Converted to a padded room, a street sweeper in fact I call the mag a broom, you beef, seeing things You musta had a bag of shrooms, I make a call Make 'em a fall, my clique is too sick, say goodbye In the streets where the is high like Ruth's Chris I'm from the city of true Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after split Levels the head of competitors that I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular back Ras, I got ya, look scared at ya, from ya From a block ask Tricky, I'm that niggie I'm mo hooder than black I rap like committing in the booth taking the track with me in my chromosomes, in order to leave it alone You have to ween me off Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd Knock a weenie off, put your between chalk I'm squeezing the nine iron I'm swinging golf I'm the best rapper alive, put something on it Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger nothing on it
[Verse 9: I'll do a hundred-yard just to slash Kim Kardash in the ass With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car You may look the passenger for that, don't be a smart ass Yeah, laugh while sit there thinking that the part passed You ain't pain til Leatherface flips, mayne I'll cut ya fucking off homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso crawled off and sang I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike And the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles he sucked it and licked my nutsack Gave him a reach-around while I him right in his buttcrack Nah, I ain't it back, faggot, fuck that I a fuck about nothing so here's where you fucked up at go touching that can, man; you don't wanna open up that Wait a min, ah, shit...Alchemist, cut