When you're ready for steady to go dancin', Grab sweetheart and jump in your car right on down to the bright side of town You'll be glad you have to drive far You'll be happy you don't to go far
Park your pick-ups and and fords and Renaults Get out and like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
My needs a tune-up, I better get up and make up My to get on it today The tractor's actin' up and the sewer lines are backin' up But I'll be dancin' tonight I'll be dancin' anyway
'Cause I count my blessings, I don't count my I like to like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
Well I found a young an' I told him, "Now, now dog You're a borderline collie, I'm a fool But he had some bad habits, he was scared of jack I sent him off to school I think they it obedience school
But when he came back he couldn't tell a cow from a But he dance like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
Grand mammy, grand pappy if you stay happy Better up your best dancin' shoes Come see us, don't write us, you can stop your Just by away your blues Now ,just by dancin' your blues
So up your bunions with band-aids and gauze And come on, like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz Oh yeah, hey
I met a fine lady and I'd sure like to thank her For the credit she gave me made me She changed my whole and to show her my little gratitude I decided I'd ask her out Yeah, I thought I might ask her out
I said, Close up your and lock up your vaults And lets go dance like the dickens to the West Texas
We the next to last dollar in the old ice cream parlor On a milkshake and a and a pop And then we heard us some sounds, was a honky tonk next to the ice cream shop Next door to the ice cream
Now two things are better than milkshakes and malts And one is like the dickens to the West Texas Waltz
And the other is somethin' but really nothin' To of, it's somethin' to do And if you've done it before be doin' it some more Just as soon as the is through Right the dancin' is through
And if anybody asks you why, tell 'em because You been dancin' like the dickens to the West Waltz